Aye white boy, hand over them sketchas.
>>28768201
I can see that your bandanas are getting in the way of your eyes my african brothers. I am not white and these aren't 'sketchas'. Rest assured that I would give you such shoes if I possessed them because the aforementioned shoes are not my style.
What sketchers?
>>28768266
*they both unload into your face*
>>28768201
These shoes only cost ten bucks. They're very cheap. Go ahead and take them,
>>28768201
Lmao guys those are crocs.
>>28768324
>shooting someone over $30 shoes
typical niggers
You seem to be mistaken, gentlemen. I am not wearing sneakers, let alone of the aforementioned brand. These, currently on my feet, are sandals. Sandals that I purchased at the nearby drug store for $2.
What's the issue, gentlemen?
>>28768407
>$2 sandles
Are they pieces of torn off cardboard with tape?
>>28768201
I would fight them, I dont care if they shoot me. I want to die anyway
Sure thing gentlemen, just let me untie my laces...
*crouches under the pretense of reaching for laces*
*spins on toe and leaps into the air, unleashing a devastating dragon fist uppercut*
*first negro has his jaw shattered and nearly torn from his face*
*second negro drops his gun in terror and scrambles to make a getaway*
Oh, what's this? You seem to have forgotten your bullets!
*shoots him in the back several times*
Heh...these boots were made for walking...
>>28768460
there are half-decent shirts, flip flops, hats and socks for sale at almost every dollar store
>>28768460
I live in Hawaii, friend.
>>28768503
>Heh...these boots were made for waIking...
>pull out my Smith and Wesson 22 victory and unload five shots in the nigger's faces.
Get by without any legal troubles because of my state's castle doctrine classifies this as a justifiable homicide.
>>28768654
>two guns pointed straight at your face
>reaching for your gun
way to go champ
>>28769256
>what is a side holster
>implying I don't carry a loaded gun at all times
>implying im not quick enough to off two niggers that can't even hold a gun properly.
>implying my katana isn't already out
>implying those nigger's heads are still attached to their necks
>>28768503
>Pshh, nothing personal nigger
>>28769316
You're that guy that dies every movie. The asshole who takes the only gun the group has, is overconfident, gets merc'd so quickly and with little effort, then the rest of the movie is how the others are gonna get the gun from your dead body.
>>28769316
You're dumb as a box of rocks to think you're quick enough to draw and fire before two people pull the trigger. I carry everyday and know that shit is a no no, and no self defense class would tell you to draw in that situation. You give ccw holders a bad name, Botch Holiday.
>>28769316
I love how people always mention "thugs" (thug is the socially acceptable nigger of the 21st century) hold their guns wrong. Like that would make any difference at point blank, especially if they are toting something crazy like a semi with a 30-clip and a hairpin trigger that fires at the slightest pulse.
>>28768201
You can take my sketches but you can never take my love. I will only get better.
Sketchers?
Bitch I ain't no fuck boy nigga
>wearing sketchers and not new balance
Unrealistic desu
>>28769544
Is there anything you can do w/guns in your face? Counterattack w/hands & feet? Or just give them everything? What f they want to kill you b/c you're white?
>>28770555
Once they're drawn and in your face, your best bet is to cooperate, point blank period. You don't risk your life for a wallet, some sketchers, and your ego. Most robberies are just that, until the victim does something stupid.
Now if you really think they are going to kill you (if they hadn't already shot you what are they waiting for), there are things you can try, with the caveat of you'll probably lose anyway. The best advice I could give going into any situation whether gun or knife, is know that you're going to be shot or stabbed. Your job is to not let them shot or stab you where they want, but where you choose.
>>28768201
>sketchers
Niggers confirmed for shit taste.
>>28770555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_8BzXING-A&ab_channel=ronjon707
No.
Bro who the actual fuck wears sketchers
No like seriously
Literally who
If I was wearing a fresh pair of tims, sure I getcha, but sketchers?
>>28768654
>he carries a .22
Are you trying to get them to die of laughter from being tickled?
>>28768201
sorry my famalam I wear boots not sketchas but you can have em anyway
>proceed to pull out my MR 75 and chase after them the moment they stop pointing their guns at me
>>28771677
MR 73*
ayy lmao
>>28771314
>thug sees anon pull a gun
>thug with his grade 3 quickly analyzes the gun and goes over various ballistics tests in his head using the current range and gun caliber, taking into account average marksmanship skills of people in anon's demographic
>"ha, I have a 65.43% chance of not getting killed, what an idiot"
>>28768503
>these boots were made for walking...
is that just what they'll do?
>>28768201
You want my shoes?
But why though?
>>28768201
>ever wearing sneakers.
kek.
>>28768201
Can't you read? I have New Balance on your stupid niggers.
>>28768201
Tyrone 'sketchas' are pure pleeb-tier. These my friend are the shoes of royalty. Monarchs.
>>28771918
>dumb niggers think that shoes matter and make you a king
>better follow their ideas
this is why western society is slowly and painfully falling apart
>>28772003
nice catch anon. keep up the good work!
>>28768201
Jokes on you I dont go outside
>>28768201
FUCC OFF FUCC OFF FUCC OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THESE COSTED ME 20 GOLDEN STARS REEEEEEEEEE
>>28772035
>i shall use le trilby hat meme to make him feel wrong
it's not working, buddy
Wow, maybe /pol/ is onto something after all. I wonder if my state has any WN organizations I can join...
You're seriously gonna steal my grass stained, ruined, smelly ass shoes? Fine, take them. i've been looking for a reason to buy new work shoes.
lol why do you think people are going to rob you OP do you feel like you have something that you want people to rob its ok OP you should realize that what you have is shraed by everyone and what others have is an idea to all and that everyone is looking for the same thing and if they do something bad like rob or cheat or lie or steal or kill than they are only trying to cover something up or save themselves
