>be cooking food in microwave
>own 800 watt microwave
>follow instructions for a 1000 watt one
>>28715047
>Suggested to self improve to better my life and the life of those around me
>Don't
Devilish thread anyone?
>tell myself i'll go to bed earlier today
>still up till 6
>>28715047
>watching video on youtube
>video person guy tells me to like and subscribe if I enjoyed his contest so I do both
Somebody stop me! I'm a demon!
>>28715255
>guy tells me to like and subscribe if i like the content
>i enjoyed but i dont leave a like
i'm an absolute monster
>>28715047
>mum calls me
>asks how i am
>"oh im ok"
>im secretly horribly depressed
>"Cook for 2 minutes 30 seconds, stir, recover and cook for a further 2 minutes"
>I actually just cook it for 4 minutes 30 seconds without stopping
>>28716227
you devil
this thread should be bumped
somebody should do that
>teachers tell us to not forget about the homework due tomorrow
>forget about it
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MY MICROWAVE'S WATTAGE IS
ARGHHHHHH
>on last day of school teacher tells us to have a great summer
>i have a terrible summer
joke's on her
>Food in my freezer is recalled due to listeria outbreak
>Eat it anyway
>>28717175
>>28717175
Good for you. You paid for it you're entitled to do with it what you want.
>>28717175
Ottawa-cuck pls go and stay go. We don't want anyone that voted for weedman here.
>go to Walmart
>get a bunch of frozen food first
>spend an hour shopping around
>go to cashier
>tell them I forgot my wallet I'll be right back
>don't come back
>frozen food is all thawed
>go to supermarket
>go into mens bathroom
>take a big wet shit in the middle of the floor
>take mop that was left and swish it around over the sinks and stalls
>go to the smallest beta employee i can find
>tell him to go clean that shit
>silently watch behind as he goes in and out contemplating his current situation
>>28715047
>asked for change by homeless person
>"sorry mate i dont have any change'
>go and buy a sandwich form the stall right in front of him"
>see wet floor sign
>pick it up and throw it under some shelves
>slip and fall
>argue with owners
>sue
>>28717376
did something similar. there was some guy begging next to some kiosk. normally i do not have any problem with poor people begging or being charitable, but trying to guilt people who want to buy something into giving you their money instead is extremely immoral.
so i just went there and bought useless shit that i don't even like just to fuck with him.
>>28717402
>implying you actually did that
>>28717376
>Do you have any spare change???
"Yup."
>Walk away
