>Cleaning out computer
>Find word documents from when I was 10
>Consider suicide
Who here wants to hear my critique of the human race in a joke?
go for it OP
it can't be that bad
>>27467359
"A women is hungry, she rumages into her cupboard, and she finds an apple, and a cake. She cuts a slice of the cake, picks it up and at the very last second, her boyfriend intervenes and screams "The cake is out of date!" She puts it back down, and gives the cake a mortified look while catching her breath from a recent "Gasp!". The next day, she's even more hungry, she's scraping around for pennies to buy some food! And then she sees the cake and the apple again, the apple is fresh and glinting in the sunlight, and the cake is letting out a warm arouma and the chocolate makes the women's belly rumble; she goes to take a bite, and then notices a small bit of mold on the end of the slice, horrified by this, she drops the cake and screams! and puts the remains of it in the bin. The next moring, she is ravanged with hunger! In pain! And yet again, she's faced with the fresh apple, or the trashed cake, she picks up the cake from the top of the trash, and looks for the most freshish and cleanest part, and takes a bite. three days later, she died of food poisioning. "
It's long, which probably means it's bad.
>>27467403
kek you wrote this just now didn't you
>>27467446
What makes you think that?
I just found some tgtf written porn from when I was 13 if anyone wants to read.
>>27467343
You have a decade old computer?
>>27467511
No, I copied over my documents when I upgraded my PC.
>>27467508
>>27467343
I also have my theory as to what causes homosexuality on my PC from when I was 12.
>>27467403
>the cake is out of date
>>27467403
It's all right for a 10 year old.
I know a lot of people who write worse than that.
But this will get you the grades.
>>27467403
This is obvious commentary about girls picking chads (the cake) over you (the apple). We all know you just wrote this.
>>27467809
I've never wanted a girlfriend. I think it was supposed to be about the lack of long term thinking evident in the actions of most people.
"From researches on transsexuality, due to the intrest of the subject, I realised, that many male-to-female transsexual's, become sexualy attracted to men due to the effects of HRT (Estrogen pills) and also knowing that people gain sexual attraction during puberty, at which they are exsposed to high levels of sex hormones. Also being knowledable of the fact they homosexual's and asexual's are, who they are due to the testosterone being damaged during the sperm being attacked while trying to get to the egg, by antibodies, (Yes I know it's still theory, but it's accurate, and if this theory itself fails, then the theory can be improved from this) Now, I know that if you supply homosexual's men with more tetestrone, it will convert to estrogen and turn them into a women, and make them extremlely violent too. But what if we removed the testosterone producing tissue in the testicle's, and supplied him with a dosage of tetesterone, which was not damaged? This would effectivly cause him the become "Straight". Because the "Homosexual testosterone" is now replaced with the normal testosterone, which creates hetrosexual afflictions.
Testosterone glands are removed from testicle's -> Patient is supplied with Testosterone hornmones -> Patient becomes straight.
If this theory is ever put into action, it must be COMPETELY decided by those who it is preformed on. And they must be over the age of eighteen."
Anyway, here's a theory I sent off to an actual scientist for how to cure homosexuality, I think I did this when I was eleven.
I included my name and my address in the letter
>>27467343
This is why you automatically delete old files
>tfw all things I've written aeons ago have been forgotten and then deleted with numerous windows reinstallations and usb wipes along the years
I know most of it would be nonessential gibberish but some parts would surely be nice to read
>>27467511
Shhhhhhhh,OP's underage
>>27467403
>three days later, she died of food poisoning.
Literally laughed out loud
>>27467403
I'm a comedian. If I ever wrote anything this bad, I'd kill myself.
>>27467569
Please post, I'm dying of curiosity
>>27467913
>sent off to an actual scientist for how to cure homosexuality
>included my name and my address in the letter
I wish I could be a scientist so children could send me their hilarious anti-gay theorems in the mail.
>>27467403
What
>>27467809
Said
The cake is you, and this is a subconscious expression of your experience with women, except your role is transferred off of you, safer.
>>27467343
Oh you think that's bad. I've got a collection of ~200 sprite comics I made when I was 10. I know where to find it but I haven't looked at it because I know if I do I'll realize that I used to post this shit online, under the same username I still use today, and then I'll fucking kill myself
>>27467913
This sound completely stupid.
