lets have another one of these
Post retail stories, retarded customers, shitty managers, etc
old story but
>get McKek job
>have to work with fat loud nigress
>obnoxious screaming all day
>sings along with the music loudly
>constantly makes fart jokes
>burps openly
>"YALL NIGGAS BE RACIST"
>>27976634
Worked at starcucks for a few years, have some wild stories about coworkers.
One negress, who only lasted about 2 months, couldnt even get through the training for making drinks she was so retarded.
She would fake being sick AT work to get out of going to work, talked about how, because she was three kids, the gubment gives her enough money to not need this job. She would go so far as to stick her hand down her throat to throw up just to get to go home.
She quit and became a sort of nurse or dental assistant,...
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>>27976634
>work at clothing store
>woman comes up to me
>"...um this dress has a broken zipper you shouldnt be selling it"
>thats why its on sale ma'am
>"i want one without a broken zipper!!"
>we have plenty, but theyre full price
>"I WANT ONE FOR THIS PRICE. DONT YOU HAVE ONE...
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>>27976843
>"you don't know what you're talking about"
Oooooo I'd have punched that bitch.
>click body of water
>fucking stupid animation takes 1 second to disappear
>it ends
>it gets replaced with another body of water
>click again
>another body of water
>captcha takes longer than the post itself to do
WHOSE FUCKING IDEA WAS THIS PIECE OF SHIT CAPTCHA REEEEEEEE
WHO DO THESE FUCKING HIPSTER FAGGOTS AT GOOGLE THINK THEY ARE
>>27976623
Whenever that shit happens I just reload the page, it doesn't even work.
>>27976623
Just use legacy captcha you dumb cuck
They need to be fired and sent directly to hell desu. They're actually just making things more and more tedious for humans to do, while getting slave labor to train their AI to recognize images out of it.
stopping bots from posting is only a cover
>he wears a digital watch
>he wears an analog watch
is this you in the picture I am posting right now?
>Wearing a wrist fedora
You dont look classy, you look autistic
>>27976559
wearing a watch in 2016 is mlp shirt tier
>2010
>/r9k/ full of people that migrated from /b/
>Decent threads about original things.
>Community supported each other
>/r9k/ vs. the world.
>2016
>/r9k/ full of cucks and redditors bickering between themselves.
>HURR DURR STACY HURR DURR BOIPUS
>Not discussing why the rest of the world...
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Shills and blackhats and histrionic/borderline people with little online irc groups playing babbys first social engineer.
There's new 4chans out there but they have to stay underground. Try smaller chan sites and from there get onto IRC to find the pockets of the sane people.
>>27976563
cripple chan is dying tho
>>27976540
normies and reddit took over this board
>tfw no cutie asian big-titted harem of concubine cum sluts
just kill me now desu
how would one achive a big titted jap fuckbuddy anyway...
britfag here, is it possible?
i would cum inside her so many times
JUST
Do you hate attractive people?
No but they hate me
no
they're still disgusting 3D so I'm not even that jealous
>>27976498
Well at least she admits it, shit.
I'm not bad looking but babbyface on a 23 year old kills it for me.
Who else gets deja vu at least once a week?
Is something fucking my shit up?
>>27976491
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>>27976511
What was that guy even upset about?
>>27977163
His mom overcooked his tendies
>tfw slowly losing it because of no hobby, social isolation and being a NEET for 5+ years
>>27976380
Just bingewatch tv shows like the rest of us.
If you're too far from normiehood that you can't get into something like The Sopranos or Seinfeld, then there's the wonderful autistic world of anime to explore. If you can't get into that I don't know what else there is for you do to.
You can get into books, but most of 4chan is dumb and can't read, so I'm just assuming you're dumb and can't read.
So what's to keep you from taking up a hobby?
>>27976380
Then get a hobby, get out of social isolation and stop being a NEET?
Here I'll make a starter pack for you
>Hiking
>Play a few pickup games at your local YMCA
>Apply for jobs
The only thing getting in the way of your happiness is you, you dumb fuck,
I have the worst toothache I've ever had but am deathly afraid of the dentist, what should I do?
>>27976304
It will pass hopefully how long has it been hurting?
>>27976315
just started yesterday, for some reason it has spread to teeth around it and the gums and my upper lip
Suck it up and go. The problem will only get worse. In the end you'll have an infected tooth or abscess that really will require a dentist. If the infection gets bad enough it'll spread to your heart and you'll die.
have you witnessed bullying AT WORK?
>at work
what?
>asking people from /r9k/ if they have a job
>>27976220
sauce regardless if boy or grill
>23 yr old neet
>parents are sick of my shit and soon kicking me out
>sick of watching cartoons and fapping all day but don't have the drive to change it
Motivate me to fix my life r9k.
Killing yourself is the only permanent fix.
>>27976189
i'm keeping this only as a last resort
>>27976182
killing yourself is cheap, easy, and you'll get out of so much shit later on in life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFcCClozd5k
Eliza is streaming, RAID.
is that the chick that's obsessed with her step dad's cock?
>>27976174
>>27976216
why would she come to r9k of all places? what's the purpose of this shilling?
Eliza is cool. I think she removed her wishlist though? I wanna buy her something on 4/20
going to meet with some lady today with my dad today to talk about a plan for me.
tell me it'll be okay robots
A plan for what?
It's going To be more painful than you could ever imagine
>>27976109
underage pls go >>/away/
Tell us two things about yourself.
One is true and one isfalse. We guess what is false.
I will start
>I have a mansion in Africa with underage housemaids and armed guards
>I listen to country and believe it's the greatest genre ever
>>27976088
>and armed guards
I'm a armed guard, can you hire me?
>>27976088
There is a regular poster here who loves country, so I should assume the mansion one is true but.
That Somali guy, I think it's you.
>>27976088
the second one cannot possibly be true so the first one must be real
Would you rather marry someone you're unsure about or spend the rest of your life alone?
spend the rest of my life alone
I'd rather spend the rest of my life alone. Marriage is a huge responsibility with terrible consequences for divorce. And I plan on living forever. I'd rather never marry, but only date in a commited relationship.
>>27976104
Who's going to date you forever