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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSaMsBvr608

>them funny jokes
>them clothes
>that attention addiction/camera fetish
>them glasses
>them tattoos
>that apple laptop
Jesus christ the horror.

>r9k still wants this
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She's p cute, though :))
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>>29793250
You have to be redman though
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>>29793208
>ironically looking like a filthy autist

They could be such a nice looking white couple..
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>that feminine guy
>he's so girlish that this couple looks lesbian
>mfw this is happening to most western males
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after 33 seconds i wanted to commit mass genocide
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>>29793208
she looks pretty crazy and doesnt eat, phamily. Mission abort
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>>29793309
>>29793312
That comment section though
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>>29793208
but shes qt though
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>>29793208
i would be able to watch this if it was just that girl baking
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>>29793208
>falling for the "appease a woman and you'll be happy forever" meme
>not living as an ascetic hermit in a nature preserve
>not stealing food and provisions from these limp wristed pathetic normies living around the preserve
it's like people want to get cucked or something
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>>29793208
I feel bad for him he's in a prime position to be cucked
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>>29793208
Why are pretty girls so into beta's nowadays? I'm a mans man and my ex girlfriend left me for a beta male vegan fag. I just don't get what their attraction is. I mean she did come crawling back to me a couple of months later and I told her to fuck off with tears in her eyes. But I just don't get it. Is it the jew media?
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>>29793208
isn't he some rich kid from london? She seems to tolerate him instead of actually liking him.
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>>29793208
holy shit. my ex use to do that exact same thing where you put your arm around her and she gets mad, throws it off, and says it's hot don't do that. Pretty sure that's a sign of almost break up.
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>>29793208
she's a pretentious qt slut, he's a hipster cuck.

i don't know anyone irl who's like either of them 2bh fampai, and I'm pretty normie by r9gay standards.
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>>29793426
That's precisely my point, apart from the far fetched hobo part.
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>>29793476
birth control. most birth control works by skewing their hormones so their body is tricked into thinking it's pregnant, during which they have no use for alpha masculinity and prefer beta providers instead.

alpha fucks and beta bucks is a very accurate, if simplified representation of women's desires.

the down side for these beta men is what happens once they get married and these women decide they want children. they stop taking birth control and realize they have zero attraction to their beta husbands, so they go out and fuck alphas when they ovulate.
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>>29793340
I wish i didn't look
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They make a nice couple, you guys are just mad you're not him.
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>>29793208
that trust fall segment lol. oh man you can tell there's like zero physical appeal on her part. she literally called him out on being physically weak and grimaced at the idea of him trying to display any kind of masculinity.

i feel sorry for this guy. he's gonna get cucked so fucking hard, if he isn't already. though 2bh he's so fucking beta he'll probably just accept an "open relationship" and suck her bull's dicks along with her.
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>>29793617
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THIS WORLD FOR IT IS BUT ONE OF MANY ALL OF WHICH ARE THE SAME AS THE FORMER HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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>mfw I'm named Savannah and I'm from Ohio, too

FUCKING JUST END IT, END EVERYTHING, STOP THIS EXISTENCE
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>>29793621
You should visit the comments, they will adore you.
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>>29793340
most of the ones I read were people actually surprised that he was her boyfriend because of how beta he is, lol.
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Is it possible to pretend to be a beta cuck to get qts, while in reality remaining uncucked?
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>>29793664

yo gurl what up tho
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>>29793736
the only thing i can think of is if you're basically juggling several cuckbait sloots at the same time and basically don't give a shit if they sleep around because you've got a whole harem anyway.
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>>29793208

Videos like these make me feel like I can never be normal. The way these people are acting is totally alien to me.
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>>29793812
i don't know why you'd think that.

this guy is awkward as fuck and not what i would expect any women to be into. he's basically what i imagine a robot to be like in person.

and she's a normie qt.

if anything i would expect this video to give robots hope. but i know that won't happen, they'll make up other excuses to never try.
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>>29793208
I thought that was fucking Bailey Jay
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>>29793812
feels good
if this is what it means to be normal I'm actually quite thankful that God gave me Asperger's Syndrome
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Whats with girls dressing goth, when there whole personality is obviously more cheery and upbeat?
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>>29793851
You want this? You seriously want to be one of these people or be part in any way?