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>>27467403
I like it but I don't understand the metaphor
Could you explain OP?
>>27468428
Well I laughed reading your reply, so I guess you are one.
>>27469515
It's so a metaphor as it an extreme example of the lack of self restraint and long term thinking people have.
>>27469727
It's not so much a metaphor as it is an*
>>27467508
>just found some porn written when I was 13 if anyone wants to read
post it here please
>>27467913
Did you get any replies?
>>27467343
Post everything, immortalise yourself in this thread
>>27469727
How does this show? She wants the cake, so she eats it even though it's moldy. Does that show lack of self constraint? How does the Apple come into play? Does that relate to the long term thinking, ex planting the Apple?
>>27470079
No, I asked my mom and she told me to send again explaining that he probably missed it.
>>27470037
p1 out of 2
(This is tgtf fetish stories, so this gets pretty weird)
Jack was what most people would consider "normal". 5.7 foot tall football jock in the last years of high school , so imagine his shock when the Goth girls from his neighbourhood decided to teach him a lesson after he and his ring of thugs made fun at them for the last time.
After a particularly exhausting game of rugby, Jack was found enjoying a warm shower when suddenly a freezing shock tore through his peaceful trance, as if drugged by a powerful sedative, he struggled to climb out of the shower before collapsing onto the floor, a warm sensation resonated from within his abdomen, this sensation was short lived however as Jack was soon screaming and quivering, he felt his blood boil as hellish spiders skittered underneath under every inch of his skin. Eventually the pain died away as Jack came the to the realisation that he was confronted with a far worse reality, he had been transformed into a girl! Not just any girl though, Jack, or should I say Jade, was sporting black nail varnish, ghastly skin and long black locks she was no doubt a Goth! Jade examined her body before breaking out into a miserable weep right before Miranda, the leader Goth girls burst through her bathroom brandishing a midnight black briefcase coupled with a sadistic grin.
>>27470079
>>27470210
p2 out of 3
Jade, in a moment of torment, rose up to strike the evil witch, but came to an abrupt halt as Miranda caught her fist with surprising swiftness and strength "So, I see you haven't learnt you lesson yet, pet? That's okay, I expect everything" Jade was no longer blessed with strength of a bulky stud, but rather cursed with frail limbs of a petite young woman, while Miranda on the other hand, seemed to have to possess inhuman athletism, especially given that she was only a young lady herself as well. Miranda, still bearing a sadistic grin that told of dark intent let go of Jade's effeminate arm, and commanded her new pet to sit on her knees like a good girl, her grin widened as Jade, calmly sat down on her knees and stared at her mistress despite desperately trying to protest her commands, "hush now, little girl" Jade's hairs shot up by being refered to as a "girl", she wanted to scream that she was still a boy, and that nothing she could do would change him! but her wish was never realised as a dark magic binded her "you are my pet now, you will not need to think, only listen, you will not need to plan, only follow, you will not need to rebel, only submit to your mistress's demands, do I make myself clear?" Jade, with every inch of her will, tried to resist, but it came to no avail, she could only obey now, her mouth opened and the words "Yes mistress Miranda, I am yours to command" flew out. Miranda's smile escalated before it calmed down, but she was still very visibly satisfied with her work "Good job pet, I'm going to take very, very good care of you from now on, I'm going to buy you every slutty dress I find, every high heel boot I see, and every bdsm toy I know of. Although this may seem like torture now, you will learn to love your mistress, and you *will* learn to love your new life."
>>27470227
>>27470210
>>27470037
p3 of 3
Jade was emotionally crippled on the inside, only a couple of minutes ago he was a buff jock who was getting all the girls, now she was an alternative lady enslaved to a crazy psychopath, her mind trailed over the numerous depraved fetish orgies that she would inevitably be part of.
The end, I'm going to die of embarrassment.
>>27470210
>>27470227
>>27470252
thx for the story. I came buckets to this. Will deff save it
>tfw the oldest thing you made with a computer and which you still can access is probably a video game level you made or edited in 2001 when you were 13
>>27470210
>>27470227
>>27470252
It's an okay story. Your writing there is better than in the other things you posted.
