How does this make you feel?
original for sure
>robot = robots
>human = normie society
>box = hopes and dreams
Robot ruled dystopian future when
>>28316448
>robots
>rule
Keep dreaming bro, robots will always be slaves
>be me
>dying for picfuckingrelated
>only have enough for food and delivery
>can't tip the guy
what do?
Tell him you'll get him next time.
or offer a handy.
go to the store you lazy fuck
>tipping
Americans should all kill themselves.
>Be me
>6'3 about 150lbs
>Simply doing my job
>I work at a collector's shop during this normie-invasion of stuff like wargames and comics
>I had this old woman walk in
>I assumed she is new to this kind of place, as most elderly women are, also by the fact I never seen her before.
>I decide to help her
"Hello ma'am, you look a little bit lost. Would you like my help?"
>This saggy-tit fossil grabs my arm
"You're too skinny, you should eat a cheeseburger"
>She completely ignores me and went back to looking
If I was a fat ass and she said I was too fat and should stop eating cheeseburgers people would be apoplectic. Yet, stuff like this happens to me at least monthly. Why is this acceptable behavior?
>>28316270
waaaaa im skinny abloo abloo
I'm 6'4 and a few pounds heavier than you, partly due to being diagnosed with early stage lymphoma. I've had this exact same interaction and love watching people squirm after I tell them its hard to develop an appetite after 5 months of mild chemo treatment
>>28316270
>not knowing old dinosaurs get a pass to be assholes to everyone they see
>wake up
>see this by your side
what would you do?
>>28316158
Prepare my bussy for him to pound.
>>28316158
Play it off as normal, tell him I need to pee, then run away and call animal control.
>>28316158
MAGA!
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ORIGIANALZ
Well its come to this and I don't give a shit anymore, anyone know a cheap and good way to kill yourself i'm piss broke and don't have a car
put a fucking plastic bag over your head
>>28316112
Drowning in a lake.
>>28316112
barbecue a chicken in your bedroom
"Aren't you glad I took you to this cat cafe, Anon? You don't have to be alone on the computer all of the time."
what the fuck is a cat cafe? Northerners baka desu senpai
>no superior species to save you from yourself
>>28316069
Could you do a realistic one please?
One where even an ugly, mildly autistic person can self-insert?Please
Post your oneitis (orig)
>tfw youre too late and born in the wrong era/species
your oneitis is ugly.
I would post mine but I don't want someone to reverse image search and find her instagram.
I recently got over my oneitis. Feels good.
>>28316460
>"your oneitis is ugly."
>a tripfag with an unwarranted opinion
Filtered, desu.
>tfw normies try to look you up on social media and don't find anything
>tfw google your name. Nothing.
probably assume you are either really fucking weird or alpha as fuk/myseterious...depending on if you are good looking or not. fucking normies.
I don't think anybody assumes that anon
>>28316061
Employers do.
If you're applying for entry level jobs and you don't have any social media accounts you're pretty much not getting a job. They want to be able to browse your pictures to see what kind of person you are so they don't waste their time calling a weirdo to an interview.
>>28316117
Nope.
I have never used social media and I got an entry level job a few months ago.
fat bastard/bitch feels
> retain water
> easily constipated
> eating 600-1000 kcals
> scale won't budge and bloated as fuck
> have to shit but can't
KILL MEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28315956
Have you tried, yaknow, exercising and eating properly? eating 1000 calories of mcdonalds isn't going to help you.
Maybe you should try exercising and eating more calories you tard.
>easily constipated
that's not exclusive to fat people, most people with anorexia have that issue
I fucking miss him so much
>>28315926
What do you miss about him?
He left you like a girl leaving a beta
I don't
he ruined this website by turning everyone into cuck fetishists before he left
>>28315937
I miss his cuteness, how much of a faggot he was, how he seemed like a babysitter for the mentally handicapped
>>28315939
its not he fault he got cucked by a roastie
all women are shiet
Why can't women resist Canadians?
Those titties are gross looking.
i don't know, OP, they just can't
also post more, i lost my canuckolding pictures long ago
What is wrong with her titties? Did the Canadian do that to her?
Who /bigfatretardedfaggot/ here?
>>28315852
Not fat but I definitely am a retarded faggot
me am
>>28315852
I'm not big
or retarded
or fat
But I'm definitely a faggot.
Just had my first gay hookup.
Felt beyond incredible.
Pls someone tell me I'm not going to hell
Greentext, otherwise this is uninteresting.
>>28315805
This or get out. Pics also encouraged
>tfw neet life turned me into a self hating bisexual fag that faps to bbc porn
who else /cuck/ here?
Aint no shame if you're open about the fag in you. It's the ones who still claim to be straight but fap to bbc that are kuks
>>28315762
At the same time I've done practically no anal masturbation in my life, I merely fantasize but never cross that emasculating line.
if it feels good do it until you're in the fucking ground
>tfw normie parents want you to go to the magician (a.k.a. psychiatrist) bc you are "weird" (no socialization, always alone, pretty much no talking and....don't act like others)
>tfw your parents think you are a dumbass just because you failed at university and put it like: "well, you tried it. Not all the ppl are like [my brother], school is not for everybody" (my brother is going well at uni.) Do you really think school defines what you do/do not know?
>tfw...
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What country do you live in?
If australia go back to uni for the benefits. Sleep in your car, spend your days in the uni.
that is exactly my fucking life the only difference is I have a sister
>>28315664
Im in a similiar situation, but I earned a worthless BA, and Im still stuck at home.
>graduated 5 years ago
>have had nothing but near min wage jobs since graduating
>spend my freetime alone in my room playing video games. Or getting drunk and watching TV
>recently got back in shape though
>go to family counseling because parents sick of my failure to...
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