Disgusting.
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If you want a girl like that, you can't be one of those weight lifter "bros". That is the type of chick that is repulsed by muscles. His jawline is more attractive than muscles.
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>>29793858
because that's not goth it's some gay rockabilly bullshit
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This video is fucking weird. They're both acting so unnatural.
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>>29793908

They're two people in love, I know its a foreign concept to you. They enjoy each others company.
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I feel even more autistic now. If I somehow managed to get a girlfriend, and she wanted me to bake a cake with her, I don't know how I'd act. I'd probably just focus hard on the recipe and trying to make it right. I wouldn't even bother trying to crack any jokes because I'm never funny at all. She'd probably get so bored of me
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>>29793208
It's nice to be in a place like this where I am not the only one who thinks this relationship is fucking cringey, and generally attention seeking.

The """male""" is one of the most beta males I've ever seen, if this is what males are becoming god help us all.
This woman must be extremely insecure to go out with such a weak, unfunny, cringey and attention seeking man.

Even just looking at this man makes me want to throw up.
What happened to the males in our generation?

How on earth are women attracted to this weak and unfunny possible homosexual?
Is this the new trend?
Fuck this world
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are they really a couple? he seems gay and annoying as fuck, do girls like this?
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>>29793951
she'd eat properly made cake though, probably
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>>29793874
But he is ugly and feminine
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>>29793963
homosexuals are the new masculine alphas didn't you know
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>>29793963
It is a long list of factors that lead us to this point, that lead us to you people, the socially isolated and stigmatised. One of the factors is of course politics. Another is the birth of the industry.

Clearly the animals are now in control.
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>>29793508
yeah, that is a major red flag.
if your "girlfriend" doesn't want you to touch her, then it genuinely near the end of a relationship.

I cannot understand how this cringey beta male managed to go out with her in the first place
At least it'll be over for him soon
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I don't want this

I want to go back to 1940 when men acted like men

This is pathetic
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>>29793963

It's hard to believe shes actually attracted to him. The guy hardly has any masculine qualities to speak of.
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>>29793851
>expect this video to give robots hope
Hes rich and he pays for her trips to different countries.
And she keeps rejecting all his affection. So no, this video just made me even more bitter.
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>>29793871
yea, how weird is it that anyone would want a qt gf? what a fucking normie.
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>>29793963

This isn't a conspiracy: the real cause is probably birth control. When women take it, it sort of "tricks" their body into thinking it's pregnant when it's not. It doesn't make women feel the intense need to fuck with a masculine man. It sort of diminishes their libido.
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>>29793208
Jesus fucking christ, imagine being talked about like that by your "girlfriend".
Holy shit he is the biggest beta cuck I have ever seen. What a whiney and cringey man
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>>29794062
Which was my point with this thread. Behold, your vain goal.
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>>29794076
For you have to be that kind of a man. Go ahead, be him, wear your quirky outfit and act like a toddler.
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He's feminine? He has a girlfriend that hes fucking raw every night while you're too scared to even go up to a random girl and talk to her. Who is the masculine one now? lmao. How dare you, a virgin in your 20's, call another man "feminine" you fucking pussy.
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>>29793851

this video actually goes give me a little hope. it's one of the few times i watched a couple and thought "I KNOW I can do better than this guy!"
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>>29793208
>ywn give numales the stunner
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>>29794002
I have one friend that is know as the annoying, not funny guy of the group. Like he thinks he is funny and just acts really annoying. He also has a child like care free personality. Nobody really likes him and we talk crap to him behind his back. Anyway long story short, his gf is hot.
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>>29793340
>>29793340

I am enraged, although literally all the comment section is girls.
I expect girls to be vacuous and mindless people, so it doesn't surprise me too much.

