"Aren't you glad I took you to this cat cafe, Anon? You don't have to be alone on the computer all of the time."
what the fuck is a cat cafe? Northerners baka desu senpai
>no superior species to save you from yourself
>>28316069
Could you do a realistic one please?
One where even an ugly, mildly autistic person can self-insert?Please
>>28316069
Thisactually looks like my asshole cat
It's like maid cafes, popular in Asia.
I've recently learned it.
>>28316069
that's cool but when do we fucc???
>>28316081
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_caf%C3%A9
do you just mean northern hemisphere?
>>28316069
A cat cafe just opened here in Philadelphia, and a second one is under construction.Planning to go even though I'm allergic to cats.
Most cat-lovers are infected with a parasite that usually infects cats. Look it up.
>>28316163
Toxiplasmosis. Harmless if you have any kind of immune system.
>>28316157
I like you anon. How do you Trust someone who does not like animals? As an Animals I just Can't.
Lurking normie here.
I've met girls who shit test dudes with their cats. If you ever go back to a girls house and the first thing she does is bring out her cat, you should try to make sure it likes you.
Getting a cat to imprint on you is actually kind of easy once you get the technique. You gotta break the ice with it's favourite toys, then be the right mix of friendly and rough. I have heard "wow, that's weird, he never usually likes anybody" quite a few times.
>>28316273
I think we know how to get a cat to like us, normie.
>If you ever go back to a girls house
never going to happen anyways
Why do women pretend to like cats?
>>28316081
It's a cafe that's full of cats. Sometimes you're allowed to adopt them as well.
CAT CAFE?! THAT SOUNDS LIKE STUFF MADE OF DREAMS, BUT IT'S OUTSIDE SO NO THANKS
>>28316674
this desu
I really want to go to one but I live in the fucking south where interesting things go to cease existing
Who needs a cat cafe when I have a furry cuddle machine right at home?
