I just masturbated to the character creation screen of pic related.
Made a real cutie.
I wanna kill myself.
>make a sim of myself to see how living alone would play out for me
>all my sim does is pee himself and cry
>dies by electrocution
>>27456091
This game is truly an underrated robot masterpiece.
>>27456192
I cant bring myself to play it as a 24 year old. It's in the childhood fun vault forever.
>>27456219
It really feels like a robot's dream game.
Create your perfect life, or someone else's!
You can ruin Sim Chad, or be Sim Chad!
If only it was easily modded.
>male
>playing The Sims 2/3/4
>homosexual
Pick all three.
>>27456325
It was a cute girl, though!
>>27456059
This is literally the perfect robot game you can create yourself and fuck 10/10 girls you would never have a chance with in real life. I recommend all robots pirate Sims 3(better gameplay but it stutters like a motherfucker even on a NASA supercomputer) or Sims 4(WAY BETTER PERFORMANCE but not a lot of features yet).
I know that feel m8
>tfw you created your oneitis on TS4
I did this in WoW. after they released xmog I made a character just for the purposes of getting the skimpiest armor in the game and dressing her in it. Then I did it again with another character. I'd fap to the login screen
>>27456282
Sims 3 with the gun mod is so fun you can kill chads left and right then fuck his gfs
>>27456091
>made a super rich guy in Sims 1
>had a huge mansion
>his neighbors would come over sometimes
>never answer the door
>he gets super depressed and lonely
>try to call neighbors
>no one wants to come over
>put him in the pool and take out the ladder so he can't get out
>he dies
Honestly was the best time I've ever had playing the sims. Watching this super wealthy man die alone in his own pool.
>>27456059
>Only just doing that.
RRREEEEEE
NORMIE GET OUT
>>27456059
>Made a real cutie.
...well are you gonna post it then?
>make myself
>make waifu
>make fat neckbeard who lives across the street
>shake his hand and befriend him
>fat neckbeard cucks me with my waifu
>deleted him
>disposed of waifu and start over
Really immersive game you got here
>>27456926
She is for me and me alone.
>>27456705
Sims 4 is better for making high test girls.
>>27456091
How did you fail so hard? Its easy mode to become a superchad in this game.
>>27457423
mostly being drunk off my ass while playing it. I just didn't feel like getting a job so I made him raise horses all day
>>27456946
>
YOU FUCK!!!!! get out
>>27457015
I agree you can make all around amazing looking girls in the sims 4 thats why I play it mainly along with better performance.
>>27457439
So... why did he pee himself?
>>27457641
had to sell the toilet to pay bills
>>27457652
lmao fuck off xD
>>27456091
>make a sim to myself to see how living alone would play out for me
>play without cheats
>get pretty rich
>constant 250k in cash and lots of material wealth
>i fucking made it, think about the next step
>try to look for a woman
>find one
>goes all downhill from there
>>27457899
Sims get boring when you get a wife never settle down and keep fucking girls
>tfw can't fuck two girls at once
>>27456059
This is the most erotic game ever created. I have spilled more cum to this game than any one pornstar, or all other games combined.
I literally cannot go an hour of playing without cumming.
OP here, let me make clear how hard this made me.
I masturbate in a weird way. I am almost never able to get off in the normal way. I also masturbate daily.
Now, just looking at the hottie that I created, I was able to masturbate in the normal way for the tenth, or so, time in my life.
It was pretty hot.
>>27459063
you should try modding skyrim
>takes hours to install porn mods and get them to run properly
>done fapping in 4 minutes
>>27459162
weird way? how?
>>27459192
I wrap a soft blanket around the head and squeeze, making rotating motions. Haven't played with the shaft in years, until today.
>>27456192
>>27456282
I don't have any of the fancy new Sims games but I did play the old classic ones, I remember the nice music, it was so comfy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs5QGN-zhwM&list=PL22DFF37B18C4F943
>>27456941
>not throwing a party at your house and starting a fire
>>27459239
>>27459192
>>27459162
I think you might be a genuine faggot.
>>27459313
>I think you might be a genuine faggot.
How so?
>>27456059
Sims 4 nails it by you can create objectively beautiful and THICK women
shame the game is so shit though
>>27459327
You masturbate in some weird way with a blanket or some shit, I mean dude, it's not a baby you need wrap up in blankets or anything.
>make myself and my oneitis
>also create a big bull for house next door
>I live a miserable life working and studying so I can provide for her, her bulls, and her multiple mixed kids
>>27459357
My hands aren't very soft, and I don't like making a mess with cum and lotion.
I just fold away that bit of blanket, put it away until I fap next, then use it again. After a few times, I wash it.
You should try it.
>>27459367
>mfw when I've done this, just to see how it would feel being a cuck
>mfw I enjoyed it
>mfw I have no face
Put me to sleep. Don't ever wake me up.
>>27459367
>>27459430
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>>27459459
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>>27456884
The Great Gatsby?
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>>27459481
absolutelydisgusting.tiff
