>women
i seriously hope you stay away from them
>professional model
>leeching off divorce money
when will men with money learn?
Like my man DiCaprio he just fucks 10/10 escorts all day, that's doing it right.
>>28842884
>marries a bisexual blonde woman 20+ years younger
>expects her to stay
![YhT90jw[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SvhGt82.jpg "YhT90jw[1].jpg")
>>28842884
Johnny, meet your new friend Brendan
WOMEN BTFO
LEFTISTS BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cdN3j3mYOw
>>28842884
Rich older men are stupid though. Why marry younger women?
He deserves it senpai.
>>28843038
>"bisexual"
women who claim bi are deffo doing it for attention
This is shockingly unjust
What a bloody fool, to marry that woman.
>>28843191
She was with a woman for 4 years, that's a long time just for attention. Bitch was probably a dyke all along, barely tolerating Depps wrinkly cock for the $$
>>28843279
Bisexuals and even lesbians don't exist. Look up Political Lesbianism, it's the core behind current bis and lesbians. Some do it for attention, others for sticking it to the patriarchy.
>>28843008
agree but dicaprio is a closeted homo
>>28842884
I could've sworn she was a dyke. Just a phase I guess
As much as family courts are fucked up, I don't think that whore Amber would be able to get much out of Depp. They've only been married for 15 months, and that isn't long enough for any substantial (relatively speaking) alimony payments on his behalf. Granted, it still sucks that she's trying to get cash out of him, but I'm fairly certain that Depp can afford competent lawyers.
Sometimes I'm happy to be a robot.
Especially knowing how all women are money grabbing whores who only care about themselves.
>>28842884
>getting married
>possibility of getting cucked goes through the roof
I'll stay away
>>28843441
Both sexes can get me hard, sorry bro.
>that feel when going outside and feeling no attraction towards women
Feels good to be 2Dsexual
>>28842884
I will never understand how a woman is entitled to money from a man who makes his own income and does not have children with her.
>>28843542
He used to be a live-in pretty boy for Dana Giacchetto who is obviously gay.
>>28842884
Typically I'd feel bad for the man if he had no choice and the women used her "muh feminism" powers to fuck him over.
But I never have sympathy for rich men who marry young women and then inevitably get fucked when they divorce.
Depp is just a fucking retard.
Sign a pre-nup or be prepared to lose all your money in court. It's really not that hard.
Look at what the founder of Minecraft did, who is worth billions.
He signed a pre-nup with a girl when he married her, they got divorced a year later, and he didn't get fucked over in divorce proceedings.
Everyone's happy.
Ask somebody who's going to get married for the next 60+ years and have 3-5 kids with anything
>>28842884
I am so never getting married.
>>28842884
>she thinks she anyone successful will go near her romantically wise now that she's done this.
Women, everyone. Leeches.
>2016
>getting married
no sympathy from me
This is why if I get famous I'm just going to be a playboy like Hugh Heffner
>>28843779
This.
Johnny Depp has plenty of "pull" with all the kike producers and big players in Hollywood. He could ruin her career easily.
Are women incapable of realizing that their actions have real consequences?
>>28843757
What fantasy world do you live in?
She'll start to crave Chad's cock two years into the marriage, and either she'll cheat on you and you'll find out, leave you for Chad and make you pay child support for the rest of your life, or Chad will kill you so they can be together.
>>28843698
didn't know that. gives me
all the more reason to believe he's gay then
>>28843787
>>28843779
>>28843773
>>28843633
>>28843628
Spot the beta kike cucks everyone
>>28843757
she's cute i'm jealous senpai
>>28843825
t. Amber Heard
they had no prenup right? Not that it'll help but damn.
>>28842884
>i seriously hope you stay away from them
>IMPLYING ANY OF US HAD A CHOICE!
Seriously though, we're all red-pilled here.
>>28842884
I bet she saw him cry and show emotions over her death and was instantly turned off.
Women are all psychopaths.
>>28843814
>this post was brought to you by a degenerate who can only grab degenerate women
He needs to lose everything to serve as an example for the rest of American men. It'd be a huge redpill if the world famous Johnny Depp lost everything to a cunt through divorce.
>>28842884
>2016
>getting married
>getting married when you are rich and famous and can get any model tier girl you want and just date and fuck them like dicaprio
>getting married when you have everything to lose and nothing to gain
>getting married to a girl that is also an actor, is famous, rich and has a high ego
>getting married to a female celebrity that will be guaranteed to cheat on you and then divorce you when you could get a non celebrity girl that is even hotter and wont want be as likely to cheat or divorce because she knows the odds of getting married to a famous guy worth 400 million were like 1 in a million and she wont be able to luck out again
shiggy diggy dog
>>28842884
>r9k
>giving up on women
the average robot still puting those demons in pedestals
just look all those orbiters when a ''fembot'' appears
and lets not talk about all the fembots threads
>>28843623
divorce courts and seemingly the entirety of the internet(twitter and click bait article websites) will be against him, pushing for her to get as much as she possibly can.
