How do I speed up my grandfather's demise? We live in one house but I want to get rid of him. I was thinking of something like the ricin thing from Breaking Bad, but less suspicious. He's around 85 and has no significant illnesses, just sometimes shortage of breath.
You start by not posting on the Internet about your plan to murder him.
Idiot.
>>27373894
Hello there newfag
>>27373874
That's easy OP
Step 1: Kill yourself
>>27373920
That's pretty edgy :)
>>27373874
What about putting ants in his diaper? He will eventually try to scratch under his pants and fall to the floor breaking a bone or two. This method guarantees 50% of letality but he may survive. Then you will have to finish him off by obstructing his narines. To not look like murder you will have to fart on his face repeated times while pressing his abdomen. Tell your parents that you found him dead.
Hit him with an ice bat and melt the evidence
>>27374016
That seems like a foolproof plan but unfortunately he's not wearing diapers.
>>27374059
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