The cringe and feigned quirkiness is very real in that comment section though.
What the fuck is this generation.
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>>29794117
we're due for some good old-fashioned genocide
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>>29794078
Question does this girl has issues with her father? Maybe he left when she was young? I feel like this is a trait a lot of damaged girls have, where they find a guy who acts extremely immature for their age and latches on and takes care of them. Any input on my theory? I've seen stuff like this in my life.
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>>29794110
that irony
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>>29794110
>t. Numale
Go fuck yourself faggot.
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>>29794117
The quality of mind has decayed. I would expect a complete destruction or a replacement by another stronger group. Hmmm wonder wish...
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>tfw I'd rather be a fat, lonely loser than stoop to nu-male level to get a gf

Even I hate a tiny bit of self respect.
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>>29794136
I've seen so much of this shit
god it's fucking baffling
I just don't understand how heteronormie relationships work, normies please enlighten us
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>>29794136
She has issues, obviously.
Look at the tattoos, the rants on the videos and also her own songs up on the channel. This is a brainwashed and unstable individual. Her mind is a broken, with some sever jury rigging and escapism as remedy.

Not saying I'm not broken by the way. But I hold no illusions of purity.
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>This bitch
More like cuckle, amirite?
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He's still getting more laid then you robots

and she's a qt
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The modern day couple

>Them funny burlesque shows
>Them foppish clothes
>That nickelodeon theater fetish
>Them uncorseted torsos
>Them open displays of affection in public
>Them informal portaits
Lord above, the horror.
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>>29793208

I dont know if its my autism but only thing I hate in this video is the fact that they cant focus on the cake. Having an objective and fooling around do not mix.
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>>29794224
1. Is getting laid your sole purpose?
2. There are only humans here
3. Yes. and?
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>his gf has posed nude
fucking cuck lmao
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>but but but I lift weights and walk around with my chest puffed out while not even making eye contact with any female under the age of 40, why is she with that cuck??

bwahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>29793659
Exactly this.
Then why on earth is she dating him?
Is she that insecure?

How insecure as a female do you have to be to date someone as beta, weak and cringey as that?
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>>29794248
You can stop now, beta.
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>>29794224
>He's still getting more laid then you robots
how is that objectively better? getting laid is just another earthly pleasure. unless your sole purpose in life is to get laid (lamwo but it iss!!! xd) it's not really much to brag about.
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>>29794243
She looks ugly here but in the video she looks cute
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>>29793208
they look like the kind of couple that would import a black baby. Or even worse make one themselves.
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>>29794259
>Is she that insecure?
Yes, very much so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkdwd80tUe0
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>>29793208
>MFW living in eastern Europe
how can americans even fucking compete?
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>>29794062
>he's rich and pays for her trips

Well that's why she's with him.
You can tell she has no physical attraction to him.
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>>29793208

Neither of them are happy

Having a healthy loving happy relationship is such a rarity. At least we acknowledge there are things with the world. Those pretending there aren't help keep this hell alive
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>>29793588
I don't care if you just made that shit up and has no scientific backing, I completely believe you.
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>>29794044
She's obviously not attracted to him.
When he tries to touch her, she flinches and tells him to stop.
They both tried to put a funny spin on it, but what that shows is that the girl is not attracted to him in any way.

She is just putting up with him for his money.
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>>29793208
> related video
> 'Anxiety & Me'
> It's the chick in the thumbnail

RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>29794295
by not being poorer than africa and not having FAS as a racial trait?
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>>29793208
>normal people having fun

>eternally buttblasted r9kers keep spewing vile shit at them through their tears

loving every laugh, you guys are hopeless
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>>29794136
Normally though if a girl has daddy issues where he didn't give her enough attention, or didn't even have a father at all, they normally go for masculine guys, tall guys, stoic guys e.t.c

Those that display fatherly traits. This man is a weak, cringey and beta male.
I don't understand it.
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>>29793208
>tfw this is the future of youtube
>quirky young cuckold couples who have quirky nicknames like "sav" or "supergirl" to appeal to teenage tumblrite fucks

How do we stop this?
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>tries to hug her or kiss her
>she yells at him to stop
>keeps getting passive-aggressive and impatient with him throughout the video

Is this what a normal relationship looks like? Doesn't really seem worth it.
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>>29794378

This is why they'll never have girlfriends. They will blame everyone but themselves. "How dare they be happy when I am not! Fuck them!!"
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>>29794430
They honestly don't seem happy at all. Shit seems forced just for views.
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>>29794430
>tfw working to improve myself while also cucking the numales
If you swear bitter revenge, you have to actually try.
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>>29794288
Well that explains it.
She is incredibly insecure.