Elliot roger was right, women need to be kept in cages and only let out to be their assigned males' GAGF(Government Assigned Girlfriend)
>>28843861
All women are degenerate women.
>>28843843
>being red pilled means you're going to be a childless beta
wrong, weeb
>>28843901
You say this because you can only pull degenerate women lol. Simple.
Then again I doubt you pull in any women
>>28842884
The guy has more money than he needs. He figured a year or two of prime 10/10 mouth, ass and pussy are worth the millions that mean nothing to him anyway. The guy is a druggie and probably only cares about pleasure. I would do the same. They probably waited for his mother to pass so she isn't bothered by this.
Meanwhile idiots like OP think those relationship dynamics work the same in his shit pleb life. Just end your life already OP.
>>28843795
dicaprio has to be the smartest man in hollywood
>>28843943
found the married cuck
How do I get a rich husband that will spoil me? I'm in the process of getting a bunch of cosmetic surgery to increase my value as a woman, but I'm still not sure how to find a good man with lots of money. I know there are websites for sugar daddies and such, but I don't want to wind up with and old ugly guy that just so happens to have a fat wallet. How do I break into the higher echelon of the social elite? Do I need to fuck my way up the ladder?
>>28843895
This. Courts exist to serve women. There's never been a time or place in history where women have ever been dealt with on equal terms by the law or society.
Remember that even after that Jian Ghomeshi trial exposed his false rape accusers as massive whores, liars, and as conspiring to lie and abuse the system, the mass media and women in general (and most males) continue to see him as an evil rapist.
>>28843940
Even Mother Teresa craved Chad cock.
Why the fuck do you think she spent so much time in Africa? It wasn't to help people, it was to ride as much Chad BBC as she could.
>>28843971
What kind of retarded logic is that?
I am a mgtow and i would never marry or have children, this doesn't change the fact that the relationship dynamics between the rich people and totally removed from the general population. Those people live lives that the average person can't even begin to fathom.
>>28843943
>Meanwhile idiots like OP think those relationship dynamics work the same in his shit pleb life.
>He thinks they don't
They do they're just on a much smaller scale
>>28843696
Because that's what marriage was for. It's supposed to be a business contract.
"Early marriage was borne of ancient societies' need to secure a safe environment in which to breed, handle the granting of property rights, and protect bloodlines."
>>28843992
more red pillz plz
I hatez women memes
>>28843757
good luck with that.
Funniest thing i've seen on here all day.
>>28843862
This.
Depps gonna be a MRA martyr.
And to be honest, the message against marriage needs to be drilled into men's heads.
Shit. The whole thing is a loaded gun against your head, sometimes literally, with some men being in and out of jail for failure to pay child support/alimony (because they were bled dry) killing themselves.
The whole thing is an uncaring meat-grinder slaughterhouse that'll turn any sheeple dumb enough to follow the heard, into lamb chop.
Also;
>>28843912
>>28843825
Spotted the anti-male, feminist, pro-marriage fembot looking to shame men into thinking marriage is actually a smart move.
and one last note; >>28843719
Pre-nups aren't 100%, they get thrown out of court often.
Buried gold is where its at.
>>28844019
Did you even read my post fuckface?
I said Depp obviously planned this, the average chump like OP expects a woman to be with him forever or some stupid shit like that.
Most men in general are just as stupid as their women and when their women cuck them they cry and cry how bad women are when they are just as shit.
>barely lasted a year
given how the vast majority of hollywood marriages end this way, why the fuck would any actor get married? even rich businessmen, musicians and athletes too to a smaller extent. hell, why would anyone get married nowadays..
>>28844127
Pussy makes men dumb.
>2016
>getting married
lmao
>>28844066
>>28844057
>>28844008
All you have to do is not settle for less. You have to obtain a woman that is equal to you, or better.
That's what I did, and now I have a girlfriend that I'm going to marry.
Is that hard? Or are you guys low energy cucks with no job/shitty jobs?
Which is it?
>>28844197
You know your gf is riding BBC on the side.
Have fun spending the rest of your life paying child support for some mixed race piece of shit.
>>28844197
>dat delusion
if you were really happy you wouldn't be spending your time on here trying to prove yourself to strangers
>>28844241
>-m-muh BBC fetish ;_; oh god why am I such a lonely piece of shit tfwnogf ;_;
lol. Don't worry cuck, we can't all win the lottery of life
she's barely in the wrong
in fact she would be stupid to go without the easily earned fortune
the question is why in this age people can still sue their ex after a divorce for money. if women are considered equal now and able to earn money themselves there is no need for them to leech off the money after a divorce. with marriages mostly only lasting few years and no children coming out of it the law allowing these kind of lawsuits is obsolete.
