>try tinder
>No matches
Should I make a Chad account to make sure the app isn't busted, lads?
Also tinder thread I guess, for those who wish to hop off the ride
The app works fine. You're unattractive and/or you have shit pictures. Fix it and try again later.
Fight me cocksucker.
>>27467855
The app though fucking leeches on my battery life though and took shit of troubleshooting just to get off the ground 2bh
The unwritten rules for this shit are infuriating.
>don't put selfies because it makes you look asocial
>photo doing something cool
>photo partying or with friends
>photo with a puppy
WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT MY SOCIAL STANDING SO MUCH, WE'RE HERE JUST TO FUCK
>>27467787
I haven't had any matches load up for 2 weeks now
>>27468883
You have to look like a normal human being that has something to lose if you try to murder and/or rape them.
>550 matches in month and a half
>0 matches since 03/15
am i getting meme'd by the algorithm?
>>27467871
>je suis martiniquaise
I couldn't get it to work, so I installed POF instead.
You can put much more info in there, but most women don't put any effort in it.
>About me:
Get to know me.
>Interests:
Many
>First date:
Surprise me.
The average profile is like that. It's bothersome than the fact that I don't get any replies, or that I'm not that interested in them to start with.
Like a grape soda stuck in the roof.
>>27469200
POF?
>>27469253
Plenty of Fish. Get with the times Anon.
plenty of stanky fish vag in the sea
>>27468883
>photos are only selfies because I'm a loner without friends
>still been averaging about a match a day
I could probably get more if I had a group photo or a photo of me by the grand canyon or some shit but I have no idea how to get those photos
>>27469404
>I have no idea how to get those photos
Photoshop senpai
What's more bottom of the barrel? Trying Tinder, or arranging a date thru OKCupid with a 6'2 transgirl while I'm 5'7?
Cuz (s)he has a nice personality and we're getting along fine so far.
>>27469200
Women know on a subconscious level they are only worth as much as their looks so they don't bother putting anything interesting in there.
>Make Tinder
>be photographer, get nice pictures
>follow online guides to make a "tasteful" profile (joke, info, a few nice pictures out, a group picture, etc.)
>get 5 female matches first week after a LOT of swiping (maxing out each day)
>get bored
>search for males
>only swipe right when they're extremely feminine or someone I would want to be friends with
>get a match literally every time I swipe
What the fuck is this? Every time I come online I have 2-5 guys that are outside my distance range search (meaning they've liked me since they wouldn't show up otherwise)
>5 female matches in 9 days
>10 male matches in 2 days
Should I just become gay, /r9k/?
>>27469404
Do those matches go anywhere (benis in bagina) or are they "hi you have pretty eyes :)" and then unmatch.
>>27470055
>she
you yourself said bottom of the barrel so you already admit you're basically going to fuck a taller man
>>27470163
It's not so much the fagottry that bothers me, I already conquered that front.
It's just "what's usually considered more desperate and degenerate by society's standards? Tranny you actually like, or fucking strangers?"
>>27470240
Fucking strangers is completely normal nowadays.
>>27470240
go for the tranny senpai
like is that even a question
she/he likes you
also if that doenst work out try tinder
how is this even a question
>>27470240
Go for the tranny anon. Worst that happens is you have a bad experience and move on
>>27469404
I only have 1 (one) selfie up and I get a couple matches per hour. I have to turn my phone on silent sometimes because so many matches come in.
>>27468883
If you aren't ugly genetic trash you don't have to obey these stupid rules.
>>27471053
I'm not ugly, just had bad pictures.
No CHAD GENETICS like that guy who is a meme, but definitely not ugly either.
Will I get arrested if I make an underage account? Age of consent here is 16.
>>27467787
I get tons of matches but no one fucking responds when I message them! Why match with someone and not even talk to them?
>>27467787
I'm really hoping this is fake. Tbqh I always wanted to do a threesome but this might be a trap and seems ducked up if it's real. She basically wants to get me into getting us all together for a threesome with her brother.
>>27471319
They're drowning in cock.
>>27470115
Might as well, man. Guys are usually easier to talk to than girls anyways.
>>27467787
So I'm trying out tinder for the second time.
I set up a fake gps so i can swipe girls in Japan.
How do I know if I got a match?
>>27471403
Well they are women on a dating site. They aren't just drowning in cock, they are in hurricane cock-trina.
>>27471581
Every woman in a dating site is like a city besieged by a spunknami and attacked by cockzilla during a dickquake.
>>27467855
>>27467855
Or he is openly displaying his power level through some retarded profile text
This app makes me nervous
>>27472179
>VIRGIN
fucking lost
>>27472179
>Virgin I can smell you from here
>>27469404
I had to dig for group photos
My guy friends don't do shit like take group photos and I'm not sure on the unspoken rules for being in a group photo of primarily women (who only post the version of the photo they personally look good in, even if everyone else looks half asleep or is caught mid blink)
I know
>normie pls go
>>27469826
I'm shit at photoshop family
>>27470141
Sort of. Got two dates planned but one girl is ill and another is waiting to get her schedule for her new job so both may not even happen.
One girl pretty much matched with me because I look like Jesus and it was Easter Sunday.
I'm a Finn living in the UK. I don't understand the following:
In Finland
>get a 1-5 matches a day
>almost no group pictures, most pictures are self taken
>beautiful, planned photos
>girls are generally at least 3/5
In Britain
>no matches in two months
>most pictures are either group pictures or some hideous selfies taken without any planning
>girls are all ugly as hell
This does not compute. Why do I get lots of qt matches in Finland but even landwhales reject me in the UK? I'm like 2.5/5 myself.
>>27472664
No it sounds like you have quite an understanding going by that last line
We're silly
>102 matches
>Too nervous to talk to 80% of them
>>27472797
Just ask Frances if she'd like to see your Eiffel Tower
How do I know if i get a match?
>Tons of matches
>none respond
>except the fucking midnight nigger chicks
>actually think talk to me and I don't respond
>tfw to nigger chicks I'm a Chad
Fuck me