No wonder she goes for a weak beta male like that guy. She probably couldn't handle an actually masculine guy.
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She could probably physically overpower him
>inb4 23 replies from weaboos posting embarassed animu reaction faces stating that's their fetish
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brb everyone that isn't a yoked powerlifter with a tank top that is 3 sizes too small and boot cut jeans is a "nu male"

you virgins crack me up. you're never going to get laid honestly
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She's really fucking cute in this video but it seems like she's completely disgusted by him. Every time he tries to show affection it's so awkward, and she's kinda like "ugh just smile through this and you can pretend to be the progressive woman you claim to be while fucking tyrone on the side".

Cringey as fuck.
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>>29794492
that's exactly my fetish, i want an alpha girl that can make me feel protected
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>>29794378
>>29794378

Mate I'm a normie by most standards but that relationship is both fake and forced.
The guy is extremely cringey and unfunny, and the girl clearly has no attraction to him, demonstrated by her flinching when he touched her and asking him to stop, and clearly being disgusted by how weak he is during the trust section.

I genuinely would never want to be that male, and I am astounded that you think that's normal.
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>>29794510
>>29794430
>>29794378
>>29794248
>>29794224
>>29794110
Jesus fuck Sven.
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>>29794510
Lmao numale acting superior because he shagged some coalburner fat chick
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>>29793250
bitch look like she's about to sell air
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>>29794510
One day an autist like me is going to fuck your girl
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>>29794587
One day my friend, one day we'll fuck a nu-male's gf before we an hero, just to prove that we're better than nu-males.

Seriously though, how does he get a qt like that? I might be a cunt robot but I'm not that annoying.
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It's like she is his prisoner that is forced to roleplay stupid little games for him.
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>>29794621
been said a couple times already. He has a lot of money. Probably a trust fund kid.
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>>29794621
>tfw chads are us if we actually tried to the max
Chads are actually pretty autistic when you get to know them.
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>>29794170
She is dating him for his money. In a normal relationship your partner finds things you say or do funnier or cuter than they actually are.
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>>29794647
Right, I just saw he has like a short movie channel with 400k subs. She has almost the same amount tho, although maybe his short movies make a lot more money than her shitty poetry slap shit.
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>>29794678
The only difference is their physique and confidence. Regarding women, chads and robots generally have the same mentality
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>>29794388
CM was best punk, and don't you forget it
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Why do so many "nu-males" hate every Sonic game?
Autists love his games, chads love Sonic and Knuckles, but nu-males shit on him at every turn.
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You guys jelly?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3633758/
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>no qt gf to bake for me
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>>29793208
it'll be nice when she

ah fuck it she's just a teenager what ever i have no time for hatin
nigga
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>>29794998
She'd probably cheat on his boyfriend for a black guy lmao
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>>29794062
i mean, that's basically what relationships with women are like. the idea that women enjoy the company of men is a myth. they enjoy your money, and they let you fuck them occasionally if you allow them access to said money. this beta cuck is primo evidence of that.
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>>29793309

Come to Iowa. Chads everywhere you look.
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>>29794117
>tfw these people are going to be in charge of the country someday
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>>29794110
>that hes fucking raw every night
not the case, guaranteed. they don't even live in the same country.

the honest to god most likely situation is that they're in an open "relationship" where she fucks men when they're apart "but totally only loves him! it's just physical with chad, tyrone, brad, jamal, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc..), but she's the hottest slut he's ever going to get and he gets to spend money to fly her to him every once in awhile to have maybe one or two nights of sex with so he's ok with it.
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>>29794111
that's basically what I was saying. if this awk femme turd burglar can get a qt like that, robots should have some hope.
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>>29794886
>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3633758/

lol he looks like a literal fag. Also he had to hire Ryan O conner, a pornstar to be in one of his "movies" which are nothing more than unknown hipster underground short films. Comes to no surprise he paid a whore to be his gf in a movie, he does the same in real life too.
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>>29795104
>tfw chads are us if we got confident and cleaned ourselves up
we literally have the same mindsets
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>>29794277
hair plays a surprisingly huge role in the attractiveness of women.
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>>29795104
not all people that call themselves robots are able to socialize with easily with people.

