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What makes you unreasonably horny? For me, it's Heather.
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What makes you unreasonably horny?

For me, it's Heather. Even after years of porn and deathgripping, just seeing her makes my dick go bonkers, and I need to spurt out a huge load.

What person/character/fetish/thing makes your sex drive go through the roof?
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>>28217460
I hated how they made her eyes look all fucked up and weird
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>>28217473
I think she looks just right.

But the thread isn't about her or me, but I want to know what makes you guys go absolutely bonkers sexually.

It seems like everybody has one thing.
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>>28217460
Nozomi

Which is fucking convenient given she's in all the J-list ads on this site right now
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It's that moment in porn when the girl undresses. As she reveals her tits, pussy or ass, I get ready instantly to cum. It doesn't matter what the video is about, what kind of porn or whatever, that's the crucial moment. Sometimes I repeat it over and over to fap to those brief ten seconds in which she takes her clothes off.
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>>28217460
Why? Is it because she's so weak and easy to prey on? Is SH3 the one with the dick monster?
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>>28217460
I never even played a Silent Hill game, but Heather looks like a qt.

Fine taste, Anon

>>28217523
Pretty sure it is
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>>28217519
I'm not big into anime/manga, would you please explain what/who Nozomi is briefly?
>>28217523
No, it's actually because she's so strong. She isn't just a male character with a vagina like all the "strong female characters" you see in modern vidya and movies. She's a very feminine girl, who manages to be brave, intelligent, and get shit done while not being an overly manly woman. Her butt and boobs are small, but her face is qt that she's irresistible. Also has nice legs and the cutest voice. I don't know why, she makes my knees go weak. Thank you.

Also there is some dick imagery in SH3 (closers and numb bodies) so yeah.
>>28217522
Why do you think it arouses you so much?
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Morrigan

because that one fucking erper on /v/ who lewdposts like it's his fucking job made me start associating being horny with pictures of her and now I can't shake the association.

fuck that faggot
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>>28217713
Could you explain a little further? What kind of things is he posting?
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>>28217592
>Why do you think it arouses you so much?
Hell if I know. Maybe because I didn't get to see a naked woman for a long most of my life, but I never had sex either and it doesn't turn me on so much to see a girl with a huge dick inside her.
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>>28217794
You know what, now that you mention that I know exactly what you mean. I always used to watch stripteases all the time. Seeing a huge dick fuck a girl in porn just feels like getting cucked nowadays.

Good taste
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>>28217592
Nozomi is one of the characters from an anime/game called Love Live, where a group of nine schoolgirls form an idol (pop) group in order to save their school from being shut down.

She has the biggest "assets" of all the girls, and while she mostly comes across as mature and gentle she has a hidden perverted streak. The reason she makes my dick so hard is that she always seems to have this subtly lewd look on her face. She looks like the sort of girl who tries to keep in all her sexual energy in public but once she gets home she masturbates like crazy. Also her voice and accent just do strange things to my dick.

She's pretty gay too. Pic related.
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>>28217838
Some more of that lewd expression
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>>28217838
>the sort of girl who tries to keep in all her sexual energy in public but once she gets home she masturbates like crazy

That's really hot.

Thanks for explaining anon, I get it.
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>>28217460
she has no hips
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>>28217733


https://www.fireden.net/v/search/text/"morriganforyou%40hotmail.com"/

https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/text/"morriganforyou%40hotmail.com"/

obviously those are just individual ones but if you click "view" then go back through the threads it's like just post after post oozing with this over-the-top lewdness. I actually don't even think it's some obese lardo neckbeard on the other side, it's just some nympho twink who has a thing for Internet exhibitionism.
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>>28217886
I feel a bit shameful but reading those did give me a boner.
What a faggot, a sexy talking faggot.
>>28217881
You're jealous of her beauty anon.
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>>28217460
>What person/character/fetish/thing makes your sex drive go through the roof?
Nozomi Sasaki