>>28844197
Women aren't equal to men, feller.
>better
Post her pictures on here again when you find out she's been cucking you for years and wants to get divorced, take a break or have an open marriage.
I want to laugh at you some more, i'm willing to wait.
>>28844197
>You have to obtain a woman that is equal to you, or better.
>That's what I did, and now I have a girlfriend that I'm going to marry.
100% of married men thought this exact same thing.
"she's different".
"She's not like that".
"We're gonna be married forever and ever and be happy".
Half those cunts were wrong. You might be fine gambling all your stuff on a coin flip, but I'm not.
>Or are you guys low energy cucks with no job/shitty jobs?
At this point, I'm sure the word "cuck" has lost all meaning.
Also
>Shaming.
Feminist detected. You're overused tactics won't work on the smarter of us men anymore, we live in a man-hate society, we'll be shamed either way so why fight it or try to fit your standards?
Shaming no longer works.
what do i do if i want to have kids with a girl and live with her essentially like we are married but dont actually want to be married? no matter how great the girl is i just dont trust anyone but myself so i have decided i wont get married.
the problem i see is the girl not being ok with it because she would feel i could just leave whenever i want for no reason since we arent married. also ive heard people talk about the common law marriage or whatever its called if we live together for a long enough time which could be a problem if she decided to leave me or cuck me and then i try to leave. i would have to pay child support most likely but thats better than what i would lose in divorce and the alimony i would have to pay though.
>>28844291
I'm punching you low energy cucks around like a punching bag as a break from studying.
You see, I'm going to college for a high tier job as I'm an alpha male
He should have gotten a prenupt or something. Its his fault for exposing his Achilles heal, fuck em.
>>28844310
Kek.
You know what they say about people in glass houses.
They're cucks, you cuck.
>>28844350
Man... your she's ugly as sin. You're anything but an alpha male.
>>28842884
Not even johnny fucking depp is safe?
WHAT DO WOMEN WANT? HE IS JOHNNY FUCKING DEPP. NOT ONLY IS HE EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKING AND INTELLIGENT, AND RICH, BUT HE'S ALSO A PRETTY NICE GUY FROM WHAT I'VE HEARD! WHAT THE FUCK DO WOMEN WANT?
>>28844339
You don't have to worry about cheating if you don't settle for less. Why can't you understand this?
>>28844342
all of those guys settled for less.
My parents have been together for 31 years because my mom is equal to my dad in terms of worth, intellect, etc.
You think Amber Heard is as talented and worthy as Johnny Depp you fucking retard?
Look at George Clooney's wife. Intellectual political chick, they'll likely be together .
Look at my chick:
She:
Is religious
Speaks three languages
An athlete
An academic
College bound for surgical field career
A musician
A local humanitarian
A programmer
A writer
Amazing cook
A history nerd
A book nerd
Sweet as can be
Well mannered
Loves family and kids
Hates third wave feminism along with Hillary Clinton
Probably smarter than me
All you have to do is not settle for less, otherwise...See you in your next tfwnogf thread
>marry someone for a little over a year
>suddenly entitled to half his shit
why is this still a thing
>>28844398
Spot the virgin autist
>>28843940
You are the type of guy who will get emotionally broken by a woman at some point in your life.
I have seen it happen to every man I have known who hung on to the "true love" fantasy.
I'm not hating, but just be aware that you are a future victim.
>>28844400
reread the headline m8
>>28843099
>38 minutes of stephen molyneux
>>28843099
Why the fuck would any robot prefer any other candidate than the one who is in favour of more social welfare?
Fuck off, outsider.
>>28844469
maybe you shouldh
>>28844456
see:
>>28844422
your friends probably settled with a modern 'liberated' women that wasn't likely on their level in terms of worth. That's why it didn't work out.
If you're alpha and don't settle for less, you will be with a woman for the next 60+ years. It's not even a question
>>28844422
>writer
big red flag in my experience
you are in for a suprise
>>28843912
Please fuck off back to /pol/.
You retards are the epitome of trad-cons, who are the most "blue-pilled" retards on the fucking planet.
>>28843757
>confederate flag in the background
>>28844422
>Hates third wave feminism along with Hillary Clinton
you settled for a non white and disgusting looking whore because you think she will help you save the white race? i'm no chad but i wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole
>>28843099
Does it need a fucking 40 minute video? They support socialism because it's cool at the moment and all they care about is image.
>>28844425
Because feminism, anon.
>>28844350
>I'm punching you low energy cucks around like a punching bag as a break from studying.
LOK AT ME, i'M SOOO ALFAAAA!
KEKS HERE, KEKS THERE, KEKS FOR DINNER TOO! CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKZ!
