>visit 2chan
>click random board
>bring back a present for your fellow robots
Poshel nahui hiesosina. Nehui im v etu ssaninu makaki lezt
wow sick thread mate
It's just like my image except with only one fucking board option because you were too fucking lazy to find it.
Good job.
>>29793666
this guy gets to stay home while I get sended to the shithole of the world
How do i stop thinking about her, brobots?
I want the pain to stop, but she's the only one in my life, i'm too desperate and lonely to leave her.
What are some good hobbies to boost self-esteem? other than getting /fit/
nice pepe, kys
Honestly man, it's a hard process, sure you already are aware of that. Try the vidya games, get some friends in the community, hang out, talk. Some dank maymay kush with some friends help ofc. Helped with me. Three times in a row.
Weed, yes. Other than that anything on the water is incredible for letting go. Hanging out by a stream dangling your legs in the water, reading a book, or sailing, or better yet anything to do with the ocean like boogie boarding. Things that let your mind drift off your problems yet are difficult enough to force you to maintain focus. Have you ever been envious of anyone doing some hobby-related thing? That's the best indicator that you should try it out
ITT post vocaroos of yourself singing meme phrases. Here's me singing "don't ever talk to me or my son ever again"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XIVjEstAAG
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zATGIACTeA
I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;
Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!
Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.
We...
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>>29793960
amazing lyricism anon
>>29793531
Is it cool if I use Clyp? It's the iPhone version of Vocaroo.
Why do women generally have a fluffy top 40 taste in music compared to men?
Hilariously enough I noticed black guys have a similar top 40 taste compared to white guys, too. I don't think I've ever seen a black guy listen to dark side of the moon, for example etc
.....for millennials, how many chicks do you think have listened to this in high school vs. guys?
Same with black guys, too. I'd more likely see a white nerd with cargo shorts and long hair listen to that album when he's 17 over a black guy or a chick, you know this to be true...
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>>29793495
>using Dark Side Of The Moon as a watermark for deep music taste
Anyway, it's because women are vapid whores who exist only to consume, follow trends and be treated like objects.
What kind of top 40 lists are we talking about?
>>29793560
>using Dark Side Of The Moon as a watermark for deep music taste
Seriously OP I listened to this with my mom before I started smoking weed with her. What other types of dadkino do you like then, Bob Dylan, or Red Hot Chili Peppers? Mozart?
>looking through the missing kids police page in the Netherlands
>they're literally 95% foreigners
Why tho?
>>29793394
You mean the kidnappers, right?
why indeed. maybe it's the same group kidnapping them and they know the dissapearances of foreign kids will not cause as much outrage.
>>29793394
because around europe a group of patriots is starting to arise, they dedicate ther efforts to dissapear brown childrens, wish them luck
do you prefer THICK over THIN?
pic related is not a comparison btw. it's just a fat girl becoming a thick.
The picture on the right is a good representation of what thick means. The one on the left is a good representation of what morbidly obese means.
>>29793356
As long as she's got some meat on the bones, I'll play butcher.
Though, I wouldn't go too big. Her on the left is likely the biggest I'd go.
post ruses
>be me
>tummy is rumbling, need yummy snacks
>walk into mummy's room, flick light switch on/off repeatedly and say "mum" in a monotone voice until she wakes up
>after about 5 times she wakes up "huh? what is it honey?"
>continue saying "mum" because I'm annoyed she took so long
>"yeah, what is it?!"
>ask...
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>>29793284
Nice one Anon, that roastie whore got BTFO forever. Now she's completely under your control.
Women should know their place.
You sound mad that your mom made you leave her womb
>>29793284
ppl like u who create take their time and create these stories usually are unsuccessful at life
Gimme some stories about revenge, robots. Whether by or to you.
>be me
>2004
>7th grade
>on AIM
>chatting with friend
>she's the hottest fucking thing in the world to me at the time
>decide to ask her to semi-formal
>finger hovering over enter button for a good fifteen minutes
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Cont.
>high school goes on, eventually we drift apart
>she becomes a fucking cunt to everyone
>loud, obnoxious, always thinks she's right
>distance myself from her
>eventually not good friends anymore
>summer after junior year, 2008
>friend finds her private MySpace
>she has a fucking daddy fetish
>it's...
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>bullied all throughout high school
>final year
>everyone decided to become buddy buddy and act like the last three years didn't happen
>become close with these people but still fucking hate them
>last party before graduation
>I bring cookies
>go to the party and tell everyone I bought special cookies
>everyone fucking...
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>>29793444
That only happened during the /k/ meet up
Are there grils that like Berserk?
Griffith did nothing wrong.
Oregano commento
>>29793306
Besides Griffithfags
My GF read the entire manga after watching the anime.
Do wagecucks let their bosses fuck their GFs?
>>29793259
Yes OP, everyone is a cuck but you.
My brother did.
>He wanted a promotion
>Girlfriend suggested sleeping with his boss (he thought the suggestion was a joke)
>They were in town on Saturday and came across his boss by chance
>He introduced her to his boss
>Girlfriend was really flirty and told him of her idea
>Boyfriend laughed it off (thought it was a joke again)
>Boss laughed and said he'd...
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>>29793406
Nah man, I donbelievit
What's yours?
There's got to be something worth getting up for in your life.
Getting to work.
Browsing 4chan on off days.
>>29793228
Beautiful rural africa, cohibas and jamesson
>>29793228
I still have hope in a better tomorrow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSaMsBvr608
>them funny jokes
>them clothes
>that attention addiction/camera fetish
>them glasses
>them tattoos
>that apple laptop
Jesus christ the horror.
>r9k still wants this
She's p cute, though :))
>>29793250
You have to be redman though
>>29793208
>ironically looking like a filthy autist
They could be such a nice looking white couple..
ITT: /r9k/ approved TV
futurama
the oc (seth + summer) <3
that 70s show (jackie + hyde)
batman beyond
dexter's lab + sailor moon
planet earth
>>29793414
also sabrina the animated series !!!!
boondocks, moral orel, south park, japanese iron chef
All I want is a light skinned GF with all natural hair (no weaves).
I'd fucking marry one on the spot if I could get one.
> I'm black.
>>29793182
I'm all of that
>mfw you'll never have me
Then you're a failed normie that shouldn't be here.
>>29793216
Please anon, let me get on my knees my worship you.
>tfw no asmr gf to lull me into eternal sleep
>>29793176
ur a faget
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
Does she have a big, stinky, smeggy cock?
>>29793176
shame she stopped posting