>I asked my mom and she told me to send again explaining that he probably missed it.
Did you send it again?
>>27470182
She knew the cake, while tasty now, would hurt her later on, she had a perfectly good alternative but she still chose the cake.
>>27470333
pic related
>>27470366
Thanks. I actually intended to become a deviantart caption fetishist but I never posted it because I was too embarrassed.
I sent it again and got no replies. I hope the guy had a good laugh at least.
>>27470424
Do you still write?
>>27470366
>>27470037
>>27470101
Here's another story I just found
p1 out of 2
John always wanted white children, he wasn't racist or anything, but growing up in an all white neighbourhood, John had felt a sense of commitment to his race, and therefore wanted remain inside his little bubble by keeping his bloodline white. So when his greatest admirer, Chloe, a cute ebony chick with a thing for malevolent rituals found out about this, naturally she resorted to a dark magic to satisfy her misery...
>>27470457
Very rarely, I''m at a sixth form now and I'm usually too bogged down with revision to write for fun, and besides I only study STEM subjects now.
>>27470589
>>27470101
>>27470037
>>27470366
p2 out of 2
John, right after masturbating to a particularly enjoyable array of busty porcelains, had his attention drawn elsewhere, a strange sensation had begun to fill his body, and although highly sensual, it wasn't an orgasm, it was something far more sinister John realised as his body grew plastic, and the sensation was remoulding him! He's hands shrunk until they we're petite and feminine, just like his face which transformed from a bulky stud, to a rounded, graceful visage, two pressure formed on John's pale chest as they cultivated into a set of luscious double D breast with extra bounce. After his, or should I say her manhood vanished, leaving only a tight, moist vagina behind, the second, and far more sinister part of the curse kicked in as Jessica, not short after becoming a girl so ghastly that she could pass as a Goth, was instead turning into an African American woman! Her face, baring a horrified expression as a wave of colour poured over her quivering body, turning everything in its wake to ebony, furthermore, her body was changing to fit her new culture's stereotypes! A large rip was heard as her jeans split from the pressure of her rapidly expanding ghetto thighs, she tried standing up but her ass was so hefty that she feel back on her chair. She wanted to scream as her eyes turned from crystal blue to hazel brown, or as blond bob cut flowed out into a seductive, dark beehive.
After sobbing for an hour or two, a new hope grew in Jessica's heart, although she wasn't part of the "white male community" anymore, she was something much better! Now a sex bitch, blessed with a body that could win over the heart of any man, she only cared for being fucked by huge black dudes. "I wonder how warm Tyrone's cock is going to feel between my tight vagina" Jessica said, eyeing her new body.
This story is a lot worse but the cringier the merrier right?
>>27470589
>>27470633
When did you write this one?
>>27470633
I'm hard right now.
Bloxblox
>>27470785
I think I wrote it just before the other story, I remember sitting in SW talking to my guild on WoW in between.
Post moar tgtf pls
>>27471443
>>27470785
I'm sorry, the only other one I can find is half complete, I had a lot more but most were on my portable harddrive which I had to wipe as my mom needed it.
Her beauty was mesmerising, you couldn't look away, as if guided like a moth to a light, you float towards her, eyes locked upon her malicious smile, your hands reach out to touch her dark, ebony visage as her smiles grows into a crackling laugh, paralyzed by both her elegance and the peculiarity of the situation, you find yourself unable to flee as she forces her mouth straight into your throat and drops a handful of pills into you.
Staggering back and coughing it takes you some time to realise the long, black locks flowing down your face, the two protruding D cup breasts forming from your chest, or the fact your skin has transformed from porcelain white, to ebony brown, after the shock leaves your body along with all traces of your masculinity, you find yourself gazing into the mirror held above, your lips, pump and brown, you eyes, wide and hazel, your face, soft and smooth, a face that belonged to a gorgeous, young African American lady. At first, you felt an urge to protest the situation, but all resistance dies out as you notice the sheer pleasure of having silky smooth legs, or the sexiness of your motherly curves "I think I can do with being a sexy vixen", you say, in seductive tone smiling at the witch, voluptuous thoughts filling your mind, no doubt an effect of the drugs.
