OUR WAY OUT
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Robots, I think I have found our way out of the nightmare.
Joining the mormon church.
Yes you would have to play the role of a non-athiest, but I am thinking it might be worth it. They seem to be pretty accepting, loving and non-degenerate on the face of it. They abstain from caffeine and alcohol (I already do this), abstain from porn (I will keep it secret), abstain from sex before marriage (IM ALREADY ON THIS FUCKING TRAIN). And best of all, there are thousands of girls in the mormon church (virgin im sure) just waiting for someone inside the church to marry them. THERE ARENT ENOUGH CHADS TO GO AROUND.
>Join church
>Immediately accepted into close-knit community
>Meet non-degenerate people your age
>Find QT wife
>Raise a QT family with the support of the church
>Robothood would just be a distant memory
Also, post mormon QTs we could marry:
https://www.mormon.org/me/j9dr
If you're going to join a cult at least join a cool one that does LSD and has sex parties.
>>28022777
This is for people who strive for the non-degenerate lifestyle.
If you want to catch HIV from dirty roasties fuck off elsewhere.
https://www.mormon.org/me/GRQM/Nicole
>>28022747
my psychologist was right....
there are church of shitology shills everywhere online.
>>28022777
Trips have spoken guis
https://www.mormon.org/me/G9P4/SavannahPaigeWright
>>28022747
I'm mormon. If you plan on joining and faking your way through please don't join, you'll drag us down.
If you really want to, get in contact with missionaries and go through the process. If you don't believe it, don't join.
>>28022832
I dont give a fuck about the church, I dont even believe in god
If you dont see the benefits of this for those trapped in robothood, you are a normie
>>28022899
im not degenerate and i live by the morals the church professes, i just dont believe in god and realise that its all bullshit
>>28022899
Is leaving easy enough if it doesnt work out?
>>28022917
Yeah, then you are being deceitful to your ward members and the qt's you want. They want to raise children with someone who really believes as strongly as they do, if you are willing to lie to them just to get married than you are a degenerate.
>>28022931
It's not difficult. You can just stop going or if you care enough you can call and have them remove your records. Not at all hard to leave, though they might pester you to come back.
>giving up basically anything remotely fun
>and also 10%-20% of your income forever
>to a whacky space god made up in upstate new york in recent history by someone who married a teenager as a grown ass man and later died in a gunfight he exchanged fire in
>>28022967
tell me, what would god rather me do:
- join the church as a non-believer and live according to its beliefs
OR
-live a totally godless degenerate lifestyle
>>28023071
>implying those are your only two choices
Why not live a non degenerate life without lying? Or making an effort to find God instead of writing it off so quickly.
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+15%3A8&version=KJV
>>28023021
>>giving up basically anything remotely fun
Coffee, alcohol and premarital sex? What else?
>>and also 10%-20% of your income forever
Oh, this is news to me. What about when you have no income?
I think this plan is only going to suit the true robots. Normies on this board have lives too good to see the benefits.
>>28022766
>I've always loved learning about different cultures. Now I get to do it while serving a mission for the LDS church
She's getting spitroasted by niggers as we speak.
>>28023110
If someone can tell me how to find god without some vague "oh he will let you know" bullshit, i would have found him
>>28023148
Get in contact with the missionaries. They'll teach you. There will be a day when they'll ask you to pray about it, and if you feel something when you do, dive in.
https://www.mormon.org/missionaries
>>28023136
doubt it, i knew a mormon kid in school and he was convinced without a doubt that god was watching him at all times
>>28022747
Also, FYI, it's a lot harder to get married in the church if you haven't served a two year mission.
>>28023197
>doubt it
She went to fucking FRANCE at age 16. Sorry to break it to you but she got MUH DIK'd.
>>28022747
Don't do it man. I was raised by Mormon parents. It will just add to your suffering.
>>28022899
Hello brother.
I'm curious, however, as a fellow protestant, how do you believe the crock of shit called the golden tablets?
Why would Christ come to the Americas?
>>28023412
>Why would Christ come to the Americas?
Why would he come to the kikes?
>>28023354
t. guy who knows nothing about missions
>>28023287
why? im pretty smart so im sure id be alrighty
>>28023412
We believe he visited other peoples and parts of the world between his death and resurrection. They were more miraculous type visits, aka blessing people for a short time and then leaving. He loves all his people, I guess, would be the answer to why.
I wasn't the 'kike' guy btw.
Just got a free book from some mormons on the street, I would become a mormon if it brings me qt wife
>>28023442
Serving is mission is sort of a right of passage into manhood in the church, in addition to growing you as a person it shows a lot of dedication and faith to sacrifice two years of your life to teach people. Mormon women like that, a lot, and there is a lot of pressure for men to serve, so it kinda raises red flags for them if you never did, I guess. I'm getting ready for mine, putting my papers in probably next week and then its off to wherever I'm called for two years.
Mormons are degenerate as fuck, have you never known any?
They put on a big show of morality and male dominance, but every Mormon friend I ever knew had a psycho ballbusting mom and a beta pussywhipped dad, and pretty much all of those guys are like 35 and single now because any decent woman packs up and leaves the church as soon as they're old enough to.
>>28023427
Where else would He go?
The Africans, Abos or the gooks didn't have their shit together.
The Roman empire or the Greek empire didn't exist.
Who then? The Assyrians? The Babylonians?
The Egyptian pagans?
The house of Israel was centrally located too.
Ham or Japheth could have carried on the record of the flood, but they didn't.
why would you want a super religious wife? she'll just tell the church leaders you lied and get you excommunicated or murdered or whatever mormons do
>>28023482
So He ministered in Israel for three years and then made guest appearances in the other tribes and nations of the Earth for a couple hours at a time.
I thought He was supposed to be in hell for those three days.
Why did Joesph Smith have to go treasure hunting for the golden tablets? Why wasn't the truth revealed unto him as it was to all the other prophets?
>>28022747
>embracing heresy for sex
>not degenerate
>>28023603
Sorry I think I was wrong about when he visited, I think it was after the resurrection.
https://rsc.byu.edu/archived/jerusalem-zarahemla-literary-and-historical-studies-book-mormon/when-did-jesus-visit
Joseph didn't go treasure hunting for them. I'm sure you're probably familiar with the story, but basically a long while after the vision in the grove, the angel Moroni appeared to him and told him where the plates were.
What is so different from the other prophets? I guess it was different because he translated something rather than write his own book, a la Isaiah or something, but the doctrine and covenants were revealed to him in a similar manner as the others.
>>28023603
Ey famalam I gotta go so I won't see if you reply, thanks for being civil though
>>28023934
Your welcome.
Hope you have a great day, Anon.
>>28023553
>The Roman empire [...] didn't exist.
Odd, I remember them being around in Jesus' story.
>>28024104
something about them trying to kill him or something? I forget if they succeeded or not
>>28022747
I've actually unironically considered this 2bh
>>28022747
nice try, you big mormon arsehole
>>28024474
No mormon would say the things that OP said about God. He even typed "God" in lower case.
>>28025062
not to mention they cant swear
