these are the targets
moot isn't a cuck
>>28715423
are you fucking retarded, avgn is now uncucked
>>28715441
no he's not, he still has a black son
ITT: Post a picture with yourself, your favourite game and your room and have people guess what kind of person you are
Favorite games are diablo ii, dark souls and oblivion
>>28715416
this be me also
>>28715385
>>28715416
>>28715427
Kill yourselves pedofags
One of the psychopaths over on Wizardchan's "Feels" just murdered a cat http://thatfeelwhen.org/replies/210400/
Is there any way to get them back for this?
Probably, but what's the point?
>>28715364
Go out and murder some chick's pussy to show him up, senpai a desu
>>28715364
Ask /b/. They love cats, at least they used to.
You know what would make this board better? A voting system.
I'm serious, hear me out.
All of the shitty comments like "lel ur a fagget" and "kys" would sink to the bottom of the page while insightful and thought provoking comments would be lifted to to the top to let people see the best content at first glance. Why wouldn't you implement something like that? From a rational and logical standpoint, it only makes perfect sense.
Now, the other think is that it would give greater incentive to post meaningful or interesting content...
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lel ur a fagget
kys
Not even kidding famalam
>>28715375
Okay, ha ha. But you agree that it's a good idea, right?
Okerino brolovsci
Serious question fort the femanons
Whats your bare minimum qualification in a guy? Also if i where to search for a socially challenged grill such as yourself, whats/where the best way to look?
>Has to be in either medicine/law or have at least a master's degree in a non-meme field
>Cannot be fat or "husky" (skelly is okay)
>Very minimal (if any) acne/scarring
>Peen>5"
You don't usually see socially challenged grills in public. I stay in my room almost all the time. If I'm out I wear nondescript clothing and hide in a group of non-awkward girlies.
If you approach me I'll sperg out and...
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1. don't be an unironic /pol/tard
2. don't have a neckbeard
3. ????
4. profit
>>28716161
damn lost at 1
i wish i wasnt the way i am and im sorry to my dad that i turned out like this. i just want him to be happy because hes done so much for me but theres something wrong with me and im just really sorry about that. i wish i was normal and youdont deserve this you deserve someone better than me but i just have fucked everything up so im sorry
worst thread I've ever fucking seen
my life wasnt even bad i am just really weak and stupid as well i think. i just honestly wanted you to have someone that you could say you liked for a son and be someone who knows how to fish and fix things and be normal and strong and i cant do it and im so sorry that i cant be that way and it isnt your fault. you didnt do anything wrong its me and i qant to learn how to fish and shoot and im just not good at it. and i want to like football and iwatched it a lot and i dont and im sorry
It's not your fault. Literally aliens.
Basically the world is theirs after the non aliens were yoked to build the ground work.
I have a fantasy.
I want to kidnap a guy out of vengeance and slowly turn him into a girly sex slave. He would have to be fairly pretty from the beginning, but by the end he would be utterly submissive and actually crave being fucked. I have an idea about how to make this plan reality.
I imagine a situation where some guy tries to humiliate or otherwise offend me. There would have to be an appropriately severe event to prompt this level of retaliation.
Firstly I'd pay some thugs to black bag him from the street, and bring him into a van to be brought to my place....
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>>28715332
yeah that sounds pretty gay, desu
>>28715369
first post best post
Also OP that was a lulzy read. Definitely mentally ill
Imagine the look on your parents' face if they knew you wrote that
>>28715383
that's why this anonymous image board is an anonymous image board.
I've been ignoring my oneitis for the past few weeks, and she hasn't made an effort to speak to me either. I miss her so much even though we're just friends. I just want to hear her voice and smell her hair and hold her body close to mine. But ignoring her is the only cure. It's so fucking hard.
>>28715250
doesnt help i havnt spoken to my oneitis in over 1 and a half years still feel those feels daily
>>28715250
what the fuck is oneitis
>>28715841
A prolonged inflammation of the soul.
Holy fucking shit this is amazing. I just saw this video online of a hidden camera "prank" where a girl walks into an internet cafe and interacts with a bunch of beta males. Absolutely hilarious reactions.
Its in Turkish btw and i can translate parts if you guys want to.
http://youtu.be/d5qei0MjNew
translate the comments roach
gib us the general jist of it lad, it looks funny
>>28715290
She asks for help and teases them
>feminist "vagina yeast beer" movements
>sjw "please fuck my girlfriend Abdul" movements
>trump "kill all mexicans, and blacks and arabs and everybody else while you are at it" supporters
>"i need an m4 at home otherwise my freedom is at stake" retards
>"i need an m4 and huge car because i have a small penis" rednecks
>pathetic "i have...
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OP got cucked by an All-American Chad
>>28715189
The American strawman works well in socialist hellholes when they need to keep their starving miserable populations in check most of the time.
Good work.
>>28715189
Europe has been predicting our imminent demise since 1776. Call me when it happens.
WHY DO YOU INSIST ON TURNING THIS BOARD INTO REDDIT 2.0 AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE!!?? STOP BEING FAGGY ATTENTION WHORE PIECES OF SHIT AND POST ANONYMOUSLY LIKE THE REST OF US! THERE ARE SO MANY OF YOU NOW. YOU AREN'T COOL, YOU AREN'T INTERESTING, YOU AREN'T FUCKING SPECIAL NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW YOU NORMALFAG CUNTS! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Calm it son.
Afraid of making this shithole better
>>28715227
shouldn't you be busy being profiled by cops in Scotland?
>be 19
>couldn't go to uni last year because of money issues
>oh sweet, I get a whole year of being free!
This has been the most miserable point in my entire life.
I'm terrified of going back to school because I feel like I don't remember shit. If I drop out this year, I will have no chance at being a normie. I don't want to be like you fags, but I don't have the ambition or courage to change myself.
It's too late.
One of us one of us.
>>28715121
Stay active. Don't sink into a rut of passivity. Keep busy with a job or a class or something. Keep your brain engaged and learning.
>>28715121
Been there; grab a notebook and start the last class you took before uni on khan academy, an afternoon of review is gonna put you far ahead of whatever other dudes are in your first year class.
Also you are here forever, you can succeed in school, find a nice job, and a girl that will suck your dick on command nut still end every day hear with the rest of the robots. It doesn't wash off.
>do nofap for day
>feel surge of masculine anger
>still encased in pathetic manlet small dick body
Just makes me want to kill myself.
can we see your benis
I've been obsessed with NoFap for so long that I no longer get a boner.
I know that exact feeling.
Even if nofap gave me the confidence to approach women, I'm still inadequate in every way.
U know how children are almost never considered ugly I was wondering at what age did Ur shield of cuteness cease to exist leaving only the neckbeard nightmare standing before us today?
Middle school is when people start going out of the phase where no one will call them ugly because they're a kid.
Also, that's when kids transition from "innocent kid who doesn't know better" to "mean teenager that intimidates people" if they do anything wrong.
basically at 5-6 years old since then i've only been that ugly kid
Whenever you start going through puberty. For me it was around 12.
>be cooking food in microwave
>own 800 watt microwave
>follow instructions for a 1000 watt one
>>28715047
>Suggested to self improve to better my life and the life of those around me
>Don't
Devilish thread anyone?
>tell myself i'll go to bed earlier today
>still up till 6
>>28715047
>watching video on youtube
>video person guy tells me to like and subscribe if I enjoyed his contest so I do both
Somebody stop me! I'm a demon!