Tell the other robots about something you did for which you are truly ashamed and will never tell another soul.
>be me 17
>HS - grade 10
>go to first real party where drugs and alcohol are being consumed
>I hardly drank anything but watched other kids get loaded
>girl I have crush on gets totally wasted and pukes in potted plant
>her friends carry her upstairs
>later I need to piss - go upstairs to bathroom
>piss and then poke around in bathroom cabinets.
>find box of tampons and condoms
>bathroom door connects to a little girl's bedroom
>everything pink and Barbie
>my crush is passed out on floor
>I feel her boobs
>I feel her vulva
>I go back to bathroom and take a condom form box
>Lock bedroom and bathroom doors
>Remove girls jeans & panties
>Put condom on penis
>having no idea what to do next I try to penetrate
>Penis is now soft
>I have cum without realizing it
>Leave girl on floor half naked
>go back into bathroom - flush condom
>return to party
>feel even more uncomfortable and leave
>walk for 10 min towards home and turn and return to party
>go upstairs
>bedroom door still locked
>somebody in bathroom
>wait
>go into bathroom - get another condom
>go into bedroom - girl still there
>I rolled her over a giant teddy bear
>wearing condom I fucked her doggy style
>after cumming - I left her there
>walked out of party
I lost my virginity while raping a unconscious girl
I'm sexually attracted to my 7 year old niece and want to make her my wife.
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>>27466715
> all stories posted are an autistic work of fiction only a fool would take as fact
I once mad a bowl of kraft macaroni and cheese and fucked it.
I'm ashamed about the amount of time I've spent obsessing over my sexuality, but porn has left me very confused, being an isolated virgin doesn't help either.
>Miss day of school in 8th grade
>Go to lunch next day
>Dumb nigger fucking sits at our table and screws up seating
>throw goldfish at him until he flips shit and throws a bunch of chips on me
>lol'd
>Teacher comes over
>"HEY HEY HEY HEY CALM DOWN"
>I say he was bullying me
>He gets moved
Later that day
>I see he gets up to go to bathroom
>Follow this nigger
>He opens stall door
>Shove him in and close it behind us
>prepareyourself.mp4
>Slam his head against the bricks until unconscious
>Blood everywhere all over his head
>Put his head in the toilet to clean him off
>I did this after I took a steaming shit in there
>leave him under for a few seconds
>Take his head out and sit him on the toilet
>Walk out
>Fucking niggers
>mfw
I could've saved him.
>>27466613
I've had a similar expierence OP.
I'll share it with you
>be me
>18 years old
>first summer after college freshman year
>one of our good girl friends hosts a party
>she's kinda hot, has huge tits
>pretty sure she likes me
>we get to the party
>everyone's having fun
>girl gets drunk and passes out outside on her steps
>her friends gathered around
>I say "we can't just leave her here"
>I roll her over and try to get her up
>she mumbles "anon I love you"
>I say "haha ok you need to go sleep in your room"
>Carry her princess style into the house
>everyone notices
>people laughing, yelling "go anon!!!!"
>other dude helps me carry her up the stairs
>Me: "thanks man I got her from here"
>carry her to her room
>set her on the bed
>go to bathroom and get her water and towels
>no one is upstairs
>go to her room and close the door
>set the water down and lay the towel across the bed
>she squirms and puts her arms back by her head
>she opens up her legs
>"anon let's fucking have sex"
>think about it for a minute
>"aww you're really drunk you need to rest I'll handle the party from here"
>go back downstairs
>everyone looking at me
>other girls start freaking out
>"what the fuck anon did you just take advantage of our friend??!!"
>"no she's fine I got her water that's all"
>they don't believe me
>back me into the hallway and keep yelling at me
>"get the fuck out of here you're disgusting!!!!"
>"fuck off she's fine!"
