summarize your life in one sentence.
i have an unhealthy internet obsession and I hide behind multiple layer of ironic humor to masquerade the fact that I have crippling depression
oops I did something wrong again
Too pussy to an hero, but still drunk enough to know i want to die.
Lazy coward blames world for his lack of success at becoming a functional human being.
https://youtu.be/qX-YfuVQmX8
Carl said it best.
>>27596856
sauce on that tbqh
I can't get anyone I actually like to give a genuine shit about me no matter how hard I try and I can't give a shit about the people who actually do.
>>27596856
source please, i need this.
>>27596856
Sitting in my room alone
slowly but surely making sure I spend the rest of my life alone and miserable.
>>27596856
"Well, at least he tried."
What is the point of trying in anything when i would rather be dead
>>27596856
everyone likes me but i hate everyone
I'm wealthy,handsome,tall, and nothing is hard for me why am I unhappy?
>>27596916
If you acknowledge the fact that you're a lazy coward, doesn't that mean you don't blame the world, but place the blame on yourself where it belongs?
I'm a self loathing piece of filth like you, but I place some pride in the fact that I know I have no one to blame but myself for how shit my life is. At least you're not one of those pathetic fucks who blames "muh genetics" or "normies" for everything.
>>27597083
You're not as wealthy as you think.
people are over but i need to pee
spilled spaghetti
I like computers because I don't get dates
I'm going to kill myself one of these days my nigga
I'm going to hell and my only regret is I didn't go sooner.
>>27596856
>summarize your life in one sentence.
I miss her.
>>27596856
WHY DOES EVERYTHING I DO SUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Oh right, the thing in common with everything I do is me.
Lazy coward continues to put off hard work and growing up.
I'm going to kill myself before I became cicada
>>27596856
my life is probably the most awful and depressing thing ever; I often have a hard time thinking about the future, you could even say I'm scared of it, because of my crippling social anxiety and they way I have a hard time interacting with society, thus making it impossible to string a single grammatically correct sentence together without sounding like an autistic degenerate retard.
>>27596874
hmmmmmmmmmm sounds familiar
>>27597083
Alpha you said you would let me stay in your shed can I still do that?
"The sadness will last forever."
ORIGINAL
My life is a big fat MESS.
JUST.bloxbloxblox
i type with on my computer while jacking my cock
an autistic guy who never belonged anywhere so he lived in his head.
Fuck.
ORGINAL COMENT
I'm just trying to try, but I don't know how.
I view investing effort or emotion into anything long-term as a potential waste of resources due to the likely possibility of me killing myself at any given waking moment
I only need one word.
"meh."
It wasn't worth it.
>>27600215
Fuck, what was she from, she's familiar
Heavy is the head that wears the crown
My dick will fuck your shit up, faggot
I'm going to clean my room and get a job tomorrow.
Desperate for change to scared to make it happen.
>>27596856
no motivation and confidence
I tried so hard and got so far,but in the end it doesn't even matter.
That's basically how my life is.
>>27597099
well, like it or not we all operate in systems. normies tend to think those systems work ok or even if they don't - don't do anything about it + they are usually dealt a good hand so why bother, right.
Now, none of the things above deserve blaming yourself. In fact blaming anyone including yourself is more or less pointless. Discovering and isolating problems and solving them is, I believe, the only thing that makes sense. From this point one could choose to be passive or active about it.
>>27600284
Camren Bicondova. Most people would judge the amount of pics I have of her as worrying, but I can't live without passion
I'm told I should be proud for doing all I've done in life for being so young but I feel no pride.
>>27596856
>People without hope, drive or vision looking to coast through life and scurry through the path of least existence as they look for any sort of stimulation that doesn't require any effort, be it mental or physical.
This
I'm lonely, and my apartment is always cold.
>>27600638
What have you done anon? I get told this too. I can't measure well.
>>27596856
i will do better: one word
> mistake
>>27596856
What am I doing with my life
Originale
>>27596856
I just got off the phone not five minutes ago with this cute sounding australian girl who called herself Sheila when I asked that randomly got my number while trying to call someone else, I can't stop thinking about her.
>>27600752
I was basically left homeless at 21 and got an apartment after spending four months leeching off of my friend via sleeping at his place. I've held the apartment down for close to two years now, I work full time with benefits, I'm almost done with college fully (associate's and tech support certificate with certification studying after for A+), and I'm going to buy a new car on my own without a cosigner.
Currently 23. Not from a rich family at all. Dealt with an abusive ex who'd con me out of money by threatening herself with suicide, self harm and prostitution.
>>27596856
been to lazy to do anything other than ironic shiposting and trolling that has almost reached a point of non irony
help me
>>27600805
That's really quite the achievement anon. It's not a small thing. It's definitively far better than I've done. Being a guy who grew up with rich parents who didn't teach me jack shit about anything and still managed to get illegal employment at a software company at 16. Been promoted since and make a rather substantial pay.