Dunno why but these old pics of her when she was 19-20 drive me crazy
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>>28217938
Who is she exactly? A Japanese model?
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>>28217957
ye she used to be but doesnt really do modelling anymore
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>>28217980
Jesus that picture is /lewd/. Good taste anon. Everyone in this thread so far has good taste.
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neck biting
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>>28218014
Like vampire shit or normie sex neck biting?
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>>28218045
well i dont think its full on normie level

i like really hard biting, pain, and leaving marks

and blood
but i havent really got to do that yet
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>>28217925
they must have modeled her after japanese women, that's why she has the body of a boy
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>>28218069
I see
Guro type stuff even?
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>>28218085
>clearly has breasts, butt, and nice legs
>body of a boy
What kind of boys have you been hanging around, could you give me their numbers?
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>>28218101
i know some people who really like guro and most of that stuff just grosses me out
like the cutting limbs off and stuff like you see in guro art

i only like cutting and marking and bleeding, somewhat realistic stuff
like it would be really hot for someone to cut my name into their skin
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>>28218116
>clearly has breasts

i wouldn't say clearly, they're just a shapeless mound obfuscated by that ridiculous vest she's wearing
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>>28218163
Do you know where you get this? What about that would turn you on?
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I still fap to that old Evangelion hentai parody video thats been around since like 1999

Seeing asuka get her brains fucked out never fails to do it for me
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>>28218171
Did you not see the picture in >>28217925
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I will defend my waifu to the death.
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>>28218202
you never see her without her vest at any point in the game, and that image is obviously fan made
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>>28218197
Jesus that's high quality stuff. The people who make that must be almost on the level of the original anime makers themselves.
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>>28217460
this bitch, but specifically the "bad" version of her
+ veruca james

i get off on cute girls who seem shameless/powerful/bad as fuck, seemingly "gone bad" from all the bullshit in life
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Loli art, beast and strapons
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>>28218180
the person i knew who liked guro initially turned me on to biting, and a second person who liked cutting kinda turned me on to that, but i didnt get to do much really kinky shit with them tho

marking someone or being marked by someone is really hot, be it hickies, stuff written in just sharpie, or blood or cuts

it gives some bragging rights, as proof, and also conveys a sense of ownership
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>>28218230
I've beaten the game well over 20 times and I can tell you it's not fan made- you unlock alternate costumes, lots of them. That is the Zipper costume.

Amateur.
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>>28218260
Who is Veruca James? Elizabeth is a cutie.
>>28218262
>Loli art
Not judging but do you consider yourself a pedophile?
>>28218276
Huh, well that's very interesting, thank you for explaining man.
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>>28218285
well i was wrong then
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Heather a shit
Ashley better
She even offers to fuck you at the end of the game
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>>28218313
Thank you for admitting it instead of acting bitter. I admire that, good on you, you have my respect pal.
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>>28218330
>is a slut
>busted face
>ugly sweater
Literally only good for her tits.
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>>28218350
yeah no one ever admits it, that's why my comment was original
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>>28218376
Kek that's actually really funny to think about.
Stay cool
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>>28218235
it was made by the same people , thats why it doesnt have an official release, no vhs no dvd
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>>28218415
That's crazy! I can't believe that. Anime is nuts.
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Lori from walking dead. I could beat off 20 times in one day and still get it up looking at sarah wayne callies
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>>28218495
Do you beat off to the actress or Lori? Because if I remember correclty Lori is a cheating hooer.
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I recognize you anon.

Anyways, its a fine taste. Heather was my first videogame crush.
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>>28218511
Lori, her character has the perfect amount of bitchiness that makes her weirdly hot imo
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>>28218304
Yes, I didn't know loli existed until I found 4chan, and then I found the wonders of 2d art.
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>>28217460
You live in Fargo, right OP?
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>>28218529
>first video game crush
>not lara croft

fuck off underage
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>>28218529
Where do you recognize me from if you don't mind my asking? The /v/ thread the other day?
She's a cutie.
>>28218546
Different strokes for differents folks I guess.
>>28218549
That's interesting, well I hope you enjoy man.
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When a guy is getting a blowjob/handjob and all of a sudden he just fucking busts everywhere. It makes me fucking diamonds every time.
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>>28218582
Triangle tits felt unrealistic for me. Heather looked like a girl i could find and that made it.

