Any robot wants to be friends and talk on skype from time to time?
I am, uni CS student, KV, would play vidya and seek self improvement
>>27468537
I'm more of a weaboo fag than a robot. Do you have steam? Will be friend then.
>>27469058
Yes, do you mind posting yours? I will post mine if you do but I need to know
>>27468537
Which uni do you go? London?
I am wondering, what is the most terrifying experience you guys ever had?
From life threatening situations to bad dreams
Anything goes as long as it terrified you
Everyday of my life
[Spoiler] Not even memeing at this point, I don't know what makes it so intolerable I just want it to fucking stop
>>27469336
What does your regular day look like?
>>27470183
I have moments that have become increasingly more prominent. Where I look at some person (my mother for example) that I've known for all of my life, and for some reason it feels like I've never even seen them before this very moment.
I try to recall any memories of my life, good or bad, and I often get frustrated and angry because I can't even remember anything about my own life.
I might just be having an existential crisis. I'm financially and socially stable despite hating everything in it's minutia. I think I'm really close to self enlightenment without even knowing
Life is terrifying for me yet I rarely flinch from supernatural/deranged fear that's depicted in most horror media
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where my danbots at??
been accosting all the ladies myself
A WHOLE NEW WOOOOOORLD
He basically spends his days recording himself doing approach pickup for hours and then uploads the videos to youtube. Other than that, it's just stream of conscious self pity vlogs and insanity.
Here's last night's thread in case you want to see more of this lunatic.
>>27440544
>>27468388
I support his mission, but I still think he's crazy. But, he's a robot just like us.
What would you do to this bunny?
eat originally tbqhwyhf
Give it some desk work to do because bunnies shouldn't be police officers.
start a race war
how do I chew with my mouth closed
Im serious
>>27467957
Close your mouth, proceed to chew with mouth still closed.
>>27467957
I get so frustrated when I hear eating noises. Did their mommies never teach them to eat normally? It's not like it makes food taste different.
You were that kid in school who would make the most obnoxious noises while eating, weren't you?
>you will never know the pleasure of being surrounded by busty beautiful women catering to you
End me please
>>27467819
what the fuck is wrong with that guy? why would he think that mustache is a good idea
>>27467819
Who's the blue haired semon demon?
>>27468074
This nigger needs tenchi muyo in his life.
>try tinder
>No matches
Should I make a Chad account to make sure the app isn't busted, lads?
Also tinder thread I guess, for those who wish to hop off the ride
The app works fine. You're unattractive and/or you have shit pictures. Fix it and try again later.
Fight me cocksucker.
>>27467855
The app though fucking leeches on my battery life though and took shit of troubleshooting just to get off the ground 2bh
Each fucking day, I sit at my computer masturbating, playing vidya, shitpost and crying.
Every fucking day, I neglect my friends and family, I don't do anything to change my career, I avoid college, my work is always in late, and I'll never learn Japanese to be a cunt in Japan.
I want my life to change, I don't want my life to continue in this shithole, I need to get out of my basement, give me some advice, fellow robots.
>>27467760
If you're here it's too late shitposter-kun.
>>27467760
start with changing one thing, and when that sticks move on to the next
>>27467760
When you're motivated write down what you're motivated about, and what caused you to be motivated. Make a plan and write it out somewhere you will be forced to see it the next day. Follow this plan no matter what and every time you grit your teeth is pain/boredom/frustration remember why you're doing this. Force yourself to become obsessed with your dream, and every time you feel disconnected from it force yourself to reconnect. When you try reasoning yourself out of your dream tell yourself to shut...
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Why do women not think rationally? I understand that they are confusing, but why exactly are they like this? Why can they not be as simple, straightforward and logical as men?
connectivity of right and left side of the brain.
Men think more with the left.
They do think rationally. It's just not the rationale you like.
>>27468191
nice facebook science
what the fuck do you think each half of the brain does? do you really think the right side is the 'calculating logical' part or some shit?
Robots are far more compatible with psychedelics than Normies ever could hope to be.
Robots already know the abyss. They have nothing left to fear in that regard.
Thank for this rare pepe
He will be happy with his 3000 friends on my system disk
That's some fine pepe
Too bad I'm too robot to have the connections to get any.
How do I get a date on this shit? I've been swiping like crazy since I got it and have only matched with bots.Do any of you guys actually have any experience with tinder?
Finally, after months of trying I had success on there.
I've been waiting on this board for a day and a half for this thread just so i could post my story
You're either unattractive or you have shit pictures. Fix whatever issue you have and try again.
>>27467604
How am I supposed to fix weak jaw?
Is boypussy a meme or what?
Not it's not and it is proven to better than female pussy
>>27467470
It's the strongest substance known to men.
The second one is puffy vulva.
>>27467544
thanks
and yeah I got muted for the first time in 6 years because I forgot I was in /r9k/
I just saw this fucker at a red light in my home town, he looked kind of annoyed and we both made eye contact for like a minute, I think he knew that I knew him from posting on 4chan all the time.
Where did you see me?
>>27467522
Timestamp?
This post is extremely original.
>>27467553
Timestamp what?
>Dumb whore gets DESTROYED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekoDt_uxb_E
Bitch'll think twice before opening her mouth.
>that "subtle" middle finger
>>27467486
I wasn't the only one who caught that it seems.
>>27467386
I thought my on the spot banter skills were good
Boy was I wrong
>Cleaning out computer
>Find word documents from when I was 10
>Consider suicide
Who here wants to hear my critique of the human race in a joke?
go for it OP
it can't be that bad
>>27467359
"A women is hungry, she rumages into her cupboard, and she finds an apple, and a cake. She cuts a slice of the cake, picks it up and at the very last second, her boyfriend intervenes and screams "The cake is out of date!" She puts it back down, and gives the cake a mortified look while catching her breath from a recent "Gasp!". The next day, she's even more hungry, she's scraping around for pennies to buy some food! And then she sees the cake and the apple again, the apple is...
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>>27467403
kek you wrote this just now didn't you