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2016-07-07 19:27:24
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>be me
>tummy is rumbling, need yummy snacks
>walk into mummy's room, flick light switch on/off repeatedly and say "mum" in a monotone voice until she wakes up
>after about 5 times she wakes up "huh? what is it honey?"
>continue saying "mum" because I'm annoyed she took so long
>"yeah, what is it?!"
>ask her if she's awake
>tell her I'm starving and to cook some tasty tendies for her special boy
>"It's 3am son, please I need some rest, I have work in 2 hours. You're 20 now, you can do it yourself okay sweetie? Sorry"
>start breathing heavily through my nose, storm out of her room slamming the door and leaving her light on
>have an idea
>turn on oven, wait for it to heat up
>stick my hand in and burn it
>scream in pain, mummy rushes and sees me on the floor in agony
>"I tried to do it all on my lonesome mummy! Just like you wanted! I just wanted you to be proud of your big grown up boy that's all!"
>she's sobbing uncontrollably and asking what did she do to deserve this
>wraps my hand up and tucks me in bed nice and snug
>brings me tendies in bed, a special treat, usually no tendies in bed because I leave crumbs
>never asked to make my own food again
