ITT: Happy Feels
Ill start:
>be me
>get bullied by short indian kid from grade 2- 9
>used to call me worthless and an idiot, made me cry a lot
>in grade 10 he moved schools
>found out his mom got into a huge car crash, cant walk anymore
>short kids dad ruptured his eye and is blind in one eye now
feels pretty good
>>27374918
why does it feel good? do you think his parents deserved that just because their kid is an asshole?I mean, it would have been a pretty good feel if the kid got in an accident.Also it's your fault as well for being an idiot and not doing anything for 7 years.
>>27374978
still feels good tho
>bullied by a short indian
you probably deserved it
>addicted to the internet
>there is no doubt about this, every symptom is there
>normalfags and weirdo faggots like those you see on this site alike consider it fake and gay
>can't use the internet to join and internet addicts site because that would defeat the purpose
>internet has taken over entire life to the point that when I go off of it I simply wander around the house or outside for 20 minutes before getting bored...
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>>27374325
I don't see how this is a problem. How can anything compete with the Internet? Nothing can. You have everything you cld ever want or need instantly and freely available. Anyone who is against such a thing is a luddite as far as I'm concerned.
>>27374325
>I simply wander around the house or outside for 20 minutes before getting bored and going back to it
this is how I found friends.
>>27374325
The worst is when you lay down to sleep and you have to fight the urge to get back on
WHY AM I ALWAYS SO SWEATY
>>27374237
Stop masturbating 24/7
You need to cool off anon
Have you tried using air conditioning? Or at least a fan?
could be an adrenal gland dysfunction
ITT: post the tendies you are currently eating
>>27374171
Fatfuck american
>>27374171
nice memeboard ya faggot
>>27374189
jealous dirt-cuisine eurotrash
How do I stop fapping? I think masturbating twice a day makes me have less energy. Yet, I just can't resist the urges. How can someone do it?
>>27374092
I used to be a 2-3 times a day fapper and now I'm down to 3-4 times a week. Trying to get to once a week.
I try to occupy myself when I get horny. When I get the urge I try to find something to do around the house like cleaning or organizing. Sometimes I go run some errands.
Now I don't have the desire to fap as often and are so much more productive.
If I really can't keep a boner down I do some math problems. I don't know why it works, it just kills it.
ibogaine, cures all addiction, including porn and sugar
watch a documentary on it, i recommend "detox or die"
>>27374092
5 times a day here. im a HIGH ENERGY individual so its not a problem.
>Child comes into the surgery
>Attending a fancy dress party that evening as a doctor
>Dressed in a lab coat
>It's not enough to make him seem like an authentic doctor
>Wants me to give him a stethoscope
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>27373930
>OP comes to r9k
>he wants to clog the catalog up with his shitposts
>Give him a lethal dose of 404 instead
makes me laugh every time desu
>>27373996
>shitposts
I think I have just the cure for that attitude
why is everything that feels good bad for you?
>unprotected sex = bad for you, could get aids
>tasty food = bad for you, it's all fat and carbs and whatnot
>drugs and alcohol = bad for you, they feel good as fuck but damage your organs/body
>porn = bad for you, fun to jack off to but can cause ED with actual women
why is it so fucking hard? why does it have to be this way?
There's a cost to everything, anon. You can't just do something and expect no risk or cost of opportunity. The idea is to calculate those risks and maximize the gains.
Because you take pleasure in very base and boring things anon.
All of those things are perfectly good for you. It's excess that make them a problem. Unprotected sex wouldn't be an issue if it was entirely monogamous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSfQobvNQqg [Embed]
you fall in love you loose
>>27373876
>>>/b/
>>>/trash/
get the fuck out of here
Holy shit I could've sworn she was a failed trap because that face is so manly. Cute voice though
And how old is this video, I haven't seen girls sporting emo-hair since 2011
I thought this was the same girl at first but no because
1)Different eye-color
2)The one on this pic is 100-times cuter
>tfw not living in 2007 and having a qt emo g/f
How do I speed up my grandfather's demise? We live in one house but I want to get rid of him. I was thinking of something like the ricin thing from Breaking Bad, but less suspicious. He's around 85 and has no significant illnesses, just sometimes shortage of breath.
You start by not posting on the Internet about your plan to murder him.
Idiot.
>>27373894
Hello there newfag
>>27373874
That's easy OP
Step 1: Kill yourself
Why the fuck do I spend all day long on this awefull fucking WEBSITE! It's almost like I have given up on trying. I WANT IT TO STOP!
>>27373715
I know dude. I even think about it when I go out and stuff. I don't think I can stop
>>27373739
Yes exactly. Somebody help me.
The thoughtcloud is addictive
It's like a wall that you're encouraged to scream at
>there are "men" who agree to date single mothers
Are single mothers the bottom of the barrel?
>date
no thanks.
>mom-with-benefits
I'm ok with this.
>>27373614
Stay away from me and my wife's son. You're beneath us.
>>27373614
Single moms should start offering their daughters as part of the deal
Hey guys, I've been thinking a lot about getting a tattoo on the inner lip. Any bad sides of getting that kind of tattoo or some issue your friends or you had before? One of my friend said it was painful because it's sensitive and the other said I may need a professional tattooer for this :-/
>Hey guys, I've been thinking a lot about getting a tattoo on the inner lip
Why?
>>27373728
because I want a tattoo and I don't people to see it
>>27373785
fuck off trash
what are your plans for this year robots?
I was planning to get a gf but it looks hopeless at this point.
Every year I say I'll lose my virginity before my birthday no matter what and always fail. I'd love to say I'll get laid before I'm 20 no matter what, but I can't see myself having sex in the next four months. Hell it'd be optimistic to do it this year.
>>27373526
>less than 20
>complaining
fuck off idiot
I'm going to get married and have my first child.
I'm the third wheel while my two friends are making out and basically about to have sex on a bed a few feet to my right. I'm just sitting on the ground eating sandwiches. Why did I even try and be social?
Pic unrelated
>not staring at them and taking notes on sex techniques and positions
>not attempting to turn it into a threesome
>>27373225
you will get it buddy,in time just keep trying.and dont get into that situation third wheel already has social implications you would do well to avoid.
>>27373225
If you recognize that you're the third wheel, why are you still hanging around eating sandwiches? Go do something that you might enjoy.
What do you do when you're bored?
i just lay around, thinking that im gonna do something
but i just lay there
>>27373147
I never get bored because I'm always in the middle of constant existential conflicts. This helped me getting through the unenjoyable and monotonous circunstances of my day-to-day life so far.
>>27373147
Either get high and play EU4 or CK2. or get high and watch some HBO or Netflix.