>>27467957
Close your mouth, proceed to chew with mouth still closed.

>>27467957
I get so frustrated when I hear eating noises. Did their mommies never teach them to eat normally? It's not like it makes food taste different.

You were that kid in school who would make the most obnoxious noises while eating, weren't you?

Grab smaller bites anon, if you stuff too much food there you wont be able to close it.

>>27467957
Close your lips and chew.
Breathe through your nose instead of your mouth.

The fact that you can't do this is probably the sign of a mental disability.

>>27468055
> this
It's not that hard, really. Also, people look better if they don't inhale their food. Take your time, it's not going to run away.