some of us robots have actual issues getting along with others and wouldnt be able to do jack shit if we were in this idiot's position. dont assume robots act like him. thats fucking insulting.
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Hes got money and a bit of status and the best he can do is a mentally ill hipster who occasionally lets him hug her.

What chance do robots have?
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>>29793208
don't forget that basic as fuck house design. i know like 5 different people with the same exact house, including me.
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>>29795186
Chads > Robots > Nu-Males
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Well, they're obnoxious, but I'd rather have a cooking show with my bf than kids.

Cooking shows AREN'T about having an obnoxious personality. That ends with Julia Child. Only her.
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>>29795207
Chads > NuMales > Dirt > Worms > Robots
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>>29795232
haha fucking oregano commento there fuckpai.
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>>29794324
there is actual backing for the birth control thing and the ovulation thing.

the birth control thing is well studied and documented, and they've done studies showing that ovulating women have very low standards and basically try to fuck the most neanderthal alpha masculine men they can find, and that they're very prone to cheating on their partners during this phase if not otherwise "taken care of"
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>>29795051
Corn isn't Chad
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>>29795232
t. Numale
Robots that actually try knock numales out of the dating field. Just submit to the autists already.
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>>29793208
The girl is more manly than hom
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We should send her messages on youtube and get her to break up with her nu-male hipster boyfriend. She could do better than that annoying faggot
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>>29795232
>>29795207
Chads > Betas > Faggots > Dirt > Worms > Literal oceans of shit > Nu-males > robots
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>>29795259
>robots
>dating field
you don't know what a robot is.
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>>29795289
T. Numale.
Face the truth.
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>>29795051
I mean, we grow em big and strong here compared to a lot of the country, sure, but as a cyborg Chad-look-alike I can attest that not all of us have Chad personalities.
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>>29795294
Neither does you?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robot
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Chads = autists > betas > robots = numales
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>>29793208
STOP
SHILLING
YOUR
SHITTY
FUCKING
VIDEOS
YOU
VAPID
CUNT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEE REEE EREEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>29795322
>attempting humor
pls
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>>29795304
nu-males might be cucks, but they're still having sex with Chad's leftovers. robots are doing nothing but complaining about not having sex while hating on women and masturbating to anime.

nu-males > robots. sorry, robby.
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>>29793208
>Following instructions from online

They're on the side of the box.
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>>29795352
Better to be a lonely loser than to be an emasculated cuckold.
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What a cuck. I bet he preps the bull for her.
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>>29795352
Die with honor and dignity or give in to your oppressors. Your choice.
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Imagine these people surviving in any country outside of North America or Europe, imagine them surviving in any country 50-100 years ago

What a joke
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>>29793208
>complains about this guy being a beta bitch
>posters stay inside all day unaccomplished, unfufilled, hardly or never sought opportunity in their life
>likely watches anime and plays video games all day
>complains on an Mongolian imageboard about being outcasted and no gf

Face it, this guy is more alpha than the robots here.
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>>29795333
trips is right on this one, OP is either the dude or the chick in the vid trying to get easy views. I swear, fucking marketing people taking shit to 4chan its fucking hilarious how fucked the internet is becoming.
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>>29795404
Hey Bertie.
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>>29795416
she/some obsessed fan has posted every single one of her videos here as it comes out
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>>29795352
>existence is validated by sex
Gotta love normalfags
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>>29795416
Nah, I'm a private person although your scepticism is very very "dangerous" to some. Guard and grow it.

My purpose was to show you the modern man, the modern couple. She also enjoy a safe space in the comment section unlike this forum.
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>>29795186
she's so fucking qt tho. most men give zero fucks about personality or mental illness as long as the girl is qt, and she's pretty top shelf as qts go.