>>28218511
>>28218586
No, i dont visit /v/. But you have declared your love for her before here.
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>>28218573
You gave me a spook, anon. You recognize me from that stupid /r9k/ map thing? I put a picture of Heather on there for fun
>>28218598
So just cumshots in general, or premature ejaculation?
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>>28217460
>hardly any SFM porn of her
Life shouldn't be so horrible
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>>28218654
Both, actually. They're both really fucking hot.
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>>28218627
Oh yeah, one other time. She's not my actual waifu or anything, I'm not big into waifu type stuff. It's just if I had to pick a waifu it'd be her.
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>>28218663
SFM porn in general is just terrible, everyone has huge dicks and is interspecies breeding.
>>28218670
Cool, cool, I agree.
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pic related

bglaegbju
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Jessica is infinitely superior to any shitty waifu you might have OP. Jessica is a beautiful girl and I make love to my pillow moaning her name. I usually kiss the pillow at orgasm while watching passionate porn of a skinny girl with blond hair in reverse missionary positions, I love imagining jessica riding me slowly and passionately and kissing me the whole time. I can't even fap to these disgusting whores getting rawdogged doggy style, I also something cuddl and make out with my pillow imagining it is Jessica. I am 26 now and no real woman has ever wanted me but when I imaginging myself with Jessica I can finally forget that.
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>>28218728
Could you explain who this girl is and why everyone likes her so much? She seems unrealistically anime.
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>>28218745
>I usually kiss the pillow at orgasm while watching passionate porn of a skinny girl with blond hair in reverse missionary positions
>criticizing anyone else's waifu when you cheat on yours by watching porn every day
wew
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>>28218728

You're a fucking nasty pedo faggot.

>>28218495

She is anorexic as fuck and has no tits and she is also a cheating whore who was terrible at killing zombies. Jessica is a zombie-killing machine and she would never die, she would be the last survivor and if I had to I would sacrifice myself for her.
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>>28218654
Are you the owner of this trip? Just wondering, as it would make sense
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>>28218803
Nope, I despise tripfags. If you look in that guys black twitter thread, I asked why he calls himself Fargo and said I'm from there.
>>28218797
Why enter into this thread all hostile to everybody when you not only cheat on your waifu, but she's ugly as hell?
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>>28218753
>why everyone likes her so much

everyone want to fuck little weeb anime girl
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>>28218774

kill yourself nigger, I am imagining the blond girl is jessica and she is making love to me. If I knew how the fuck to use SFM I would make real porn of her but until then I have to imagine what she would be like as a real woman.

I imagine she is the kind of girl who really would like to grind her pussy lips against you with the dick inside, so there isn't so much rubbing as just gentle back and forth movement. I love to think of her hair hanging in my face and looking at her cute freckles and soft eyes as I ejaculate inside her. That would be the best feeling in the world. Plus in the zombie apocalypse there'd be nothing to stop me from stealing a shitload of condoms so we could fuck as much as we wanted and just leave the condoms by teh side of the road or throw them off of the building.
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>>28218851

Are you calling Jessica ugly?
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>ywn be assimilated
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>>28218857
That makes sense I guess, she is pretty cute.
>>28218859
>>28218870
She looks like a beat whore. Also yes, I said she's ugly.
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Women, bound with rope and gagged with duct tape, screaming and crying while being raped.
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>>28218934
Do you self insert as the rapist? What makes you like submission so much?
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>>28218953
I have no fucking clue. But yes. What do you think is wrong with me? Pls halp. When i have normal sex i cannot stop thinking of my girlfriend or fuck buddy screaming and crying and tied up. The girls that ive had roleplay this scenario with me usually assure me that its natural to feel the urge to dominate but i just feel so fucking evil everytime i cum thinking about rape... fuck...
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loli panty shots, nothing gets my cock harder.
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>>28218906
>She looks like a beat whore. Also yes, I said she's ugly.