Didn't finish high-school, waste of time really.
>>27600911
>far better
How? You've had an easier life. A more successful one at that. Hardship matters to literally no one outside of telling a sob story. You can learn what I've learned without being fucked over by it, and without the usually associated stress. You basically never had to even try beyond the bare minimum of expectations.
>>27600911
>Far better than I've done
>subtle brag about being rich and having everything given to you
kek
source or i kill myself
>>27600933
Well pride is an irrational response to achievement. It's simply what we get when we've done something we consider good. It doesn't make any real sense to be proud of something other than to encourage further development.
>You basically never had to even try beyond the bare minimum of expectations.
I wouldn't say that. Perhaps I didn't explain myself well. I've been alone since 6 years old and left to my own devices completely. They literally didn't give a shit. I know other people in similar situations. Parents do the bare minimum and ignored me completely aside from telling me stuff like that I'm bothering them or yelling at me when I wanted attention. They're focused on other things, not sure why they wanted a child. It's that background. They provided for me, sure, but that's pretty normal stuff. Most of us don't go hungry at home. And the company that hired me actually took that risk because I'm good at what I do. When people know that story they say I should be proud. I'm saying that your achievements are far more earned than mine still.
And generally when people say that they also mean you have potential to be a lot better. Which you obviously do, you can struggle through hardship. It's more of a compliment to that side of you than where you are really.
>>27600949
Not intended.
Waste and confusion.
>>27601015
What I'm saying is that most rich kids who are ignored turn out like shit. Jessie Pinkman is based on my life in some way. Though with relatively good parents.
>>27601029
I suppose. Though I can't say my parents were much better; I could have gotten a Bachelor's without paying tuition via VA benefits if my old man didn't hang them over my head. Rather than kiss his ass I told him to shove off and haven't talked to him since.
My mom basically abandoned me about two or so years ago when I went homeless. Even put down the rescue dog I had for years...while demanding that I pay for it. Only later did she say she instead put her up for adoption. I doubt it.
If your parents were as basic/selfish as mine, the only difference is that you never had to deal with being left alone and told "I got mine, where's yours?". You had more resources, regardless of if mammy and pop were good.
>>27600972
Oni chinchin
Held back emotionally and romantically by insecurity but still feels immense jealousy and rage towards happy people
Also dicke and balls
I JUST KEEP LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN
this guy had to be built
otherwise im sure some of the older gentleman wouldnt have a problem fucking him up
>>27601107
I'm not trying to compete anon. I'm just saying that I wouldn't consider it "never even had to try".
Just take the damn compliment as I explained that it is anon.
>>27601215
>take the damn compliment
Never. Never ever.
>>27601251
I wish I could force you anon.
"you don't exist therefore i can take a shit on your face and you should thank me for it "
after a while27 yearsI started getting sick of it tho. now, i won't be bothered if you can't actually care for me
>>27601308
Never.
Plus compliments make me feel awkward.
>>27596856
The longer I live, less I give a fuck; the less I give a fuck, the better I live.
I want to die a lot for a long time and I'm pretty sure I have AvPD and I hate myself.
>>27596856
Just another zero-sum game.
Self hating faggot who doesn't an hero cause he doesn't want to hurt the two people who care about him
It's disappointment and failure after another but yet I refuse to give up.
Ex robot turned normie still struggles in social endeavors
>>27602408
L-London? Originalfaggotblox
a pendulum perpetually swinging between shitposting and porn, powered by spite and depression
comment of originality confirmation
I wish I had the strength to remove myself from my current environment and eventually make real money.
I really want to create something original, but I've only ever learned how to think computationally.
>>27603745
What's the current environment?
>>27602593
Nice imagery anon
>>27601116
classic issues, good representation of the whole community
>>27604169
4chan
my current major
the city that I live in
my job-less life
the mental issues that plague me
the lack of friends
Some games you cant win, because you play against you.
>>27604233
Would it be a big deal to change major?
>>27604233
depresion is a meme you fuckin dip
I've suffered enough.
>>27596856
a never-ending roller coaster of mediocre thrills and shitty days filled with depression.
i'm a bit too far to kill myself
>>27604472
maybe, I've already done it twice before, I have student debts, and I don't want to disappoint my parents and myself by being wish-washy and a useless sack of shit. I'd probably even have to move back home for it, and I'm 24 years old.
I thought this one was the right for me, but I'm not certain that I possess the right qualities to do this kind of workHS teacher
>>27604495
yeah sure
I am a lacy piece of shit who is afraid of failures so that he doesn't try anything.
>>27596952
>>27596981
>>27600972
This is in the Oni Chichi series, one of the earlier episodes I think
The light inside is broken, but I still work.
>>27606146
should be the /r9k/ slogan
>>27600614
she's very pretty. as long as the pics aren't illegal it doesn't matter senpai. having a waifu can be healthy. when I had one, I often felt more positive about life.
i've tried so hard and got this far in the end it doesnt even matter
>>27596856
Undisputed superiority amongst all life forms.
i have disclosed the method to build a cheap and simple shot gun to many anons so that they can more easily end their own lives.
