Do people actually like BBC ("big black cocks")?
I much prefer BWC - big white cock.
I want to be owned by a white bear daddy who will breed my Latino boipussy and who'll make me his little 'pet'. I want him to call me "spic" and "wetback" as he fucks me, and who will make me beg for his white seed.
>>28022851
black men are fucking disgusting and they all have stds
white men are always a better choice, whether you're gay or straight
>>28022851
Nigger penises just look like turds, white penises are much more aesthetic.
quality post oh pee
>Be in biology class
>trying to disgust normalfags(haven't showered since sunday, force farts, pick snot and wipe it on diary )
>normie next to me too polite to say anything about the farts
>constantly eye hot girl(summer so girls dont cover up, can see bra sometimes) who sits in front of me on the left, facing the right of me.
>burp
>she looks at me with genuine disgust and says "Ewwwwww"...
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Dying alone must feel good.
>>28022890
It does honestly.
Why would anybody want their dead body to burden someone they care about. I'd much rather have my bloated maggot-infested corpse discovered by some poor sap I could care less about. It would be one last devilish act.
>>28022774
That's self-deprecation. You know you're only harming yourself right?
Why are black people considered "black" if none of them have actual black colored skin? They're all shades of brown.
Could ask the same about white people as well.
Because their souls are black.
>>28022753
White elites just wanted a unifying word to race bate and easily categorize.
>>28022791
>implying they have souls
Robots, I think I have found our way out of the nightmare.
Joining the mormon church.
Yes you would have to play the role of a non-athiest, but I am thinking it might be worth it. They seem to be pretty accepting, loving and non-degenerate on the face of it. They abstain from caffeine and alcohol (I already do this), abstain from porn (I will keep it secret), abstain from sex before marriage (IM ALREADY ON THIS FUCKING TRAIN). And best of all, there are thousands of girls in the mormon church (virgin im sure) just waiting for someone inside the church to marry...
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Also, post mormon QTs we could marry:
https://www.mormon.org/me/j9dr
If you're going to join a cult at least join a cool one that does LSD and has sex parties.
>>28022777
This is for people who strive for the non-degenerate lifestyle.
If you want to catch HIV from dirty roasties fuck off elsewhere.
>super qt starts working at the cafe near my office
>I spend literally months trying to find the courage to talk to her
>eventually I manage to do it (while half-drunk)
>talk for a good hour about her... her, her... her
>"I don't have male friends"
>"I don't ever stay home lol I'm always partying"
>"I still see my ex boyfriend...
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>>28022592
pls pls respond I need robot contact
I forgot
>"I go out dancing every night "
>>28022592
dude, seriously, i don't care how cute this girl is, she ain't worth this all this shit. trust me, i've been there. get over her and move on.
>>28022592
So, ask to come along when she goes clubbing. She has friends and being seen with a group of hot girls makes you more attractive to other women. You are an autist who can grasp and capitalize on social dynamics. You are literally as emotionally stunted as a Disney princess
I need on hand experience on water only body hygiene.
Does this shit work? Do you smell better? Did your skin improve? Does your natural body odor have a positive effect on the opposite gender?
Im mostly "inspired" by this because of the legendary "ball sweat guy" post here, years ago. Did this guy ever come back?
>>28022517
Is soap too expensive or something, faggot.
I read on Dr.Mercolas website that he basically only uses soap for hands and groin
id say you definitly want to wash your groin, i believe you will get a fungal infection or some other shit if you dont have that shit clean
as for the rest of your body, the theory is soap is just washing off your natural sebum, same thing with washing your hair too often, just reducing the quality of your hair
stay dirty my friends
Y'all motherfuckas need soap/bodywash/shampoo/conditioner/jesus
I need to shower at least once a day because i have fairly oily skin and hair (thank god im not a fucking italian tho) i use either bodywash or dove soap for my body, and a 2in1 shampoo/conditioner
Dove soap is good because it doesnt dry out your skin
2in1 conditioner is also good because shampoo will fuck up your hair if you dont use conditioner with it. But i only wash my hair with it every other day, the off days i just use water.
For body hair, which i have a lot of and am a hairy motherfucker,...
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Which one do you think gives better head: left or right?
>>28022449
right = more skill/experience
left = more passion but less skill
>>28022486
And how did you come to that conclusion?