>>29795131
men are, not surprisingly, not that different. the only differences are physical attractiveness, which is albeit plays a pretty important role in the formation of everything else but is by no means the be all end all, and smaller things like optimism vs pessimism, which doesn't always, but often, plays a huge role in your attractiveness to women. i've seen ugly af guys with top tier babes because they were legit cool dudes with great attitudes. and on the other side of the coin i can honestly say that 99.99% of the posts I see on r9k are bottom of the barrel pessimistic self-loathing garbage and blameshifting.
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>>29795457
I've done it twice, there have been others, yes. They are not even acquaintances.
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>>29795480
Nu-males/betas are much different than autists/chads
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>>29795459
because it very much is an important part of self-fulfillment and general life satisfaction. people who aren't getting sex aren't happy. if you thought otherwise you wouldn't be in the literal epicenter of bitter virginity and sexual frustration on the internet that is r9k, being triggered things like this.
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>>29793208
Mrs.Doubtfire:2 looks like its gonna be good.
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>>29795497
and that mindset is why you'll remain a bitter virgin :^)
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>>29795540
>people who aren't getting sex aren't happy.
Source: my big fat autistic ass
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>>29795540
Trust me, in this times you either get "happy" or you stay miserable and are allowed to see how things really are. There are exceptions and that are pro and cons, of course. Depression is one of them.
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>>29795352
>nu-males might be cucks, but they're still having sex with Chad's leftovers
>cucks
>Chad's leftovers

This somehow makes you better?
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>>29795556
Helllooo
oregano
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>>29795567
I'm confused as to why you think that or are you just throwing butthurt insults at me because you're actually unhappy?
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>>29795580
It is objectively better than a male virgin over 16
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why are numales so butthurt
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>>29795580
better than the literal bottom of the barrel roboscum who sit around complaining about women all day and masturbating to chinese cartoons while blaming everything and everyone but themselves for their problems? yes. nu-males are out being happy and doing what they enjoy, even if what they enjoy is sucking SJW taint and getting cucked.
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>baking a cake
>USING A BOXED CAKE MIX

holy fuck these plebs
she would make a terrible wife this is disgusting
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>>29795603
>Starving > eating shit
I'd rather be a virgin than a nu-male cuck like you
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>>29795611
lol, you're not getting hate from nu-males. they're too busy jizzing over sarkeez patreon accounts and shitposting le gamergator hashtags on twitter.

you're getting hate from normies who have an outside perspective and can objectively rank nu-males > robots, and are laughing at your stupid ass for getting so defensively buttblasted over it.
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>>29795672
Chads > autists > nu-males = robots
Objective truth.
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>>29795637
only a bitter permavirgin sperglord would equate sex with a non-virgin qt with literally eating shit.

stay toasty, autismo.
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>>29794429
>Is this what a normal relationship looks like?
Only with a terrible partner.

Some relationships are happy. (In general, everyone has their ups and downs)
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>>29795724
>only a bitter permavirgin sperglord would equate sex with a non-virgin qt with literally eating shit.
t. bitter numale
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>>29795702
maybe. I'm still inclined to say numies are slightly above robots simply for the fact that they can hold regular jobs and aren't so socially impaired that they can't function properly around 50% of the human population.
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She looked way better before
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Why don't ''robots'' just turn into sociopaths? Just remove your shame and empathy and some dumb girl will want you.
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>>29795749
they aren't better than the other, they're both shit.
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>>29795753
i like the black hair better, though this hair style dyed black would be >>>> everything.

she's always been a roastie hipster slut though so it doesn't really matter.
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>>29795753
So she went from a hippie to a beatnik?
Society really is going backwards.
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>>29795777
nah, if you remove the cuck aspect altogether nu-males have a massive edge over robots. and as so many robots in this thread have been repeating, existence isn't validated by sex, therefore nu-males > robots.

they're both shit relative to alphas and normies, sure, but that's a different story.
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>>29795834
Autists are potentially way better than cucks and robots. They're interesting people with Chad mindsets. If they worked out and got confidence, they'd be fucking Bertie's GF every night.
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>>29795834
Where do alpha-robots rank?
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https://youtu.be/LNFu92baQyQ

so qt

https://www.youtube.com/user/jclements4
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>>29795334
Prove me wrong. You will find that you can not.
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>>29795762
this is the dumbest post i've ever ready
sociopathy isn't a choice, and it isn't something anyone should desire
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>>29795901
>Vlog
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Truth is the guy has a qt gf and you dont
You only know him by what you see in a 10 minute video, he acts like a fucking autist because hes on camera and thinks its funny.

