>you will never be this alpha
>you will never give up the NFL for the military
>you will never have a jaw line of the gods
>you will never die and become a hero
>>28055396
>hero
Getting accidentally shot by your own military isn't very heroic desu.
>>28055415
"""""accidentally""""" shot
aka killed by a jealous beta
>alpha
>gets shot
>dead
kek
>She isn't Asian
trashman.jpeg
where do I get a bed full of asian women like in this picture?
am i the only one who read that as anal sports
>tfw you will never shrink to the size of a bug so you can climb between the far-right girl's buttcheeks and repeatedly dry-hump her, then she starts farting in her sleep and it's a horror for you but you have to finish jerking it while fighting with her gigantic qtpie farts
>tfw you've tried everything but you dont even WANT anything
I thought the Buddha said eliminating desire eliminated suffering but I feel eternally bored and cant even imagine being happy
anybody else know this feel??
Tell us what you want but are too afraid to admit to yourself.
your problem is that you want not to be bored and want to be happy idiot
Buddha was a billionaire prince who needed to control his impoverished subjects.
Of course he would want them to think having nothing gives you magic powers.
yo pham
just wanted to say i got invited to a prom party and got a 7/10 date
suck my dick i'm not becoming one of you losers after all
Shut the fuck up you fucking highschool snot
>>28055307
i read that carls voice.
>>28055307
The fact that you care what we thinks puts you further below any of us than you could ever have imagined. See you later, you sorry excuse for a man.
Were you ever attracted to a family member before?
There is a fine line between overt attraction and desperate loneliness. Like one time I was imagining my slightly older cousin sitting in my lap because there wasn't many places to sit. I just long to to be close to a woman but she is pretty.
I wanted to fuck my step sister
>>28055280
Yes i've thought about fucking two of my older cousins that are women and also my step sister. Im really fucking dumb.
Dear D,
Happy Birthday! <3I know you're reading this.
>>28055256
D here, thanks bud.
>>28055329
You're welcome. But are you the specific D I'm wishing a happy bday?
Bump to make sure he sees this.
I WANNA HEAL
I WANNA FEEL
Post your highschool jams, robots.
I just realized I've been out of high school for over a year. Holy shit.
AND WHEN YOU TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS, YOUVE GOT YOUR GUN TO MY HEAD
Little child, looking so pretty
Come out and play, I'll be your daddy
Innocent child, looking so sweet
A rape in my eyes and on your flesh I'll eat
You've raped!
I feel dirty
It hurt!
As a child
Tied down!
That's a good boy
And fucked!
Your own child
I scream!
No one hears me
It hurt!
I'm not a liar
My God!
Saw you watching
Mommy why?!
Your own child
It's alright
I didn't touch you there
Mama said she didn't care
I didn't touch you there
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She's a Psych/Sociology major and a fairweather "feminist". Your rating, mates?
>>28055160
>This face
>Socio major
>Feminist
It's like she's trying her best to be a literal piece of shit. 2/10 tbqhlafam
>>28055175
this except a 1. she's ugly and apparently insufferable to be around
>>28055160
3/10 appearance
0/10 personality for being a feminist
>Haven't made a real friend in six years despite being surrounded by people every day
/NEETsfromtheUnderground/
hello i make fb page
leave a like or advice thank you
>>28055138
Hello would you like a friend? Tell me about yourself
I have never, and i repeat never, had an actual friend.
Try to top this
>The only joy in life is my car
>>28055037
>tfw even vidya doesn't give you the same joy as once it did.
why live senpai
>>28055054
>Tfw same thing applies for masturbation and series
We won't make it, guys.
>>28055037
>>28055054
I know both of these so much.
The only time I'm truly happy these days is when I find a good dirtbiking trail, I don't even like riding with other people anymore. I hate winter because I'm too much of a fucking faggot to go outside in the cold, unless I'm getting paid.
Who /barely keeping it together/ here?
>uni fucking me right in the asshole
>extracurricular projects everywhere and I can't take care of any of them
>no money to do anything
>last weekend said "fuck it" and spent it watching cartoons and browsing 4chan, instead of studying
>no job
>no gf
>don't even have the drive to fap anymore
I...
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>>28054996
Are you me op ?
I think I'm killing myself soon
>>28054996
I don't know OP. I've gotten to the point were I fell nothing. I'm not happy but, I'm not depressed.
>>28054996
Forgot:
>5'7'' disgusting manlet
>>28055047
I feel you senpai, I try to hold it up as much as I can, but it's all falling down
What do you think the 2020s will look like?
What do you see yourself doing that decade?
>>28054976
probably like today but with smartglasses instead of smartphones
>>28054976
>tfw it'll be impossible to shitpost anonymously by 2020.
Pretty much like it does today. Like garbage.
I want you to try something.
Stop using the computer. I'm not saying leave 4chan or whatever shitty websites you browse, no, stop using the dam thing altogether. Your smartphone, television and shitty vidyas too. 1 hour at most if you really have to. Be honest, you don't need more than that. Hell, you don't need them at all but still.
Do other things to kill the time. Clean/do chores, workout, read books, study, take a walk...
I know what you're gonna say: "I'm here because I have nothing else to do, my life is empty"....
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I do this all the fucking time.
It's called working for food.
It doesn't do anything to clear me up.
>>28054950
this
op is a tryhard.
>>28054920
Thank you OP for giving advice to the people here who need it the most
Anyone else agree with this and think we should have a vast defending of the military?
Most soldiers are hicks and white trash who demand they should be treated like gods.
>>28054867
>some faggot joins the army
>fucks around for a few years
>makes friends
>free travel
>free training
>free food
>free housing
>free education
>free healthcare
what the fuck is this shit?
>>28054957
It's a bourgoise brainwashing technique to keep the proletariat nationalistic.
oy vey goyim
where's you patriotism for military profi... i mean sacrifice.
people like you don't deserve the freedom they sweat and bleed for.
I took my keyboard off my laptop and there's no USB cord does anyone know if I can convert this cord thing to USB
The rest of the laptop
>>28054786
no, you cannot
you must buy a new keyboard
I really don't know how I'm gonna put the keyboard back without USB