>>28022536
from their faces
Fembots, does it bother you that the guy you like had multiple girls wrap their mouths, vaginas and anuses over his dick, take his load and smeare their vaginal juices all over his face?
>>28022427
pathetic attempt at trying to convince femanons that male virgins are better
Lol no it does the opposite of that. Men and women are different lad.
>>28022427
no a fembot but it DOES NOT bother them
in fact, it's considered weird if that HASN'T happened
even if you don't know me, you're part my game, little puppet.
>>28022370
t. edgy ENTJ
catch me ohpee
>>28022370
hope youre having fun anon
Real depression is a meme. Depression is just being sad.
>you are 10 years old and both your parents die, you are sad not depressed because of chemicals in your head
>you are 1/10 ugly and are sad because you wont attract a female, you are not depressed because you show signs of insecurity
>you are 30 years old without high school and no job experience, you are feeling bad because you know your life is basically over, you are not depressed because you show signs of hopelessness
"Depression"...
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>>28022314
Don't you feel like a genius now?
Except you sound like those mothers on twitter and FB who spam that vaccines cause autism without having any biological background, let alone scientific.
Just because you think something, doesn't mean that's how it is.
You can "feel sad" for no reason, if the "chemicals" you so speak about are fucked in your head.
I don't endorse what you call "happy pills", but it is a very very old disease, going all...
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>>28022314
If you honestly think you're right then you might be retarded
>a cretin on r9k thinks he has solved depression
>youtube.com/watch?v=VbmopouFaqQ
I always wondered how people fapped to asmr.
Not anymore
this shit is so pathetic
call it something else you ain't getting fuckin asmr from these retarded videos
>>28022630
You get a raging hard on though.
This shit is an exceptional simulation of an irl blowjob. POV porn videos don't even come close
jellybean is shit tier asmr-fu
cosmictingles is top tier asmr-fu
should asian women be made the property of white men?
>>28022249
They prefer anyone who isn't asian
>>28022249
yes
original cement, gookmoot.
>>28022271
Not true they hate niggers, generally speaking.
What'd you do for hapiness?
Would you steal? Would you break up a couple? Would you kill?
How far would you go?
What line wouldn't you cross?
Anything. Literally anything.
i would give up every single fucking videogame i own, i would get in the shower and cut the bottom of my man boobs open with a sharp knife and rip out all of the fat i had inside of them. i woudl cut open the bottom of my stomache right where it ends and let everything fall out for a quick few moments of skinny glory while i bleed out and die. I would happily starve myself to death, i would give up my personality and become a normie i would DO ANYTHING to get laid by the opposite sex, i would do ANYTHING for a girl to like me. i would do ANYTHING to make more money and live...
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I don't think I would do anything at all
That's just as bad, isn't it?
Will /r9k/ be a good Christian man?
>single mom of three
Nope, nope and NOOOOPE
>>28022189
>single mom of three
>26
wew
>>28022189
The worst part is that she will find a lonely betacuck to provide for her and her sluttiness
>there's a new girl at work that you fancy, you small-talk with her a few times - she's nice to you, but you don't expect anything from it
>today at dinner break at work (there's a lot of people in the cafteria) you look at her ass
>this older hehe funny guy notices that and says out loud "do you fancy the girl?"; "yes"; "why don't u sit closer to her" - laughter starts
>confused, dunno what to say, burst red on face - at this point don't know what else they were saying
I kinda came to terms with that, but now those jackasses who are age of my father told me that they are going to try get me a date with her and what that means it that they gonna make very uncomfortable remarks in her presence and all the other people
what am i supposed to do, I cannot talk back to people, I'm not talkative nor socially adapted - I've always tried to stay away from other people's problems, so they don't bother me, but it seems like aloof types like me are fucked for life; if I cannot fight back verbally then when they break my treshold i may just assault them and I don't really want to happen, because it'll make me the psycho among the people
This is why you always deny, deny, deny when someone asks you if you like someone else.
>>28022199
they could've said
>lol are you a fag
i showed that i wasn't afraid what i feel, didn't i
>>28022171
>Don't expect anything from it
Well theres your fucking problem. Do you actually kinda like her?
Why not let these guys help you out? Maybe you can actually get a relationship out if this.