When it all comes down to it hes probably a chad off screen, and the fact that he doesnt give a literal shit about how he acts makes him even more of a mega chad
Plus hes banging a qt

You guys are pretty pathetic desu
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>>29795883
that sounds like an oxymoron

>>29795882
true autists don't even function in our reality, they exist in their own. sperglords, I dunno, they're still really cringey to be around and have legit social problems that can't really be fixed. maybe you mean just inexperienced, socially incompetent would-be normies?
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>>29795938
>Truth is the guy has a qt gf and you dont
>You only know him by what you see in a 10 minute video, he acts like a fucking autist because hes on camera and thinks its funny.
>When it all comes down to it hes probably a chad off screen, and the fact that he doesnt give a literal shit about how he acts makes him even more of a mega chad
>Plus hes banging a qt
>You guys are pretty pathetic desu
T. Bitter numale cuck
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>>29794510
I got laid more than you'll ever will in your lifetime and that "guy" is a numale. Faggot.
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>>29795949
>that can't be fixed
I'm trying to fix my own. It can be done.
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>>29795932
and they get hundreds of thousands of views simply because they're attractive. These people make money by just existing.
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>>29795352
Nu-males have no sex dude, that's why they are nu-males.
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>>29795968
literally no one that has ever gotten laid talks like that, sounds like you have never talked to a woman IRL
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Fuck Savannah. This is a true QT.
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>>29795956
>implying

Its honestly the truth though senpai, and you know it. Hes more successful than you in every way imaginable. Its not like im just making shit up to defend this guy, im just looking at the situation from a non-deluded point of view.

Now tell me, if you're so much better than this guy why are you in this thread complaining about how he has more than you ever will? You sound sound a lot like the bitter nu-male cuck you hate so much.
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>>29795883
>alpha-robots
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
quattro formaggio
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>>29795932
lmao yeah i'm not into jessica's bf desu

BUT FUCK

watching ops vid now and

WHERE CAN I FIND A GUY LIKE THAT IN THE US??????????!!!!?????!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??????!!!?????? H E L P
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>>29796102
>smug anime girl.jpg
We see you, Bertie.
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>>29796090
>obsessed with meme girl
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>>29793208
>bitch with no ass who hates his guts
>being gay
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>>29796112
Never fucking reply to me ever again.
>>29796133
my life is essentially meme so she's perfect imo
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>>29796112
you want a nu-male cuck like the fag in the OP? try making a patreon or starting a feminist twitter. you'll get your pick of them real quick.
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>>29796085
Well, you're wrong, just like about everything else so far in this thread. I bet it's a recurring theme with you, though, you beta faggot.
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>>29796233
sure, enjoy your virginity mate, kek
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>>29796267
>>29796233
You both are fucking faggots.
GET OFF MY BOARD
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>>29793208
>When he's the same height as her

Manlet alert, manlet alert
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what the fuck the girl looks so annoyed by him lol, i don't get why they would include the parts where she's nagging him for not helping. she seems genuinely frustrated by him and acts like a total bitch.

the guy seems like a flaming faggot too, but at least he's trying to have fun which was the point of the video.

why is this shit even public
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>>29796391
she's actually 5'10 tho. which means he's like 5'11 or 6'0 kek.
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as a robot, Ethan and Hila give me hope
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Ethan and Hila give me hope.

