How do I get a date on this shit? I've been swiping like crazy since I got it and have only matched with bots.Do any of you guys actually have any experience with tinder?
Finally, after months of trying I had success on there.
I've been waiting on this board for a day and a half for this thread just so i could post my story
You're either unattractive or you have shit pictures. Fix whatever issue you have and try again.
>>27467604
How am I supposed to fix weak jaw?
High quality photos (usually taken by a dslr) do best.
Because of this, the algorithm likely scores you lower for having garbage low res photos.
>>27467689
By taking pictures that highlight your other features.
>>27467567
>get super liked by cute girl
>msg hey whats up in about 2 minutes of recieving the notification
>she says nm u :)
>sperg out and tell her that I wish she was my gf
>unmatched
This is hard
>>27467771
What do you recomment I do? Here's my first picture
>>27467567
Get /fit/ and /fa/ then take good angle pics
>>27467865
Get rid of the sunglasses. Don't make your first image a selfie.
>>27467597
>greentext senpai
>>27467865
Cut your hair, take off your sunglasses, remove the hat. Smile like a human.
>>27467865
You are beyond hope
>>27467865
pedophile/10
Try single moms, they are so desperate they respond to anything .
and I do mean anything
>>27468400
I really hope you meant l a d
>>27469198
>insulated
>>27469198
My sides have trascended this plane.
>>27469198
>His dad died!
>no
>he's dead to us
what a piece of human garbage
>>27471136
The technical term is 'white trash'.
>>27467865
>that hair
>those glasses
>that hat
>that smile
>those posters
>those FUCKING POSTERS MAN
>>27468289
So hire a professional photographer or what?
>>27467567
I really don't understand tinder. You do a heterosexual profile and get 1 match out of 100 swipes if you are lucky. You set it to homosexual and you get 92 matches out of 100. I don't understand this shit.
>>27472997
Don't worry, anon, It's okay to be gay.
>>27467597
>>27468400
Sorry for the long delay, I got busy at work and couldnt greentext
>2 weeks ago match a chubby girl with cow tits (F cup)
>Talked for about a week
>She is very pretty in the face, just sucks she is bigger girl
>But I like big ass/tits/thighs and bigger girls so it's all good
>Finally meet last friday and we end up making out in her car after talking a long while
>Go home
>meet back out later that night in secluded area
>Rub, suck tits and finger her
>She jacks me off
>We are getting together this weekend to fuck
>Cant wait
>>27467865
>don't wear sunglasses inside/at all, except your on a beach
>don't photograph yourself with your 3D waifu posters
>don't wear hat unless outside
I literally fell on the floor laughing because of your hair and nose, sry desu~
>>27473328
what the hell is going on around her chin area? Wtf? This piggy has 3 chins and her arms are massive!
>>27473386
>talks about obvious excess fat
feels good man
Especially in an original comment.
