I was planning to get a gf but it looks hopeless at this point.
Every year I say I'll lose my virginity before my birthday no matter what and always fail. I'd love to say I'll get laid before I'm 20 no matter what, but I can't see myself having sex in the next four months. Hell it'd be optimistic to do it this year.

>>27373526
>less than 20
>complaining

fuck off idiot

I'm going to get married and have my first child.

>>27373545
One day I'll be 30 and I'll be just as fucked without a miracle.
And let's be honest, if you're a virgin past 18 you're on your way out of a quicksand pit. You're not getting out of it unless someone saves you on their own. The more you struggle, the more you stay there, the more fucked you are.

>>27373487
wanna make it through the second semester in computer science.
Also, create the dankest of memes

I'm going to make a short film. I'm going to blow money I don't have on equipment I don't need to make this dream come true, no matter what.

hopefully get a decent-paying full time job

>>27373648
do it, i, random stranger on the internet believe n you