Since /r9k/ is full of yellow fever faggots (me included) what's your opinion on asian porn?
Although asian women can be so hot how come they completely ruin their porn?
>male porn star usually has a short dick and barely does real thrusts, just rubbing
>too much licking and fingering, way too long foreplay
>constantly using gross sex toys
>female porn stars yell and scream like they are being murdered, no sex appeal at all
>they...
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>>28768618
That body is too much.
Why can't I be Chad?
Why did I have to be a low IQ manlet with no self control?
bawwww
Is that some shiori tsukada
bitch is fucking THICK in all the right places
Yeah I have yellow fever but not to go over there.
I want to bring some qt back who can barely speak English, feed her a burger and make her wear an american flag baseball cap. I want to make her say "AMERICA NUMBA WAN" while giggling and having no idea what's going on before I slowly push her down to her knees.
And then I orgasm, stop jerking off and come back to my lonely reality as an ignorant virgin loser.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-n-9DgqyWY
How does this make you feel?
>>28768589
>intermittent memeing
didn't even watch, kek
>>28768589
Humored because greg o'gallagher is a fucking idiot.
>>28768667
Please elaborate why he is an idiot. He seems to be living every mans dream.
>tfw no freewill
>pride is illogical, even for "your" accomplishments
>lost what little motivation for self-improvement I still had
>>28768463
This is what people who haven't rejected free will think happens. I've yet to meet a person who did it who became unmotivated. Motivation is builtin in human kids and adults and it's not going to go away just because of a realization.
shameless /thread
Life is Consumption, Reproduction, Addiction & Parasitism. It's C.R.A.P. We, as sentient feeling organisms, are the products of 4 billion years of the holocaust of evolution - it's not a good story, and it's not one worth continuing.
>be 26, have had sex with fifteen girls so far
>been going through a dry spell of over a year because ive lost a lot of passion and energy over past five years
>dont care much about descending into involuntary celibacy
why do people bully.
what do you honestly get out of it
>>28768444
A false sense of superiority.
>>28768444
An ego boost
Your lunch money nerd
Is there any real proof that women only want chad?
Or is this a /r9k/ meme?
yeah, it's called real life
The fact that women stay in abusive relationships for years, when even most of the worst can easily be escaped by simply calling the police.
Women want chads dick by definition.
Remember you wont be succesful if you dont get all muscley and hot.
I saw a Stacey today with bigger traps than me and realized she could beat me up.
Madcow 5x5 with full cleans
Pull-ups on off days
> tfw never been able to keep my routine for more than one week, because mental trainwreck.
> tfw stay 121lbs skeleton forever
Aye white boy, hand over them sketchas.
>>28768201
I can see that your bandanas are getting in the way of your eyes my african brothers. I am not white and these aren't 'sketchas'. Rest assured that I would give you such shoes if I possessed them because the aforementioned shoes are not my style.
What sketchers?
>>28768266
*they both unload into your face*
Say realistically your waifu became real.
What would you do?
Marry her
Sheh
she's a doll. so not much
>>28768221
how would you explain her mysterious appearance?
Having a GF is pure bliss for a few months until you realize that you have better things to do than waste half an hour a day talking about nothing, and then it all just descends into spite and passive aggressive behavior.
You long for companionship but when you get it you realize that women are merely shallow, vapid, often times stupid people.
About the 300th time she wants to talk to you about what Karen did today or how her mom bothers here you might just fucking snap. DO NOT SEEK WOMEN FOR COMPANIONSHIP. They're stupid. They don't share your fun,...
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>bf stopped talking to me
>too much of a pussy to tell him I mind that
Just pick a girl who hates herself next time, you have a 50/50 chance of getting a punching bag/welcome mat gf just by random chance so you must have actively tried to get girls with self esteem.
>DO NOT SEEK WOMEN FOR COMPANIONSHIP. They're stupid. They don't share your fun, niche hobbies
There are chicks out there who actually have interesting personalities and are into good films/vidya/culture or whatever you are into.
It just takes time and patience to find one. I always say when looking for a gf look for someone you would want as a friend first then someone you would wanna fuck second. Most guys go the other way around.
>>28768261
>There are chicks out there who actually have interesting personalities and are into good films/vidya/culture or whatever you are into.
Those girls were just initiated by their previous bfs.
It's easy to make girls like things, just initiate a girl yourself and then they'll also remind her of you.
Elliot's sister is smoking hot, rich, and educated.
Somehow she lucked out on the genetic lottery. Other Haffus look very Chinese still with wide faces. Elliot looked kinda chinese still. She in contrast just looks like an Olive skinned medeterainian girl.
She's going to be living the easy life. She's gonna marry and have some kids.
Elliot meanwhile is rotting in a cemetery. His legacy is that of the "Virgin Killer".
>>28768077
>cemetery
He was cremated sadly.
>>28768107
How long before someone here eats his ashes ritualistically?
>>28768137
They were scatted in the sea.
How can I have a girlfriend and still have time for my autistic hobbies like wearing my headphones and blasting music while I air drum violently in my armchair?
>air drum violently in my armchair
pleb. I listen to electro swing and always stand up pretending I'm playing the saxophone.
>>28768055
I play the air keyboard while listening to my music
We should form an air band senpais
>>28768030
someone from plebbit is gonna screencap this
>Wake up
>Go outside
>See non-white
>Day ruined
>>28767991
Why are you white robots so racist...? Whats wrong with blacks, hispanics or Indians...?
>>28768086
Europe should stay white,It's white homeland
>>28767991
>Wake up
>Go outside
>See teenage couple
>Day ruined
Mental illness general. Discuss your issues here. I have a story from yesterday and I was hoping someone could help me figure of why I did this...
>schizoaffective disorder
>BPD
>home alone yesterday
>walk downstairs and notice a bunny in my backyard just sitting there
>just for fun, I go and grab my semi-automatic metal BB handgun
>open the downstairs patio door and aim the gun at it...
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kill yourself cunt
og
The humble beginnings of a serial killer
>>28768004
I should add that I have very strong desires to kill happy looking people, but that's just because I'm covetous of their happiness. I don't think I would actually do it though. I told my psychiatrist and he said it's fine to think those thoughts if you don't act on them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vCvf44GIec
Is he going to go full Elliot, today?
This failed normie is making satirical videos of us. He's really not gonna do shit.P.S. stop promoting your shitty channel here
>>28767887
sup alex
i saw you in the chatroom last night
I don't believe he is.
Let's indulge our autism and play on the old 2007 runescape servers together.
f2p so no worries m8
I've been woodcutting as a member lately on RS3.
>>28767892
m8 why would you do that you cant even see the pixels
>>28767939
I'm too lazy to want to start all over again with a new account. I've never been good with commitment even when it comes to a game.