Not as bad as kids in Africa but by first world standards kinda pathetic
I'm standing at the edge, looking in the abyss, unable to see the ground, and hesitate to jump down, yet when I look backwards, I see that I started descending long ago.
>>27596856
I have no fucking idea of what I'm doing.
>>27600805
you sound like a really lucky guy desu having friends willing to support you like that and even being able to go to college
got an ex gf and everything really just a super lucky guy
>>27596985
this
original comment is fucking original
I have no way to cope with my depression because I am a poor NEET with crippling social retardation which disqualifies my chance at getting better at life.
the world doesn't really care about me and I don't really care about it.
>>27596856
There was something here.
Full of autism and loneliness, signifying nothing.
>>27596856
I'm surprised I haven't died of alcohol poisoning yet
My spittings dirty wollah
>>27608805
Can you send that method to me now, please m8
I will die with tons of regrets
Things are getting better for me in life, the next stage in Exultant Apotheosis is marching forward at a fair pace.
Too broken to live, too stubborn to die
alternatively, just pass me down that bottle.
I have recieved ever advantage possible and yet I am still a complete failure. I go to sleep hoping I won't wake up.
>Indecisive about my life decisions, only to end up picking the wrong answer anyway.
op that gif is hot as fuck
i was lost and i'm still lost
I'm not a functioning human being and am a genetic failure in every aspect
>>27596856
A seemingly calm guy on a suicidal ride through his shitty life, only question in head being: "what the fuck am I even doing?".
Failed Chad, who now falls into depression when thinking about how much he fucked up with girls who liked him
I don't know what's going on.
>>27596856
A yuge accident.
Y-YAMERO!
There isn't one aspect of my life I can say is fair.
The optimistic, motivated, enthusiastic voice in my head versus the pessimistic, self loathing, suicidal voice in my head.
(The optimistic voice is losing the fight.)
>>27596856
Better than it was before but I'm waiting for the next downfall.
He lived his whole life waiting for his life to begin.
i-i guess i will find a reason to live for soon ;) *Drinks until i pass out
>>27597145
i need to pee but people are over
"Maybe he's not completely useless. There are jobs like sewage cleaner or garbage man."
I am confused, but have to make a choice.
Feminine boy starts hormones, ends up being incapable of doing anything
Everyone whom I've ever cared about has either died or left - the only thing keeping me from rinsing with some 30cal mouthwash is a sense of spite and an emotional need to get back at the people who have hurt me.
He wants to be remembered for some forgettable reason.
ITLL GET BETTER SOON
ITLL GET BETTER SOON
ITLL GET BETTER SOON
Local man baffles scientists with uncanny inability to retain spaghetti in social situations.
More news at 11.
I've got this burning like my veins are filled with nothing but gasoline, and with a spark its gonna be the biggest they've ever seen.
Almost "Job's life" after high-school.
>Be 20
>No friends all male school.
>Myopia after HS
>Developed Psoriasis/Neurodermatitis (Developed Dandruff earlier I think)
>Fat after HS (Sedentary LS)
>Need to work after HS just cause senpai wanted so (and didn't need to)
>Drop out
>Senpai. Divorce, need to support Mom( no work) , little sis (16) and brother (another shitty job)
>Possibly late onset ADD (Hyperfocus) AND Dyslexia (Not diagnosed yet)
>Depression due to being a drop out and a shitty job
>Change from Dev to QA (;_;) because lol self-improve without an actual responsibility small company
>Be Omega in workgroup (QA Dept. and Dev) , get shit-talked (good thing I have a thick skin) and worst project, still work hard as fuck
>Be Omega in family situations, sister treats you like shit,indifferent but cool brother
>Sister and Brother gets a better paying job than you; Mom is sick
>Might have developed ED due to Pr0n/fapping.
>Be almost 28 and still have hope that things will get better.
In college doing heroin, waiting for trump to make America great again or participate in the happening.
I unintentionally go out of my way to embarrass myself.
>>27598604
Sure you're going to have to find you way to New York.
One foot in front of the other.
completely addicted toold schoolrunescape
My wallpaper, helps me deal with life.
Suicide at 26
unremarkable
but with original comments tbqh
>>27596856
Blessed with everything but is useless,everything is
nervous mess
>>27596856
Everyone has a role to play, and mine a sad one.
Mistakes were made and no attempts to fix shit were put in before time moved on.
Alternatively: The antagonist of his own story.
Comfy, but boring. Hopefully it'll become more interesting when I leave the suburbs and move to a new city next year.
Try to have as much fun as you can while making sure the people you love are having as much fun as you're having!
Or
And remember, god damn it, you've got to be kind!
>>27596856
Autism really ruins everything.
I just want to die. kappa commento originale
>>27607921
eh, with the amount of unemployed dudes here I dunno about that one
