What makes you unreasonably horny?
For me, it's Heather. Even after years of porn and deathgripping, just seeing her makes my dick go bonkers, and I need to spurt out a huge load.
What person/character/fetish/thing makes your sex drive go through the roof?
>>28217460
I hated how they made her eyes look all fucked up and weird
>>28217473
I think she looks just right.
But the thread isn't about her or me, but I want to know what makes you guys go absolutely bonkers sexually.
It seems like everybody has one thing.
>>28217460
Nozomi
Which is fucking convenient given she's in all the J-list ads on this site right now
Black twitter thread? Something to distract the pain.
Someone once told me textless posts were not allowed
Someone once told me textless posts weren't allowed
I ran out of stupid things to fill this text box with.
Which place has the best fried chicken?
I am going to stuff my face tonight until I feel sick.
not kfc probably
>>28216863
i like popeyes because their fries are pretty good and their chicken seems to be less soggy then KFC, just my two cents
>>28216863
fuck off murderer
vagabond inspired me to make my own Chad tinder account. It got over 40 matches in 10 minutes. what should I message this roastie next?
>>28216293
Tripfags are fucking gay everyone knows this and those threads were never original but I enjoy them.
Here's your kek reward cause that was funny op
>no new people
It's been like that for hours...
>>28216293
looks like this roastie is getting a little toasty
Fembots, describe your ideal boyfriend
>Nice
>Chubby but cute
>White
>Somewhat liberal, within reason--not SJW but not bigoted
>Doesn't obsess over sex, masturbate, and will respect my wanting to save myself for marriage
>Isn't clingy
>Will be a shoulder to lean on with my mental issues
black
ten inch cock
the 6'4"
must be in pro sports and rich
>>28215570
>doesn't masturbate
doesn't exist
I realize 4chan is certifiably retarded and all your suggestions will be shit, but I have no other real human contact, so I'm looking for suggestions here anyway like an idiot.
My life is shit and I've been around long enough to realize the life I want will never happen for many reasons outside of my control (mostly because people are cancer and ruin everything they touch including MY fucking things). So I'm trying to figure out what to do with the rest of my life in near-total isolation. The problem is you are all shit. And all the things that you normalplague...
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Do you really expect anyone to help you when you're that much of a pretentious fuck?
Gee, I wonder why you're alone OP.
>>28214780
Not you. This is exactly how I weed out your cancerous kind.
>>28214805
See above.
Pin Pon Pin Pon Pin Pon~
Misaki Friday Thread. Leave your worries at the door and don't fall for pyramid schemes.
>>28214727
Guess who didn't become real again this week?
C'mon, I bet even you guys can figure this one out.Dumb misakiposters
>>28214836
I got a Daki on the way so screw you! I'll MAKE my waifu real!dumb frogposter
tfw r9k sucks now and I only come for misaki threads
The new Minecraft server isn't truly /comfy/ and it won't last a week. This one will run FOREVER.
Join the new MC sever:
comfy.serverminer.com
WEBSITE for news:
http://comfycraft.enjin.com/
>>28214088
comfy map, comfy server
Bump for comfort.
Plz senpais
>>28214088
Bumping for comfy times
Does anybody here have a situation that is inescapably bad, and is hopelessly cut off from what they want in life? Where it is nearly inconceivable that you would accomplish your goals?
No. This board is literally teenage virgins who think they will be alone forever because they're shy.
Yes.
I'm failing college due to a combination of brain fog, the inability to focus, the inability to retain information, and constantly being tired due to depression--this leads me to fall asleep in class and fall behind. I am American, so I have a lot of debt now for basically nothing. I cannot drop out because my parents would kick me out. I cannot get a job because I can't drive and no place will hire me. I cannot become a NEET, even if my parents would let me, because I need to repay loans. I didn't want to go in the first place for other reasons (anxiety,...
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>>28212259
Have you tried going to a psychiatrist? It sounds like finishing a good degree could solve your problems, and what's keeping you from getting a good degree is mental issues.
Lying about having ADHD and getting on Ritalin would probably help a lot. SSRIs also might.
Do u find this woman attractive?
>bebe wakes up
No
Very Original
she looks exactly like the triggered meme lady so no I do not find her attractive
/R9K/ are you a virgin? If so how old are you?
If not how old were you when you lost your virginity? Who took it and why?
>>28211032
>are you a virgin? If so how old are you?
yes. 26.
yes 19 years of age
Yes, 31.
Its comforting knowing you're too old to lose it.
Whoa, r9k, I don't know who to tell or if anyone here would even care.
But I hacked some gangster's twitter in Chicago and I found a fucking interesting story that i've been following for a few months that ultimately leads up to her death.
Wondering if anyone would be interested in this "love" story? Both parties involved are well known in the "Drill rap" community.
Warning: It involves nignogs and Chicago gangs and really dark rap music.
I'm interested, write something up and share it man
>>28210973
Okay give me a second, I just showered. This isn't a story btw, this REALLY happened.
>>28211071
>BTW THIS REALLY HAPPENED
Ok guys pack it up its fake
Fembots, are you a virgin?
Yes. I'm super lewd and perverted though so everyone thinks I'm a turbo slut anyway. I don't mind though, but inside I'd only have sex with the guy I love.
>>28217789
Be my super slutty virgin gf
>>28217789
In what way are you lewd and perverted you dumb whore?
>my interests include food! (:
Why do girls do this?
it means feed her, genius
What's with normies making mental illness into a meme?
>crippling depression XDDD
>this is so me irl
>the girl in OP's pic
Or even if they're not doing it ironically, there's still plenty of them who think being kind of sad or being a little nervous equates to being depressed or anxious. Fucking plebs.
>netflix is my life
pic related. how do i console her? she just texted me out of the blue today. we haven't even spoken in two or three years. she was my oneitis in HS (it was semi-mutual), but i can't muster any fucks to give at all. makes me feel guilty. since buying into the robot lifestyle, though, any emotional attachments i've had are just gone. i don't want to be a bastard about it, though.
>>28216825
roasties gunna roast
>>28216825
>she was "raped"
This image is for her.
She wants your fucking money. Forget about this roastie, rape = DAMAGED GOODS