summarize your life in one sentence.
i have an unhealthy internet obsession and I hide behind multiple layer of ironic humor to masquerade the fact that I have crippling depression
oops I did something wrong again
Too pussy to an hero, but still drunk enough to know i want to die.
Where did the camaraderie go?
This board is a joke now.
it went away and goes away at the slightest chance of one of us making it out
they will sell everyone else out for the slightest chance to escape
>>27596775
Too many trolls and normal people coming to make fun of the less fortunate.
I liked this board when it was about feels and greentext in general, now is some kind of stupid constant war between social rejects and normal people.
Also the fact that everyone tells their own problems but almost nobody listens to the problems of the rest, so we end with a bunch of self centered faggots who don't even bother to read other posts besides their own.
>>27596775
too much bitterness and hatred took its toll
This is Calum Von Moger
> 6'3
> 10/10 body
> Professional bodybuilder
> 10/10 Facial Aesthetics
> Makes 6 figures, lives in a mansion, and travels around the world solely because he's attractive
> Constantly surrounded by beautiful women
> His Instagram and social media pages are full of women gushing over how attractive he is(including your...
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Everyone here knows this. Why bother making this thread?
>>27596643
>10/10 facial aesthetics
More like 6
>>27596643
You get as big as calum, and see if your life does not improve at all, eh?
He worked his ass off to get where he is. Girls dont matter. At all.
And he does not seem very dumb. You however, do.
Ok /r9k/
My ex gf tried to add me on normiebook.
When we dated I cheated, but found out afterwards she had already been fucking my best mate. They broke up after a year and a half.
She says he said all sorts of lies about me but can't give me an example.
What do?
ignore the whore or enjoy being a cuck again
>>27596681
I haven't talked to either of them for the best part of three years until today. Can I just use her as a means to find out what he's been saying?
>tfw gloating to her about how much money I have
>she can't even afford to get fast food
I had a fap I am not really not proud of but need something to do to cheer me up because not tired and trying to be happy.
>Inb4 kill yourself
here op listen to this
https://youtu.be/xS7tFKNlyXc
What was it?
Originality filter pls go
have a cigarette
How you do make friends?
I'm 24, at this age, everyone already has they own social circle, and if you come as someone with no friends you are a weirdo and shit like that.
>>27596480
I wish I knew. People keep saying "Meet people at social functions" or whatever, but they're all with their own friends or girlfriends or whatever and I can't open a conversation to save my life.
The one I've heard that makes sense is church, but unfortunately I'm nonreligious and I can't pretend long enough to get into a group like that.
>>27596480
>How you do make friends?
i dont mean to be rude but you are asking the wrong people
and not only that, but i think even those with friends wouldnt be able to give good advice - its not something people need to do often, and everyone finds there own unique group their own way
i will say this though - know what your interests are and actively try to find people with similar interests, those people are the best candidates for friendship... even though it is possible i...
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>>27596480
This is a problem even normies face if they relocate to a new area. Bound to be a lot of advice out there.
>>27596519
>I can't open a conversation to save my life.
Chatting with random robots on AIM/MSN back in the days before /soc/ helped me learn to make conversation. You just kind of have to throw yourself in there and figure it out. Something like Omegle might work.
i'm literally crying right now... my waifu kissed a nigger... i still can't believe it, I just want to die
kek
stay mad cumskin
>>27596401
Go kill a random pickaninny in retaliation .
Goddamn, why are you insecure little faggots so obsessed with blacks and women?
How many of them do you actually encounter on a daily basis?
>tfw people online only notice you when you tell them you're a fembot
>>27596324
Exactly. Because you never have anything interesting to say, just like every woman ever.
>>27596324
>notice that people only care about you if you're a female
>complain about this problem as if it's a female problem, while ignoring the fact that everyone who isn't a female gets the treatment that you're complaining about
I'm a girl btw
>steven universe
>>>/out/
Vote Trump and you could be like him!
>>27596162
Why would I want to half hug some roastie that wears way too much make up and shows too much gum when she smiles?
>>27596162
Sure, where do I get my small loan of $1,000,000 USD in 1968 the equivalent of a $17,000,000 loan today? I'm just an every-man like Trump!
>>27596162
Retarded?
No thanks.
why do women always have skid marks in their panties?
i think it might be because their vaginas leak constantly or something
either that or all women are incontinent
i dont know but its pretty hot every time i see those white skid marks when i steal panties from my uni laundry room
i like to imagine its the female equivalent of cum and they got wet looking at me
>>27596039
women produce smegma also
its just called vaginal discharge
>>27596039
its from our vaginas
How do fembots feel about circumcision?
ruins people's dicks
it should be illegal, its literally for no purpose other than some religious bullshit because ancient priests were obsessed with little boy penis
>>27596028
found the male jew
>>27596028
look up 'smegma' babe
I can see clearly now.
There is a god.
>>27595959
Share with me your newfound wisdom
>>27595991
The veil has been lifted. It's beautiful. I don't understand it and i don't care to understand.
This is a godsend
So are you gonna repent now and be a good boy and join our club anon? o5r you are being a sarcastic faggot.
>getting clothes online
>want to order panties from the same site im getting everything off of
>afraid that it will show up on my moms credit card, as i am buying these with GBP
how do i go about this?
Just kill yourself instead
>>27595925
sounds like killing yourself will solve all your problems
if you actually are above 18 though i highly reccomend you ask your parents to drive you to the bank and set up your own account
>>27595925
Don't buy the panties. You could always go buy them from a store or shoplift them.
Ok so i have a serious question. what are things people do who have deep psychopathic problems? i'm talking about like murderers and people with a disturbed mentality. I was talking to my friend while eating chips and i said that chips are better if you lick the dust off first and then eat the chip. he started talking about how thats a trait of someone who has deep underlying issues. Is that true? is there any other ways you can tell if someone is? he also said psychos carry knives around which is something i do as well. but its more of a protection thing. i don't...
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You think your friend has a PhD in psychology or more likely an idiot? Which do you think it is?
>>27595910
well i mean its not entirely that its just got me thinking. there has to be some things that people do differently.
>>27595937
i think he said that because eating chips like that is fuckin gross, so therefore something is wrong with you
Who /on probation/ here?
you were dumb and got caught eh?
>>27595859
>getting caught
>getting caught and leaving behind credible witnesses or evidence.
>getting caught and not having a good lawyer.
>getting caught, getting scared, and then confessing.
>>27595867
schizophrenic assault rampage. thought there were forces against me
it was basically reefer madness for real