vagabond inspired me to make my own Chad tinder account. It got over 40 matches in 10 minutes. what should I message this roastie next?
>>28216293
Tripfags are fucking gay everyone knows this and those threads were never original but I enjoy them.
Here's your kek reward cause that was funny op
>no new people
It's been like that for hours...
>>28216293
looks like this roastie is getting a little toasty
>>28216293
Bump, these treads are great
I just came to r9k to see is the Vagabond up, but you'll do for now OP
>>28216293
roastie thinks she's got the upper hand. how long can she hold out for Chad's dick?
>>28216510
step up your game, anon
after her message mentioning you being an ass you should have insulted her using wordplay with her ass
>>28216739
>>28216510
>>28216293
are you 14 or something ?
you're doing it wrong, dude
bumpalaroni
>>28216775
never claimed to be as good as some of the tripfags, but I'll try harder senpai.
keep going OP, show those bitches a taste of their own medicine
oregano comino
>>28216293
wow, it really is this easy for Chad.
>>28217177
>>28216293
>All these fatties
Just stop.
Life is literally too easy as a Chad.
I'm going to see if she'll go to an Arby's.
>>28217278
that's what you get when you live in the midwest
>>28217177
amazing isn't it.
they can say what ever shit, they would still get laid.
no wonder you get the "just bee yourself" line every time you ask them
>>28217285
Welp. She stopped responding after this kek.
>>28217450
are they really willing to risk getting STDs just to fuck a random chad?
>>28217285
True.
But that person they are complying with is you. You are the one ring persuasive.
>>28216293
How do you make fake tinder account ? I dont have a Facebook.
kek more
>>28217278
>wah im so alone fuck women
>blasts women on their weight
>>28217440
they don't even say it out of contempt for the robot, they just genuinely don't know any better because it works for them
Where the fuck do I get acid??
>>28217614
>buying drugs for a dumb drug-addled stacy
and you had so much promise, too
please post the chad picture sets you are using or have
>>28217614
ask nudes
>>28217633
Like I'm actually gonna go get acid for her
>>28217556
gotta have a Facebook for it to work. can't make one otherwise. I just made a fake Facebook and email for mine.
>>28217665
holy shit first world women are so entitled
>>28217614
where you from it really depends
Holy shit the address to her drug dealer and a tit pic
>>28216293
this meme sucks
>>28217644
The only problem is that I couldn't find a full set of pics for this guy, but most Stacy's don't seem to care.
>>28217726
holy shit
submit this to the police you a b s o l u t e f u c k i n g m a d m a n
>>28217726
Her tit pic
>>28217747
this made my pee pee hard
How much am I buying guys?
>>28217793
Her second pic she sent
>>28217804
the picture she sent is a screen cap. U getting catfished while u catfishing
>>28217633
>acid
>drug-addled
you are fucking sheltered kid, KYS
>>28217830
Hmmm, let's confirm this
>>28217888
Tell her you got some heroin instead
>>28217888
Hshsjsnsnksn
This is just to painful to see, Chad can do and say whatever he wants and whores thinks it's ok, when I say hi to a grill they think I'm a rapist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YVrxFmheSc
>>28217726
Submit to police!!! Hahaha
>>28217978
To be fair. You fit the profile of a rapist, don't you?
I'm still at home catfishing other girls
>>28218039
>she
who is she talking about ?
>>28218058
The drug dealer is a girl, surprised she just says that out in the open on a dating site
>>28217738
>music lover, guitar is life.
>>28218081
call the cops bruh.
>>28218120
What if she is a cop?
>>28218162
then she'll thank you for being a good citizen
>>28218162
Ur nt really there r u
>>28218162
op, i feel like you're gonna get mugged by a pack of niggers
>>28218183
Nope lol
>>28218279
I'm not OP
>>28218297
when she starts sperging about you not being there please answer with just "just be yourself lol"
>>28218336
I wish I saw this earlier. I'll do it next time.
Here's my profile pic guys
>>28218465
eh, looks too average desu
needs a bit more tangy chadness
>>28218465
>Chad
>Just be yourself lol
Pretty gud.
>>28217665
>coupons
>burgerking
She mad as hell now
You must combine this approach with the talents of a true catfish and become the second catfishman
Hshsjsnsnksnb
>>28216293
the face of Chad with the mind of a robot. will our mild mannered Chad be able to keep the Stacy's attention?
>>28218560
Send a picture of what you actually look like and see if she'd still fuck you
She accidently blocked me after her first message
Hshshsjsbshshb
>>28218492
Fun fact: I stole my pics from a guy named Chad on Facebook
>>28218647
perfect example of de facto usage of the word creep - it doesn't mean anything other than a proxy word for "ugly" that doesn't make women feel like they're lookists
Shshsnsnsijsn
I'll be posting some photos of a decent looking guy, anyone can use them to make a catfish account, but if you do please post results.
