Would you date a cis woman? And if so, how would you feel about her big breasts if she had them?
Just curious and thanks for replying
>>28291434
Personally yes, I would. A lot of mtfs are bi or les and prefer cis women. Boobs are boobs. I guess I like small better but it's whatevs.
>>28291968
>A lot of mtfs are bi or les and prefer cis women
Oh lovely!
>>28291968
Pizza, I think I'm in love with you.
You think it's a cuck think to settle with a 25yo single mom with a 4yo boy?
I'm 20 and the boy kinda looks like me when I was younger and I kinda like him.
I work as freelance photographer.
Stop listening to shit on the internet that could possibly derail your happiness
You're raising another man's child.
You are literally a cuck.
Don't waste your time, money, energy, and youth raising someone who's not yours. Not to mention the baby-daddy will never be out of the boy's life and the son will never truly view you as their father.
>>28291417
It's all gonna work out great. A woman who left a man that she has a child with is never gonna cheat on a fine young man as you. You can trust her because she would never break a mans trust.
Why is first post always best post?
It's usually the most real talk OP will get. The rest of the thread is usually just petty bickering.
It sets the tone for all of the posts that follow it.
I've noticed that people are literally more likely to agree with you if your post is the first post.
>>28291394first post best post
niggers
I just discovered the best way to masturbate... it feels just like sex.
1. Get a ziploc bag and turn it inside-out.
2. Slather your dick and the inside of the ziplock bag with some sort of lubricant (can be actual lube, any kind of lotion, or ointment). I used vitamin A+D ointment. You don't need to use too much! Just enough to make your dick glide over the plastic smoothly and without pain.
3. Lift up your bed mattress to gain access to the springs underneath. Stick a pillow on top of the springs, underneath your mattress.
4. put ziploc bag (your new artificial...
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>>28291323
Bumping will return with results
>>28291519
You've my interest piqued
>tried this like 10 minutes ago
>had some A+D ointment actually
>set up my mattress, pillow, bag
>stuck it in
>the ointment burned like hell and still feel it
>flinched and tried to pull out, got stuck
>still stuck but managed to finally wrench myself free
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who /ra-ra-raputin lover of the russian queen/ here?
seriously, this guy was redpilled af, past robot and just fucked everyone
great man to honour
>>28291261
you guys are poorly learned
there are literally patricians only on /mu/ and /m/
>>28291261
"There was a certain man, in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, AND THE LADIES LOVED HIM SO"
I'm sure you understand why /r9k/ is not like him.
>>28291261
>fucked everyone
So he was Chad scum then.
Reminder to laugh at this guy and his boring threads
>>28291247
kek wat a loser
>>28291247
FBI stands for Federal Boredom Inspectors.
Good to see our plans are working, smith. Remember to fill out the necessary paperwork when commencing our operations.
Daily reminder that this could be you!
>>28291111
But that's incorrect. You might as well have posted a clip from Dragonball Z. Pulling off a kamehameha seems to be more in the realm of possibility for me.
Why would you want to be dragged around by a girl on a holiday ibsteaf of deviding where you want to go?
>>28291111
There is no place for things like this in my real world. Even so I would welcome them with such warmth...
Hey wagies! How was your day?
>>28291012
End my Iife.
>>28291012
better than your day
The only thing i look Forward to is pounding 10 beers then going to sleep. Then going to work in the morning.
Is there any love purer than that between brother and sister?
Fembots. Go hug your brother and tell him you love him.
I don't think my brother likes me much we're very distant but I really love him and would like to hug him sometimes :'(
Just don't have that sort of relationship with my sister's desu. I don't think I've hugged either of them for like 16 years (am 22). I talk to them to just not the way my family operates
>>28291055
Why don't you think he likes you.
>that kid that watched naruto amv's in the school library
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDh3GWcCHZM
>>28290836
well that's a recent thing
are you underage?
>>28291181
are you fuckin borderline retarded nigger and dont know how memes work
you fuckin lgbt faggots piss off my board
>that kid who masturbated in class and kept going when the teacher caught him
You have one week to get a real gf or you will have to spend the rest of your life in a dark isolation cell with daily torture and kept from killing yourself.
How would you do it? Where would you start?If you do know, why haven't you acted yet?
>>28290743
>was born in the shitty country(rusia)
>not in rich family with "connections"
>not attractive like Ryan Gosling
>doesnt have a dick like Skinhead from Brazzers
Why should even try, this is pointless. Its all about genes lottery, and I lost
>>28290743
I'd start by asking where the cell is and if I can get started early.
>>28290743
>go on tumblr
>post lots of selfies, cute animals, sexual shit, and women's lib stuff
>message every single girl that follows me
>compliment them endlessly
>ask them to be my gf
I'll have 37 girlfriends in one day, m8.
Why do women function like they do?
>much weaker bodies generally
>basically no ability to build muscle unless you dedicate your life to it
>emotional instability
>periods
>flappy tits
>"weaker" blood (less red blood cells)
>shorter height
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>>28290691
To be fair, men get much more sick than women do (because men's bodies are built to actually do things).
Women are better at literary arts but that is all I can think off the top of my head.
>>28291405
>women are better at literary arts
Are you literally retarded?
>mom locked herself out a few years ago when I was asleep
>after two hours I woke up to her banging on my window and when I let her in she was fucking furious at me
>ever since then I can't sleep comfortably because I'm scared something like this will happen again
>told her this today and she got angry again
>told me that everyone gets mad and that it's never too late for me to just forget about things; also...
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>>28290651
You're underage, so you automatically lose all arguments with your parents until you move out.
>>28290741
This, unfortunately.
I have fucked up parents like this too that have been a major cause for my social dysfunction, OP. I feel for you. Life is going to be a rough ride until/if you can finally be rid of them.
>>28290651
I had anxiety sleeping for a few years when I was a teenager, because my mom would wake me up all the time for dumb shit. Once she came into my room while I was sleeping, screaming at me that I took her pills, literally had no idea what she was talking about and she kept yanking my feet off my bed and shrieking that I'm a "GODDAMN LYING LITTLE SHIT" and slapping me and such. Bad moms can fuck you up. Just move out when you can.
http://pl.xhamster.com/movies/5235028/Emo_Emily_HD_Bigtoy_1.html
>>28290611
>being polish
hang in there bud
>>28290641
hanging since my birth
it is true ,
I just know .
Fembots, what do you think of really young girls like Eliza who come here?
Do you feel sorry for them?
I think if some of you actually tried to explain to them how they were fucking their lives up, they'd be more likely to listen to you.
She needs her dad to exercise some control over her life desu.
I'm a girl. I tried to talk to Eliza on Skype and she had no interest in me so I hate her. I didn't reveal my gender though.
>>28290747
she has no dad kek