>my thesis is due in less than 45 days
>haven't written a word yet
Who /fuck/ here?
>45 days to write a few pages of an essay
Are you joking or what?
T-this is satire, right? RIGHT?
>>27466723
>few pages
>must be at least 60
>i also have to make not only research but also i have to make my own experiments with carbon and glass fibers n other stuff
>i haven't written a word, touched any instrument, or done any research
Thank you for the rare gondola
>55 pages to go
>32 days left
i'll be fine i don't need to start yet
>>27466755
Sadly know. I just have no will to live at all, or to do anything besides masturbating/eating/shitting.
>Powerpoint presentation due in class at 2:30
>It's 2:23
>Haven't done it
>Haven't even gotten dressed
GOML
>>27466708
Outsource it.
Pay a chinese or an idian 1000$ to do it for you
>>27466827
>know
Shit, I'm also retarded apparently.
>>27466836
so you're just not gonna turn up? is it fear of public speaking that stopped you?
>>27466837
>forgot to mention I'm also broke
>>27466793
>60 pages
>45 days
That's less than 1.5 pages a day you lazy nigger.
Jesus FUCKING christ man.
If I were you I'd seriously consider committing suicide
>>27466894
>implying I'm not
>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>27466874
This. I mean what else are you doing?
You don't have gf, you don't have children, probably don't even have a job at this point.
Virtually anything can be done in 45 days.
>>27467008
You underestimate my laziness.
>>27467146
Keep at it man, you've got to start somewhere
>>27466874
>>27466943
He still needs to conduct original, doctoral-level research, you fucking moron. Writing the thesis itself won't be the hard part.
