>be me
>dying for picfuckingrelated
>only have enough for food and delivery
>can't tip the guy
what do?
Tell him you'll get him next time.
or offer a handy.
go to the store you lazy fuck
>tipping
Americans should all kill themselves.
>>28316311
are they gonna spit in my food next time though?
that pizza is way too white
>>28316331
nearest grocery store is too far on foot pizza joint is even further
>be robotno car
>living in da souf where nothing is on a grid and everything is spread the fuck out
dont tip..
if he has any problems then get the store shut down or get him fired.
boil water and put it by the door so you can throw it on him if you feel threatened.
>>28316345
all power to the pizza good brotha!
>>28316334
i'm too puss to try
>>28316406
...i like the boiling water idea, but with oatmeal or grits instead