>eating so little that I keept passing out and can barely walk from one end of my house to the other
who /starvingthemelves/
>>27467291
I actually ate a huge BBQ chicken pizza to myself, a whole garlic bread, and washed it down with a 1.25ltr bottle of Pepsi. It was so good, I might have to do it again tomorrow. Day #4 of pizza in a row.
>>27467291
if you are starving yourself to lose weight, that is the worst way to do it you'll either die or when u go back to eatting fatty foods u gain it all back. just go on a diet bro
>>27467427
>eating so much that i keept passing out and can barely walk from one end of my house to the other
>>27467291
I'm on a hunger strike, for 3 days now.
I also haven't been to work for 2 days.
My father went bald by 30, and my maternal grandfather didn't start balding until 60. Can you guys give me a prediction as to when I'll start balding?
I'm 19 years old now and still have very thick hair.
>>27467259
No
Seriously we cant. Its all luck, just hope for the best
its usually on the mothers side that shows hairloss, if your moms hair isnt thinning that means you're good
>>27467516
My mom has thick hair, and like I said her father didn't start balding until he was old. It worries me that my father got bald so early though.
Anyway, I look so much like my grandfather, and have his hair color too, let's hope I will keep my hair for a while.
This guy is pure satire, but he is making good points.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veFx9Uw7arM
>>27467216
Surprisingly he's right about everything. Hey Layko, start tripfagging. It's better to have guys like you rather than women taking trip on just to ruse loners.
>>27467385
i really hope he does.
But then we would call him out on his tripfagging
i'm conflicted
>>27467510
Well it's like a rite of passage. It would be nice change considering how many female tripcunts and trap shit we have on r9k lately.
I cant take it anymore
They never leave me at peace
Each day they are looking for a new detail to scream at me
My ears are starting to hurt
they scream at my room, while driving, while sitting on the computer , while eating and sometimes they just call me to scream at me again. I know I don't have the best college grades but damm. Just because I have them doesn't mean i want them
Who /screaming parents/ here
post your stories
Kill her Johnny, kill them all
speak your mind
>>27467133
Why not scream back? Or better yet kill them.
I plan on torturing them and milking them for all of their money and forcing them to support me for bringing me into this world. One time one of them even told me I make them want to kill themselves. Hopefully they'll do it and I'll be rid of them without having to lift a finger.
>tfw going to kill myself
I got my anti depressants,anti psychotics and benzos here,going to go to the store and get some vodka and then either jump out of the window or slit my wrist tonight.
wish me luck
>>27467111
Wrist slitting is statistically not likely to work. Jumping out of the window depends on the height, and if you don't die there's a very good chance you end up worse and unable to try to kill yourself again.
>>27467325
Honestly you should just listen to this guy....
You don't want to botch a suicide attempt, you'll end up being a wheelie without the ability to attempt suicide again.
>>27467111
Don't do it OP
nice trips by the way
>29 year old
>attractive, sporty (get rated mostly 7.5 or 8/10 on /soc/)
>medicine student
>kind, outgoing, fun personality
why am i still a virgin? i've had my first gf a year ago, and it only lasted 2 months and then she said i was was too grown up for her and that she rather wants to date a lot of guys than settle on one for now
by the way i'm 6 foot so not a manlet either
7.5 to 8 / 10 from soc is actually like 4 to 6 max
>>27467086
You must know the reason. I'm 25 years old and I know it's because of my social skills.
Do any other robots have a major anal fixation here?
Not simply wanting to give anal, but get fucked, perform anilingus, smell them, etc.
Hentai really distorts your perception on what you think girls' anuses actually smell and taste like. You're in for a nasty shock, just saying.
Thats called being a nigger
>>27467062
Fucking disgusting.
Europeans should be shot
Both release the same amount endorphins of pleasure. Except that sex often comes with a lot of strings attached such as STDs, unplanned pregnancies, that sex tape you didn't want released, and sometimes even violence if you get caught cheating.So the only reason why you would talk shit about fapping is if you're buttmad wagie whos stuck in a parasitic relationship with a roastie gold digger and a 7 year old unwanted child whos already a misfit in school.
And how would I know?
>>27466921
Sex makes you feel better. Those pheromones are delicious
I hear what your saying though
>>27466921
>Both release the same amount endorphins of pleasure.