>ib4 THEY'RE JOOS
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>>29796180
nah i actually don't but thanks
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>>29796560
>tfw was thinking of becoming this qt's bull
>tfw 5'10

God damnit.
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>>29796617
>Ethan and Hila
It's funny when you compare them, one seems fake and just cringe inducing, the other seems genuine and fun
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>>29795753
Would not bang. Looks like one of those weird kids who smoked weed and listened to metal and old music at my high school.
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>>29796692
do you pay attention to who you're replying to or just shitpost randomly?
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>>29796762
ur a faget kekarino
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>>29796802
>banging greasy stoner hippies
Bertie gets to watch
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>>29793208
>lanky assless bitch posture
>brandon fraiser lookin' fag being bossed around by his bitch
>nigga being curved by his own bitch in camera
>those cancerous accents

Seriously man, I can't watch this shit, this shit hurts me physically with how cringe-worthy it is. I could capture myself on camera doing angel-dust and running after my dog screaming incomprehensible shit and it would be more entertaining (and less embarrassing) than this.
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>>29796825
>I could capture myself on camera doing angel-dust and running after my dog screaming incomprehensible shit and it would be more entertaining (and less embarrassing) than this.
Do it.
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>>29796846
come to think of it I should
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>>29796802
Hmm no. Dated 10 girls, fucked 5. No guys. No homo desu. I just like this place because of my occasionally severe existential depression.
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>tfw the only 2 nudes of her are ugly blonde-short-haired dyke pics
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>>29796866
Make sure to post it to r9k when you're done
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Do you think Savannah Brown gets dominated by big black bulls while that Bertie fuck is jerking off in the corner?
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>>29796916
>dated 5 girls and didn't fuck them
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>>29794224
>he's still getting more laid
>He's still watching her getting laid

there's a difference
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>>29793588
I think this is wrong. My sister has never taken any birth control but she's into feminine beta males
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>>29793208
>modern day couple
>he's not even black or at least arab
Shit bait op.
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>>29796990
> Having no standards in relationships or concern with personal chemistry
> Being this thirsty
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>>29793208
>The modern day couple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4LvpeHd_PI
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>>29797230
This really isn't funny, fucking hell
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>>29794288
she actually seems pretty nice
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>>29797230
that's just sad

bloxxboxlx
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>>29797304
>>29797457
That's based Sam Hyde, anons. He's a comedian.
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>>29794243
poor guy's a cuck

ORIGNANOLIOLO
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>>29793874
:(
originalllllllllllllllllm8
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>>29797521
forgot my fucking dang pic

damn it
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>>29797173
>Having no standards in relationships
The fuck? You date a girl so quick that it all goes bad enough for y'all to not even fuck because you didn't develop enough chemistry?
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>>29795901
Pure beauty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSJdPaXm5MI
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>>29797073
she's probably still an inexperienced young teenager. they tend to be afraid of masculinity and dominance and go for low-risk beta femboys that they can relate more to. which is why tweens love femmy justin bieber and 1D and shit like that.
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>>29796970
i doubt they're black, but with the way she's curving him in that video i don't doubt that the cucking happens.
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>>29797815
>Jessica Clements
She has a really nice pair of birds
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I don't know who these people are but that girl is fucking cute as hell, goddamn, it sucks knowing you'll know have a cute gf like her. And yes, I am aware she looks like a Tumblr whore. Doesn't change the fact that she is attractive as fuck.

The guy looks like a massive faggot though, some hipster organic vegan nerd. But, I suppose that's what girls on Tumblr find attractive.
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>>29794143
>TFW a nu-male normie faggot gets offended that people on /r9k/ diss nu-males.
>TFW Upset nu-male defends another nu-male in the Youtube video.

My fucking sides, why are you even on this site? Go back to fucking Tumblr or Reddit, it's obvious you'd fit in on those sites and be among your own kind.
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>>29797999
I was insulting the numale, you fucking jabroni.
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>>29793963
his glasses frames are also shit and yeah very attention whoreish for a guy and the editing wtf
i think its his accent she likes "coz its different"
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>>29798127
Sorry I replied to the wrong person, I was talking about this guy >>29794110

My bad anon
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>>29794243

omg so artistic, fucking attention whore
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>>29794324
This was quite the kawaii post.
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I can't stand watching and listening to her. Everything she does is so fake and on purpose. It makes me wanna shake her by the shoulders and tell her to just fucking be herself. If there's even anyone underneath the act...
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