Here's the first
>>28218881
Here is the second photo of our decent dude
>>28218732
If you actually talk to women (what a fucking weird concept), they'll tell you that creepy means something closer to "potentially dangerous and boundary-ignoring". No, it's not an objective thing. Yes, you really fucking should learn how to not flip that switch in girls if you don't want to become Darwinism's bitch.
>>28218891
And a third photo, for good luck!
>>28218900
Reel in those Stacies, boys. Reel 'em in.
>>28218881
>>28218891
That's not really decent, more like average at best.
>>28218911
And the last image, showing the quirky side of our guy. Have fun, you magnificent bastards.
>>28218881
>>28218891
Faggot we all know that's you
Get the fuck outta here, retard
>>28218923
>>28218911
>>28218900
>>28218891
>>28218881
is this one of your middle/high school bullies, anon? he isn't that good looking at all
>>28218891
what the hell is wrong with this guy's ears?
>>28218923
This guy is too average. I have many fake profiles of guys girls consider average.
>>28218984
He's a half-elf, anon.
There was an ADHD ad banner at the bottom kek
She reported me btw
>>28218881
>>28218891
>>28218900
>>28218911
>>28218923
you couldn't find someone better than this?
>>28219045
What app is this? It doesn't look like Tinder
>>28217741
Please do this OP god has faith in ye.
>>28218956
I was trying to figure why anon used this person, but now it makes sense.
>>28218465
Lol I know this guy Chad white haha
>>28219070
It's MeetMe. This current one is OKcupid.
Chad does it again! he's not even trying.
now use an average looking manlet, lets see what they do.
>>28219197
Someone try using the pictures of half-elf and see what happens
Here's my Tinder I made. Made it 2p minutes ago with currently no hits.
>>28219276
only swipe right
>>28218732
>>28218647
this made me rage !
i hate women so god damn much
interesting discovery: Initially the roastie was friendly and outgoing with the Chad, however, as soon as he starts to display robot tendencies she loses interest.
>>28219419
>plz respond
Works errrrrytien
>>28219490
inb4 lebbit meme but this is why the nice guy will never win
>>28217450
You shouldn't do that you'll just end up maximizing her attack and it'll be worse for you
>>28217877
>a-acid is a red pill, g-guys!
>KYS
the pot calling the kettle black
I just want to say that I like french fries. Especially the ones with BBQ sauce on them. You? :)
>tfw vagabond is a normie and won't be here today nor tomorrow because he's out partying and fucking grills
Anyone know how to play helicopter?
>>28218881
Chad not Chaz
>tfw no mommy gf to change my underwear
>>28220150
Sbsbshsbbsb
bringing the mommy gf meme into these conversations will eventually make it into the mainstream and become acceptable, especially because it fits the feminist agenda of empowering women
mommy gfs are the future
tfw no normie tier meme gf
Hshsjsjsnsjsjsn
>>28217583
Pissed off fatty detected. Shouldn't you be worrying about your "condishuns"?
>>28220580
Ghgdyycguh
>>28220695
>pls respond
>she responds
tbo every fucking time i am amazed it works for Chad
>>28218987
Criminally underrated post
-anon
>>28220695
Catfish is funny too sometimes
>>28220709
I don't know why it happens
>>28216775
Shut the fuck up. I thought the forehead thing was hilarious.
more 2bhwyg
>>28217285
You in Vegas?
>>28221319
Yeah unfortunately tbo
>>28221339
Said tits tbo
>>28221519
honest starts with an h, not o
>>28221588
>he isn't aware of the tbo meme yet
pleb, maybe try waiting some months before it's on knowyourmeme and you can finally understand it
>>28221794
I don't keep up with the latest normie trends, sorry sempai
>>28221588
this pleb doesn't tbo lol
Well? What am I doing guys?
>>28221898
tell her ur curently faping while looking outside in the street on people passing by
>>28221898
not much lol want sum fuk tho?
>>28221952
That was fun tbo
>>28221794
fucking hate tbo it makes no sense
>>28221990
if she goes to much crazy tell it's your friend or little bro that have take thge phone for a moment to make joke
>>28221990
>faping
She'll think you mistyped vaping.
Faggot.
>>28222017
no not at all he can say fuck i wanna say vaping not faping
this is great!
What's a king to a god?
What's a god to a nonbeliever?
Man this thread is hilarious, would love to become part of the game but my content would be in spanish and I don't even know if Tinder is popular here
>>28222037
What type of music you guys listen to?
>>28217177
Ayyy I'm from that area too
>>28222114
I don't think it's used the same way in Europe. More for dating then casual sex
Shnsjsnsnssjj
>>28222126
keked with this shit.
>>28222212
She unmatched like instantly lol
>>28217285
Where in Vegas you at bro? North Las Vegas here, and not the rich part either.
