I'm the third wheel while my two friends are making out and basically about to have sex on a bed a few feet to my right. I'm just sitting on the ground eating sandwiches. Why did I even try and be social?
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>not staring at them and taking notes on sex techniques and positions
>not attempting to turn it into a threesome
>>27373225
you will get it buddy,in time just keep trying.and dont get into that situation third wheel already has social implications you would do well to avoid.
>>27373225
If you recognize that you're the third wheel, why are you still hanging around eating sandwiches? Go do something that you might enjoy.
>>27373408
Eating sandwiches is something I enjoy. Also, I'm too autistic to leave.
>>27373225
kuk/10, either turn it into a threesome, ruin their experience or get the fuck out and get true friends, cuckfag
>>27373348
>>27373436
They are both guys, so a threesome is out of the question.
>>27373425
Okay, well go eat your sandwiches elsewhere then. Clearly you don't enjoy being a third wheel.
>>27373475
Oh, bless your heart.
>>27373481
I made plans with these guys though. I'm going to do something more pleasant (well, for me, I'm sure they're having a great time) later, and I don't want to abondon that, because it's the only thing I've done with other people in the last few weeks. I'm lonely, and now I'm feeling oddly complacent to hear my friends do this shit.