Is anyone here on meds?
How do you explain to someone that you think you're bipolar and constantly think about killing yourself without getting sent to a loon house?
I'm going to a college counselor tomorrow.
Tell them that you suspect that you are suffering from a neurological disorder and that you have periods of depression.
DONT TELL THEM ANYTHING THEY'LL PUT YOU AWAY WHERE THERES NO ESCAPE
For a long time (thirteen years starting when I was six and ending when I was nineteen) I was on anti-depressants because I was suicidally depressed. There were no external problems that contributed to my depression, it seemed to be entirely something that existed due to brain malfunction.
I was always very straight-forward with people if they asked what I needed medication for. I had a spiel that went something like:
"I am clinically depressed. My brain does not use serotonin the way a healthy brain does. If I don't take my medicine, I become so miserable...
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Who /tax return/ here?
I got $60 and going to spend on some delicious premium whey protein.
>buying fart powder
>not buying the cheapest brand whey isolate
cuck
I got $157nzd so im going to spend it on mcdonalds and petrol
I got $5 in tax returns, literally $5USD.
needless to say I'm spending it on Minute Maid juice. sooner or later i'll be out of this minwage hell hole.
How the fuck can I lose some weigth without going to a gym?
Help
Not really interested to get fit
Just want to lose weigth desu
starve yourself until your body starts eating itself
>>27456756
reduce calories, dumdum
instead of eating whole sticks of deep fried butter, try to eat a vegetable instead
in fact, as a rule from now on, whenever you go to the grocery store only buy raw ingredients and cook every single calorie that enters your body.
i know a lot of you may be questioning or doubting killing yourselves. well, you just should. you feel and know nothing after. theres no reason not to. you have no awareness of anything after at all. you are nothing and gone. its good.
How do you know?
Are you a spooky ghost?
I have to get my shit together first.
At this juncture it would fuck with decent unbroken people.
>>27456894
What are unbroken people like?
Ask a guy who had sex with a trap anything!
I posted to /b/ 2 days ago saying i was meeting with a trap. well i did and Im here to share my experience.
>Find 7/10 trap in my area
>go to hotel where shes staying, knock on door
>a small petite asian with big tits and small tight ass opens the door
>she looks even better in person easily 9/10 passable
>the room is dark i say hello and make small talk and head for...
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>>27456613
Playing with my hard cock**
>>27456613
> not being a strictly top trap fucker
Mate...
>>27456613
>she
it's a he blox
>Am NEET
>Am loner
>Am shut in
>Am single
>Am socially awkward
>Am more internet than man now
Meme me a meme, mister internet man.
>>27457238
creme de la meme!
>>27456519
Weird, I started being an internet at age 11.
I started not giving a fuck at all about my real life, I acted wild and somewhat obnoxious in class, and embarrassed myself on purpose, because fuck what these people think, I'm going to have some fun anyway.
The whole time I developed a parallel online personality. I figured my real life isn't the real me; I didn't really have a chance to develop and I don't feel in control, so why worry about it? Online I'm calm, thoughtful, funny,...
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Once I have graduated University, and three years after severing all my ties, I will walk into the woods, and I will never walk back out.
My body might never be found, if found it might never be identified, if identified, they'll most likely assume I died accidentally.
This is what keeps me going.
>Are you waiting on anything, robot?
>>27456480
I have graduated and cut contact with my family. No one knows me or where I live. I even changed my name.
It is liberating....
>>27456480
http://www.gq.com/story/the-last-true-hermit
You could become a robot of legend.
>>27456480
Now's your opportunity to say why. I'm tired of trying to help people from this board, you guys resist it so much I don't know if I have the energy anymore.
If you saw this guy in walmart what would you do?
beat him up lol
>>27456430
Buy him McDonalds.
>>27456430
Wonder why he is shopping in such a treasonous company's store.
What did this baby elephant mean by this?
TRUNKED.com
>>27456387
It's calling out the girl as a Jew, while simultaneously suckling from the bottle. Thus the girl is representative of the Jews that control society, the bottle is a stand in for consumer media, while the elephant is a metaphor for the so called redpilled /pol/acks who denounce and accept the controls of the Jews at the same time.
>>27456387
lmao i never seen an elephant's trunk close enough to see it's got fuzzy hairs on it
>>27456406
also this
>>27456498
and this
>tfw you had to bury your best friend
Pray to god nobody finds out op.
>>27456328
i was a pallbearer
>>27456328
I shouldn't have laughed at this.
Ugh, stop staring you creep
cant believe women wear this sort of shit these days, it's really unbelievable.
That ass isnt even round it's like a square.
>>27456288
I can't believe anons post redundancies these days, it's really redundant.
>mom's clock is ringing
>>27456224
Is it a spooky feel?
>>27456224
so.... she's gonna get up?
and then what happens?
>Morning, anon. Did you sleep?
It's now normal (maybe it always has been) to be a super angry enraged frothing at the mouth so called "Alpha" male and this is what is expected of you if you want to succeed in the world today. Everyone on the internet is angry as fuck. People IRL out on the street constantly death stare me or have this look of "I'm superior to you, lick my feet clean". You can't engage in friendly conversation. Communicating with other people has to revolve around insults, humiliation, banter and just generally being a prick. Women will not give you the time...
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Youre right you know
>>27456172
>People IRL out on the street constantly death stare me or have this look of "I'm superior to you, lick my feet clean".
What do you look like?
>>27456717
Tall, white, bit chubby.
I just masturbated to the character creation screen of pic related.
Made a real cutie.
I wanna kill myself.
>make a sim of myself to see how living alone would play out for me
>all my sim does is pee himself and cry
>dies by electrocution
>>27456091
This game is truly an underrated robot masterpiece.
>>27456192
I cant bring myself to play it as a 24 year old. It's in the childhood fun vault forever.
>Have vast knowledge of Electrical/Electronic Engineering
>Have a ghetto school that is missing panels in the ceiling
>Come during middle of the night and pick locks on the doors
>Climb into roof and splice the intercom wires
>Set up a small cassette player that can be activated remotely
>Pre-record Never Gonna Give You Up
>Blast the song in the place of the...
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Do it and provide pics
>cassette player
>rick roll meme
>high school prank
is this copypasta from 2008?
Naw, its just that alot of the kids at my school & teachers know about rick rolling, I will provide pics in a few months once I get the materials.