>>28222269
I live in the spring valley area
>>28222286
If I were a girl I'd let you fuck me desu
>>28222304
That's the straightest thing I've heard today, anon
Hehsjsbdisjs
>>28216293
>is bisexual girl
>girls never message first
>NO MESSAGES GET SENT EVER
Also apparently girls are very picky. Guys I get matched with all the time but it's a rarity a girl will. In the case she does and I message first I usually won't get a response. I don't message first so nothing happens anyway
>>28222253
Shit like that always confuses me. If she hates the asshole so much then why is she still sucking him off?
>>28222435
Stockholm syndrome maybe?
>>28222435
she obviously sucked him for being a turbochad, and only considers him an asshole because he just pump and dumped her and she hasn't learned about the beta provider win-win lifehack yet
>>28222483
Well? Tbo
>>28222535
by raming her hard in every holes every day
this app always have women begging for money
>>28222535
ask her if she like dogs
Shshsajsjsn
>>28222562
Dbshshsbdbsb
>>28222730
this bitch want big money
>>28222730
should have say by raming your holes every single night on my yacht while letting flow champagne on you
or something shity liek this
The thirst is real xD
when the thread is cash money$$$$$$$
>>28217450
Holy fuck i laughed so hard K E K
>>28222730
Drake is a decent artist
>>28222839
Ndbebebevebw
>mfw I got married at the start of the golden age of easy hookups
>>28221990
Ndbdbsqkwieb
>>28222940
Tell her that her birthday is 9/11 cause you'd never forget.
Should I mess with gay guys?
I feel it would be too easy because they would go straight for the sex talk.
>>28223070
do it, I'm curious as to the outcome
use elfboy's photo
>>28223119
Alright, Chad's gay now.
I saved the elf's pictures. I'll do him another day to see the results.
>>28223154
Forgot pic tbo
Mariah is the name of the girl I like irl. Too bad this Mariah is a bot.
>>28218541
What a fucking good read, goddamn.
First bite tbo
>>28223294
Holy shit Julian
>>28217665
Lets grab some burger king I have coupons *do you have shit taste.* Hahahhaaha you basterd that was actually funny.
>>28223322
Oh shit I'm dying tbo
>>28221588
baka tbo senpai
>>28223411
>hit on guys
>call others a "fucking faggot"
>>28223471
this desu, be creative at least
>>28223294
>>28223322
>>28223411
Why.. does he talk like... this?
>>28223471
>>28223490
I'll try to be more creative with the men then
can you do this shit from your computer? I dont have a phone
>>28223614
Yeah, there is a website called MeetMe.
>>28223614
you can go on OKcupid from your computer
www.okcupid.com
What's that animu term called where a character hates another character but secretly likes them?
>>28223662
>>28223664
thanks mates gonna fuck with people now
>>28223700
tsundere.
orignally tsunderedesu
>>28223236
Fuck my boipussy and call me Mariah
>>28223700
>You will never marry someone on the internet and have them verbally abuse you
>>28223765
Oh, that's it! Thanks, anon.
>>28223768
It wouldn't be the real thing
>>28222940
Interesting development tbo
this my chad I used
I don't want these girls knowing my real number. What's a good texting app that's free to use?
>>28223895
That's a pretty sickly-looking Chad.
Should I post tinder picks? Pls respond
>>28223931
Yes, post 'em brother.
>>28223910
he'll be swimming with the land wales in no time
Time to bail lol
this isn't going well so far
>>28224095
tdasdsadsagfdsfdsf this isnt working good
>>28224095
I thought it was good, anon tbo
>>28224184
we are going in deep anon, I don't want to call this roastie though
>>28224267
forgot imagine asdsadsgfvxcvxcvdsewr
>>28224267
I think it's over, I can't do it
>>28224184
>>28224287
>>28224301
How can these cunts be so fucking vapid, jesus christ
made a meetme account for anyone who wants it
[email protected]
password: trentdemers
>>28223614
Bluestacks might let you use tindr I'd assume.
>>28224301
She sent me a pic of her
>>28218297
What app is this one?
>>28224531
It's the MeetMe app tbo
this whore wants the dick
sdabvcvbtrt
This will probably be my last one then off to bed. I'll probably have more fresh ideas in the morning.
>>28224777
night anon
this lady wants so food before we fuck
>>28224906
wow these bitches are fucking stupid
To be honest any girl that uses tinder or any other online dating app isn't someone I'd want to date
http://www.westword.com/news/john-reynolds-fugitive-sex-offender-stabs-himself-to-death-as-cops-close-in-6668234
just found this is the chad I'm using haha
>>28224514
eww
robot you're eww as well
>>28220520
brehs... breehs
>>28225778
what gender is that
>>28225993
bagnia,
>>28225778
N O A S S
O
A
S
S
original post
Post pictures of the actual girls. If they're literal hogs who the fuck even cares?
>>28220695
>you're flattering me
>thanks
what the fuck? this is like that "corn emoji, thanks" shit. roasties just love to say thanks.
>>28225778
she's taking pictures in a forever 21 fitting room
gross