>Asian qt3.14 starts hitting me
>backs me into a corner and starts punching me
>put guard up and take the Asian beating
>damn this is kind of hot
>Asian is screaming at me flailing her fists at me
>Fuckyeahbabygiveittome.jpg
>Asian qt screaming at the top of her lungs
>starts kickin me in the shins
>I'mlovin'it.jpg
>everyone is watching with amazement
>dudes eventually pull her off
>confront me and yell at me to leave
>the crowd turns against me
>fuck this I'm out
2 years later: "remeber when I wanted to have sex with you?"
Mfw
>>27466613
You are ashamed of this, why?
>>27467570
Well shit. Follow up man? What was the fallout?
stole a 100 dollar bill from a legit retard i was doing coke with using my toes. i had slipped it in my shoe and somehow managed to grab it with my toes when they were searching me before i left and told me to take off my shoes.
>>27466714
Fucking Twilight shit
hEY GUYS how do I chew with my mouth closed?
>>27467748
>>27467748
Sorry for the rushed ending comment length expired
Morning after
>text girl
>"hey sorry idk if you remeber last night but you were passed out and I carried you to your room. Everyone thinks something happened between us but I was just helping you out hope you feel better"
>girl: "ok I don't remember anything from last night"
>go to another party
>Same people there
>Asian is there
>tries to push me into pool
>throw Asian in pool
>it's hilarious
>everyone laughs and apologizes for being a cunt to me the other night
Fast forward 2 years
>in basement with girl and some friends
>small talk because she is my friend >party at her house comes up
>"yeah you were really drunk haha"
>girl: "hahaha I think I asked you to have sex with me lol"
>laugh it off together
I thought that bitch blacked out but she was just exaggerating how drunk she was to give her an excuse to be a slut.
Too bad I have a gf now and can't fuck her
Fucking roasties
>be candian
>american cousin comes up for summer with his dad
>our dollar is really low, but the prices here haven't changed so all good
>this kid is a closet beta robot (Freddie)
>he clearly has developed autism, but he's from the south so he is brainwashed into hating stuff he would normally love like anime. Instead he is super pro american, which is fine, bit he spouts shit like "bomb the whole middle east" and really means it. Also huge gun fanatic
>he doesn't talk to anyone, and doesn't even reply
>Freddy just plays on his phone, alone, never leaving the basement
>anyway, the whole time, his dad keeps giving him shitloads of Canadian money to go spend, trying to get him to leave the house
>he is convinced it's worthless so I just say "well then give it to me"
>kid literally gave me hundreds throughout the summer
>whole time he is bragging about some pc he doesn't have, saying he's getting it for his birthday
ok, not really ashamed, but funny as fuck
kid on the left is Freddy, his dad in the yellow has his arms around him
>>27468054
It's fucking disgusting
pls be original
>>27468858
I assure you that it's all true
I dry humped my 9 year old cousin when I was 14
>>27466715
where's your tabs bro, what do you not like trap on midget porn?
>>27468961
I'm talking about your retarded fucking cousin holy shit
>be me
>16 years old
>sophomore year of high school
>walking home from school
>find baby rabbit rolling on ground
>eyes aren't open, too young
>bring it home and take care of it
>know that it's best to put it back in the nest
>find nest with 2 rabbits
>they come out and approach me
>they're normally terrified of humans
>confused and test if the mother abandoned them so I can put the other rabbit back in there
>other babies try to follow me for a few steps, but I put them back
>come back next day, test failed, mother probably got eaten
>call animal rehab center to pick the babies up
>woman comes along, takes one look at the two in nest, and tells me they're gonna die
They came out of the nest because they were so hungry/thirsty, and they thought I was their mother who had finally come home. If I brought them in immediately instead of doing the check, they might've lived. I saved the one that I took home and gave some food/a bed, but it was too late for the others. I really like animals, and this shit haunts me to this day. Everyone knows about the one I nursed because I posted pictures on normiebook, but I've literally told no one about the others because I blame myself for them dying.
>>27470402
how do you check if a rabbit abandoned a nest?
