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2016-05-02 22:41:39 Post No. 28291323
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2016-05-02 22:41:39
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I just discovered the best way to masturbate... it feels just like sex.
1. Get a ziploc bag and turn it inside-out.
2. Slather your dick and the inside of the ziplock bag with some sort of lubricant (can be actual lube, any kind of lotion, or ointment). I used vitamin A+D ointment. You don't need to use too much! Just enough to make your dick glide over the plastic smoothly and without pain.
3. Lift up your bed mattress to gain access to the springs underneath. Stick a pillow on top of the springs, underneath your mattress.
4. put ziploc bag (your new artificial vagina) on top of the pillow and underneath the mattress. It will be squished by the weight of the mattress yet cushioned by the pillow underneath.
5. Make sure your dick is lubed up and stick it in the ziplock bag. Fuck the bag while watching porn.
6. When finished, throw the bag away.
Voila! You have made your own contraption that feels like a vagina, using products you probably have around the house. You can push down on the mattress as you fuck it to apply more pressure if your "vagina" feels too loose.
I just tried it and came BUCKETS. I've had sex before, and nutting inside this thing feels just like nutting in a real vagina (just not as warm) and it felt fucking great.
Try it for yourself and reply letting me know how it worked out!
