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I can see clearly now. There is a god.
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I can see clearly now.

There is a god.
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>>27595959
Share with me your newfound wisdom
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>>27595991
The veil has been lifted. It's beautiful. I don't understand it and i don't care to understand.

This is a godsend
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So are you gonna repent now and be a good boy and join our club anon? o5r you are being a sarcastic faggot.
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>>27596118
i've already been forgiven. the slate has been wiped clean.

i'm here to have fun for a little while then i'm going somewhere else.
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You sound like one of those insane people out of dead space, or any religious person, for that matter.
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>>27596236
If you are still here in this plane of existence, then you are not done yet.
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>>27596265
i was insane for the longest time without knowing it. i'm free at last. it's smooth sailing from here on out.

>>27596283
i know. now that the cat's out of the bag i don't have to worry about anything.
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I don't understand. Don't you feel euphoric?
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>>27596345
Have you talked to Him? Isn't His voice like a blessing?
I always do some sacrifice sometimes, for no reason. That makes Him really happy.
He gives me everything I want, so I am kinda spoiled. But only after I asked Him to train me, so it wasn't easy.
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>tfw no clarity of mind
Share your secrets, my Master.
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>>27596387
i feel fresh out of the womb. not a care in the world.

life is like an rpg and i'm exploring everything for the first time

i had more fun today than i've had in the last 5 years.
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>>27596416
I've only known Him for a couple days. He's been very generous. He's already taught me a couple of neat tricks.
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>>27596452
>life is liek an rpg
My exact thoughts.
Is like you can level and control your stats at will now that He granted you that ability.
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I know how you feel. Isn't it great? There's nothing in the world that I'm obligated to have a stake in. It's wonderful.
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>>27596445
there are no secrets. this is it. have you taken a good look lately?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LHPRbEAxy4
If you haven't seen it yet, then you still have work to do.
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>>27596634
i have a mental block
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>>27596579
There's a lot more I can work with now. The possibilities are endless.

>>27596622
Best of all you can jus b urself and pay attention to what's going on around you. The thought of being in public no longer makes my skin crawl. It's as simple as being alone in my room.
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Mental illness

/thread
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>>27596809
Like controlling matter and what hapens? Yeah. However, I think that's overpowered, so I just let Him do that.
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>>27596834
Who is it that can say who is sane and insane in a world without truth or meaning? Doctors can only gauge a persons anguish or despair. They can't even do that if the patient isn't being open about how they feel.

You're in no position to judge anyone because you know nothing about why these things happen or how to prevent them. You only see those who are suffering because the world they perceive and the world they exist in are different.
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>>27596847
I haven't been able to do that. He taught me how to leave my body and traverse the plane.
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>>27596834
Probably just a demon possession.
They always say the chosen ones are crazy to deceive the rest of the population.
The media wants to hide the truth at all costs because if everybody believed in God, then nobody would join the bad guys in the final battle, which is coming pretty soon.
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>>27596934
That I could do way earlier for some reason.
I could travel around the world seeing everything consciously.
But I didn't like it much. Felt like I was chained to my body still.
Haven't tried again.
I just want to finish my job here so I can move on. _I want to go back home, but they tell me I can just enjoy what I have and wait patiently.
It is just so hard to do when you have seen the other side, this plane of existence feels so ugly and horrible in comparison, at least until it is fixed.
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>>27596936
Final battle you say?
The universe exists in perfect harmony. Opposites complement one another. Why would they want to destroy each other?
The great other would never allow your puny deities to wreak havoc on earth. It would disturb the balance.
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>>27597033
Of course the "devil" won't be destroyed. To keep balance, He will just be imprisoned forever.
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>>27595959
I'm glad you're happy.
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>>27596936
What makes you think the final battle is coming pretty soon?

Everyone always thinks it's happening within their lifetime. Then they die.
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>>27596834
>pretending he knows the secrets of the universe
>not knowing what /thread signifies

Bye bye le Reddit
Don't forget to tip your fedora on the way out
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I want whatever OP is smoking

originality
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>>27597135
>During those days people will seek death but will not find it; they will long to die, but death will elude them.
>and cursed the God of heaven because of their pains and their sores, but they refused to repent of what they had done.
Yes, the end will last very long apparently.
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GOD SAYS NEVER TAKE ACID AGAIN AND START TO DO YOGA SO YOU CAN RELEASE THE SAME CHEMICALS IN YOUR BRAIN THAT ALLOWS YOU TO COMMUNE WITH GOD

KIND REGARDS GOD SPEAKING THROUGH ANOTHER TRAINEE RETARD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAD53Ka9AOQ
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>>27597288
The jokes on you drug fags
I never did any yoga nor any acid and I still saw the promised city
But, hey can't blame you.
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>>27597171
>claiming to have overnight knowledge of a god

Pretty sure that delusion is a symptom of several mental ilnesses
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>>27597336
Dang that's cyberbullying
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>>27596283
This is the only plane of existence. Humans can't comprehend non-being, but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist. When your neurons stop firing, so do you.
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>>27597362
Oh I remember when all I saw in my dremas was nothing when I died.
>You feel it too don't you?
Then I searched for the truth and here I am. I know that you won't believe no matter what. But it is ok.
I know what I have seen and I am ready to go anytime.
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>>27595959
>There is a god
>But he's not all powerful or all knowing
>And is kind of a dick
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>>27597960
>and cursed the God of heaven because of their pains and their sores, but they refused to repent of what they had done.
Thanks for making the scripture true.
>It is all God's fault, but I DIDN DU NUTHIN
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>>27598073
I never said I did nothing wrong cunt. All I said is that god is kind of a dick if you bother reading the bible, and time and time again he kind of shows that he's a complete doofus who doesn't know what he's doing half the time. But of course can't be critical or treat him as something worthy of praise, he might strike me down with boils and the plague. ;^)
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God is inside us and we are inside god. How has this not been obvious i knew this since i first heard about god.
Did you think we randomly came into this world? lol
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>>27598138
If He doesn't know what He is doing then why I am perfectly trained and I have everything I could ever ask for?
LOL COINCIDENCES rite
But whatever. keep thinking whatever you want to believe. The universe is so perfectly planned that everything falls into place eventually, including you.
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>>27598205
>If He doesn't know what He is doing then why I am perfectly trained and I have everything I could ever ask for?
Do me a favor and don't identify yourself as a christian in public. You'd just be giving it a bad rap with moronic shit like that.
>The universe is so perfectly planned that everything falls into place eventually, including you
OH MY GOD I NEVER FUCKING SAID I DON'T BELIEVE IN HIM OR THINK HE DOESN'T EXIST
Go back to school because you need to get some fucking reading comprehension.
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>>27596532

who?

originalkekdesu
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>>27596416
Stop being edgy
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>>27595959
>>27596452
>>27596532
Please talk about your epiphany and the days since.
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>>27599056
Also, what led you to your turning point? Are you sure this bliss will last?

I experienced something similar a few years ago, I was rock bottom and a switch in my brain just flipped. However I've regressed since then, and probably am in a worse state mentally/physically than before. Trying to find my way again. I want to believe.
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I first thought OP was trolling because this is a robot board after all, but now I'm not so sure.
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