>tfw you spend at least an hour looking for the right thing to jack off to
>about to Jizz
>but want to jizz to something else
>>28843299
>>28843248
>busting to something you weren't that into
>find something way better in the related videos a minute later
>>28843248
>feeling Horny but not towards anything specifically so nothing does it for you
The North Sentenalese..... A tribe of savage cavemen inhabiting an island in the Indian Ocean. They have absolutely no technology and you can count on one hand the number of times they have seen an outsider in the last century. Their language is indecipherable and aside from attacking/killing any who approach very little is known about then.
So what does /r9k/ think? Would tou trade your current life to live with these cavemen? Do tou think you would even survive?
>>28843060
Nobody cares about your ooga-booga savage bullshit.
Also, kys tripfag etc.
>>28843076
Lol w/e you say dumbass. If nobody cares there wouldnt have been all the failed attempts to study them.
>>28843060
Nobody cares. Leave them be.
Also, go be a faggot somewhere else, faggot.
What song was it, /r9k?
>>28843004
Shit's fucked up.
>>28843004
CRAWLING IN MY SKINNNNNNN
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEEOOOOL
Only classic loud beeps for me, please
>go to job interview
>never get call back
everytiem
>>28842962
iktf dude.
>tfw can't even get a shitty warehouse job
>>28842962
>apply for job
>get denied because of my physical appearance and they flat out tell me so
mother fuckers
You have to call them back bud.
Are you looking forward to getting bred out of existence, whitefags?
Thanks for contributing to white genocide by the way. Staying at home and bitching about women being whores instead of getting a gf and making a family is really playing into our hands.
>>28842954
>Pabst blue ribbon
>>28842954
wouldn't other races be bred out as well, it would just be one race of people why is this directed at white people specifically, besides tht everyone on this site is a middle class 13 y/o white kid
>>28842954
>Are you looking forward to getting bred out of existence, whitefags?
a little
You on you're deathbed. What are your final words /r9k/?
Finally. I get to see what's been waiting for me all these years.
the picture attached to this post is relevant to the subject matter
4chan gave me this cancer
>Respect your parents!
>Bullies lose in the end and the nerds win.
>Work hard and you'll get somewhere in life!
>jesus loves you
>>28842934
>implying you shouldn't respect your parents unless they're crazed drug addicts or assholes that don't care about you
>>28843079
>>>/Reddit/orgasm postioly
The hardwork thing is especially true. Especially in todays age with social media. People will only get jobs if their super social and are friends with everyone. Its impossible to get a job now a days if you werent in a frat in college drinking every single night with friends and socializing.
>be me
>Grade 11 sex education class
>Some fat feminist giving us lecture on how they are double standards for men and women.
>Says it's ok for girls to fuck and shouldn't be slut shamed.
>I decide to take revenge
>We have the option to ask questions anonymously and put them in a box end of class.
> Next day
>She open...
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>Be 14 years old
>Find out dad's cheated on mom multiple times, I have proof and he knows I know
>Don't tell mom, because muh financial stability
>Fast forward 10 years later, living the NEET life
>Dad won't kick me out because he's afraid I'll expose his infidelity
>Grade 11 sex education class
What? We got sex ed in like 5th grade.
>>28842919
>friend from old school bullied me and ruined my life
>found out he's now a dealer
>call police on him anonymously
What instruments do you guys play? pic related me at my second recital.
guitar, bass,clarinet
is there anyone +16 on this board anymore? holy fuck
>>28842897
>Instrument?
Classical Guitar
What kind of music do you play anon?
>women
i seriously hope you stay away from them
>professional model
>leeching off divorce money
when will men with money learn?
Like my man DiCaprio he just fucks 10/10 escorts all day, that's doing it right.
>>28842884
>marries a bisexual blonde woman 20+ years younger
>expects her to stay
Where do you get your fap material? And what do you jerk off to?
I'm seeking alternatives to my current options. I've been using mostly pornolab.net, g.e-hentai.org and some other occasional websites.
My fap collection consists generally of western siterips, JAVs, various picture sets from all over the place (which includes ero-cosplay, amateur pics, and professional models photo sets like metart and others), doujins, and, lastly, common hentai episodes.
What I am interested in is: where is a convenient place OR a convenient way to discover new...
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mainly pornhub and giantessworld.com
I go to aliexpress, click on womens clothing, and fap to the reviews with pictures. The leggings ones are my favorite
Tumblr desu
Original.
Hey fellow robots, I am about to enter my first year of Uni and I have never ever had sex.
My parents are from India and I was born in Bangalore but my parents immigrated to UK for better life.
>inb4pooinloo.asf
Right, well here is my plan to get laid in Uni this year, I have just turned 18 and I will be able to purchase cigarettes from the off license near my house. I always see the hot white girls in high school smoking so I figured if I can be known as the guy around campus who always has cigarettes I have a better chance...
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>>28842878
POO IN UNILOO
Flawless logic. You are the ubermensch the legends foretold.
>>28842918
What is Ubermench?
Do you think we will ever get any more Elliot leaks, Or has everything been exhausted now?
>>28842874
I think his death certificate could be obtained, if only there was a rich American willing to do that (I'm neither rich nor American, so I can't do that).
There are also these relics and probably more, but I have no idea if they are possible to get even in theory:
>some unreleased Elliots (including one where he's with James and some others in front of Chin's home, mentioned in MTW)
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You guys are obsessed with an entitled pampered whiny mongrel that was cucked by a door.
Refute this. I'll wait.
>>28844395
>cucked by a door
kek what
Describe your life in a haiku
>have bad autism
>3d women turn me down
>only 2d now
>pic not related
Have a small penis
Make gay thread on r9K
Mfw I'm op
>>28842845
I remember that movie
>>28842845
I used to watch the SHIT out of that movie back in the day.
Actual question:
anon, why do you hate girls? they are really nice to me
>>28842843
Because none of them wants to speak with me. None of them has ever initiated a conversation with me unless it's something related to school/work. None of them has sat next to me on the bus/train.
That's basically why I dislike females. I like their tits and pussies but their fucking personality and attitude it not worth my time. I tried really hard to get a girl to like me but she just ended up lying to me with "le we can be friends anon" and has NEVER EVER spoken to me after that point....
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>>28842843
because we can buy 30 fleshlights for 3000 dollars
what female do you know that can live for 30 years on 10000 dollars
>>28842843
I've have horrible experiences with women, enough to know i don't like em'
An example of a shitty experience with a woman:
>I got a job putting stickers on boxes
>get paired up with a girl my age
>nigger lady walks up to us and hands me some stickers i unknowingly accept them
>at the end of the end of the day the boss sees my table
>"anon, why are there extra stickers on your table?"
>i had completely forgotten how the extra stickers got there, it had been a long day.
>boss lady thinks i missed stickers on some boxes and gets pissed off at me
>i know i did my job perfectly, but since i'm new they can't take my word for it
>partner knows where the stickers came from but wont say shit
>got fired because of a nigger lady and a shitty partner
Women are shit, sabotaging me like that on the first day. They knew boss dyke was going to make a huge deal out of the stickers and my partner didn't give me a heads up. I'm never going to work so long as women work. I'm just going to live on neetbux, thanks for your taxes wagies, keep up the good work, ganbatte.