Going to the principals office when you do something wrong and getting mauled by a hyena can both release Adrenalin, but that doesn't make it the same thing now.
>Except that sex often comes with a lot of strings attached such as STDs, unplanned pregnancies, that sex tape
That shit is optional
Do vaginas tear and bleed when giving birth and/or look different after?
yes, childbirth is basically an alien movie
Birth is disgusting desu. There's shit plopping out of the asshole and onto the kid. Blood and something that looks like an old wet plastic bag everywhere. The fucking membrane between the cunt and pooper tears making a giant flappy orifice. It's the worst thing ever.
they usually cut the area betwwen the vag and b-hole for easy escape.
What are some things that if a girl tells you about herself you instantly lose all interest. I'll start.
>That she smokes.
>that she drinks.
>That she's not a virgin.
>That she likes taking pictures of herself .
>That she can't get in serious relationships.
>>27466756
Whenever they're not capable of thinking for themself and just spout whatever the culturally accepted norm is
>>27467422
I've never met one that doesn't do that, it's just a fantasy at this point
>>27466756
>she's 3-Dimensional
Absolutely vomit inducing.
WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE ABANDON ME 19 NEVER HAD SEX NO ONE FUCKING EVER TEXTS ME FIRST I COULD GO MONTHS AND THEY WOUDLNT SAY ANYTHING TO ME UNLESS I SPAMMED THEM FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT AND ALL THEY WOULD SAY IS HI THEN STOP TESPONDING FOR A NOTHER MONTH
IM FINE WITH EVEN BEING FRIENDZONED I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME???? EVERYONE I KNOW HATES ME AND AVOIDS ME!!!
I WANT A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND :(
such is life,
just how it goes sometimes.
AAAAAAAAA
I WANT A HOT GIRLFRIEND
Friendzone is not a real friendship. Friendzone is when neither of you wants to be too hurt by the rejection so you just agree to being "friends"
>my thesis is due in less than 45 days
>haven't written a word yet
Who /fuck/ here?
>45 days to write a few pages of an essay
Are you joking or what?
T-this is satire, right? RIGHT?
>>27466723
>few pages
>must be at least 60
>i also have to make not only research but also i have to make my own experiments with carbon and glass fibers n other stuff
>i haven't written a word, touched any instrument, or done any research
Tell the other robots about something you did for which you are truly ashamed and will never tell another soul.
>be me 17
>HS - grade 10
>go to first real party where drugs and alcohol are being consumed
>I hardly drank anything but watched other kids get loaded
>girl I have crush on gets totally wasted and pukes in potted plant
>her friends carry her upstairs
>later I need to piss - go upstairs to bathroom
>piss and then poke around in bathroom cabinets.
>find box of tampons and condoms
>bathroom door connects to a little girl's bedroom
>everything pink and Barbie
>my crush is passed out on floor
>I feel her boobs
>I feel her vulva
>I go back to bathroom and take a condom form box
>Lock bedroom and bathroom doors
>Remove girls jeans & panties
>Put condom on penis
>having no idea what to do next I try to penetrate
>Penis is now soft
>I have cum without realizing it
>Leave girl on floor half naked
>go back into bathroom - flush condom
>return to party
>feel even more uncomfortable and leave
>walk for 10 min towards home and turn and return to party
>go upstairs
>bedroom door still locked
>somebody in bathroom
>wait
>go into bathroom - get another condom
>go into bedroom - girl still there
>I rolled her over a giant teddy bear
>wearing condom I fucked her doggy style
>after cumming - I left her there
>walked out of party
I lost my virginity while raping a unconscious girl
I'm sexually attracted to my 7 year old niece and want to make her my wife.
origionaI
>>27466715
> all stories posted are an autistic work of fiction only a fool would take as fact
Stop staring at me
The fuck did you say?
>>27466523
Stop staring at her you fucking creep!
>>27466589
I'm not fucking staring at her! What the fuck is wrong with you two?
oh god someone talk to me please
anybody
im so bored
im so alone
whats the point of anything
>>27466489
My reason for living is to try to get bareback sex
>>27466517
I'm a 23 years old KHV
>>27466489
Hey anon
I'm feeling the same right now. We're gonna make it
I hope