Yeah well you're fucking retarded. Okay? I am so sick of people saying this shit about Jessica. She is FAR prettier than that Heather cunt you fags are raging about, I have no idea why be cause she has no tits and she is from some shitty early 00s video game before people learned what good graphics were, her tits are fucking terrible.

Jessica is not a used up whore you fucking song of a bitch, you're a fat fucking virgin faggot who thinks pussies get used up which is completely bullshit, Jessica might have had sex with 1 or 2 other men but I don't care because i'm not a sexually insecure piece of shit like you. Man I understand why you fuckers hate women but you think Jessica is a beat up whore well YOU are a fucking fagott mongoloid piece of shit, what did YOU ever contribute to the world, you fucking faggot, you little cock sucker? Jessica would beat the shit out of you with a fucking sledgehammer and she would still be more feminine than any woman you'll ever get let alone Heather who looks like a fucking man. Stop caling Jessica ugly because you know it's not true, it's such bullshit it honestly makes me laugh but it pisses me off even more because I know you're actually seriuos.
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>>28219008
Well, I'm sure you've heard it a million times, but being a male with dominant fantasies is the most common fetish. Also, girls very, very often have rape fantasies, and men do as well. It's really not evil or bad, as long as you aren't raping people and only imagining it, it's not wrong. It's just a fetish, a kink you know. No shame in that friend.
>>28219030
What are panty shots exactly? Sorry, I'm not a big 2D guy.
>>28219040
>she is from some shitty early 00s video game before people learned what good graphics were
SH3 is from 2003 and has better graphics than that terrible no name video game Jessica is from.
>Jessica is not a used up whore you fucking song of a bitch, you're a fat fucking virgin faggot who thinks pussies get used up which is completely bullshit, Jessica might have had sex with 1 or 2 other men but I don't care because i'm not a sexually insecure piece of shit like you. Man I understand why you fuckers hate women but you think Jessica is a beat up whore well YOU are a fucking fagott mongoloid piece of shit, what did YOU ever contribute to the world, you fucking faggot, you little cock sucker? Jessica would beat the shit out of you with a fucking sledgehammer and she would still be more feminine than any woman you'll ever get let alone Heather who looks like a fucking man. Stop caling Jessica ugly because you know it's not true, it's such bullshit it honestly makes me laugh but it pisses me off even more because I know you're actually seriuos.

I can't stop laughing, you are the funniest guy on 4chan.
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>>28219040
Whoa dude, revaluate your life decisions
>>28219121
Thank you my friend its appreciated, makes me feel slightly better
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>>28219168
this loli filipina i used to bang. shes older than me but goddamn she was so small it was like i was fucking a little girl
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Stress. I just want to fuck something until it breaks
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>>28219168
Yeah no problem, I hope you can get over the negative feelings of it and enjoy it fully soon.
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>>28219121

Something like this desu
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>>28219375
Huh, I see.
Do you have any insight as to why so many people are into stuff like that, and loli?
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>>28218857
>>28218728
TURKS GET OUT
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>>28220013
NO U

FUCK ASS COCK SHIT
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The color blue.

Blue hair, blue eyes, blue skin and blue skies; blue water, blue fabrics, blue petals and dyes, blue skirts and blue inks, and just all blue hued things; blue is the color that makes my dick sing.

I'm not even joking. Blues incredibly arousing. When worn by a woman I find it irresistible. I'm often mesmerized by anything blue.
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>>28221269
ewwww put the makeup and filters back on
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>>28217460
Sluts.

Basically, any chick that is acting promiscuous, double penetration, double vaginal, or her taking more than one dick or several loads. Jesus
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>>28222460
u like std's
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