Seriously, get rekt.
>You see, I'm going to college for a high tier job as I'm an alpha male
Holy shit man, I skimmed it, I didn't even read the bit where you self-describe yourself as an alpha. Holy shit, how insecure are you?
I'm literally laughing at you, right now. Like, out loud. You fuckin' moron.
Also
>college.
Yeah, enjoy your debt.
>>28844422
>Don't settle for less, you just have to find a girl you're willing to put 100% of blind faith in and it'll all be good.
I think you're only really qualified to preach about this when you actually have managed to work your marriage out. I mean, you posted that you're going to get married.
You're not even married yet and you think there is 100% certainty.
I mean, holy shit, if you ever spoke to any older dudes before, you'd have heard the horror stories, it's always the same;
>Girl was perfect.
>Girl got sick and started to read those female magazines/ talking to embittered old hag neighbour ladies during her time off.
>Girl starts to hate men, and resents her husband for being one.
>Girls pretty much goes full feminist, cheats, divorces and screams buzz phrases like "you stole my youth and femininity".
>Divorce courts go "yay, women!"
>you pay out your ass.
Never say "Nah, man, I got this, nothin' bad is gonna happen. I'M RIGHT IM RIGHT IM RIGHT LALALALA NOT LISTENING" before you're even married. That's just stupid.
>>28843757
>>28844197
>>28844422
>All you have to do is not settle for less
problem is no one will settle for me, I will lonely for the rest of my life unless I scrape the barrel tbqhwyfam
>>28844499
>you need a girl above you in terms of worth
mate this is the complete opposite
girls will not stay with a guy that they see as less than themselves. once they realize they are worth more than you and that you need them more than they need you then she is gone.
>>28844422
Right, well i wish you luck and i hope you don't get cucked. If you do though, do come back and allow us to all relish in your misfortune.
>>28844453
What does me being an autistic virgin have anything to do with the fact that your girlfriend is ugly as sin?
>>28844534
What?
Also:
>god tier body
>cute face
>extremely talented, intelligent, and educated
You'll literally never get a woman like this. Remember that, as you're in bed using your phone to post your next tfwnogf thread
>>28843099
>stefan molyneux bullshit
>Using circlejerk terms like "BTFO" even though the vid is shitty and doesn't BTFO anything.
Fuck off ayncrap
>>28844559
lol look at this cuck's caps lock rage. He's getting triggered as fuck.
Also guys talk about how their woman is "the one", where I explicitly stated how my woman is of worth here:
>>28844422
and that's the tip of the iceberg.
9 times out of 10 divorced men ultimately settled for less in some way or another
>>28844589
>You'll literally never get a woman like this.
great. i don't ever want a girl that looks like that
>>28844568
>>28844570
That's my point. Everybody posting ITT have nothing of value themselves, and they wonder why they can't find a good girl.
Me for example? I'm good looking, smart as fuck, bound for a good career, and have a shit load of friends. That's why I was able to not settle for less
>>28844585
Enjoy your inferior taste
>>28842884
>She is filing for divorce
>The article title is about her leeching money
wew sure is a good article not trying to fit a narrative.
I mean I know filing for divorce 2 days after his mother's death is terrible but how does the article maker know her intentions?
>>28844631
That's why you're going to grow up to be depressed and I'm going to grow up with a beautiful family in a forever after marriage, cuck
>>28843757
>>28844197
Can you stop posting you ugly gf here. I'm going to laugh at you when you get dumped.
>>28844725
>Stop reminding me of my pitiful existence ;_;
>yfw
>>28844662
Okay, done talking to you.
You're either a troll, or you're ignorant and 50% likely to be crying, broke and depressed in 10 years, and if that coin flip lands on that, then it'll be well deserved.
In fact, you're right. I'm starting to support marriage. It fucks half of you morons up and makes you fucks suicidal. It's a good thing.
>>28844570
You don't know how right you are, i knew a guy who became the roomie of his colleague and because the colleagues girlfriend was paying for the apartment, she ended up cheating on him with the guy i knew based on the fact that he was better looking. If the women is better than you in the relationship she'll feel entitled to do as she pleases, things such as cucking you, leaving you for a younger man etc etc...
>>28844422
once she meets another male who is more attractive than you which probably isn't hard and he shows a bit of interest in her she'll discard you
just remember we warned you
>>28843757
>>28844197
>>28844422
>nappy short nigger hair
>gook eyes
>shitskin
>nothing about the entire face is attractive at all
>>28844662
>"Enjoy your inferior taste"
>>28843978
as someone who is in the upper class:
you can't enter the a different socioeconomic class unless either you earn enough money to be into that class or if you're born into it. it's much harder than you think to marry into a higher social class than you are currently in. because i've grown up having money, i can easily tell when people are only after money. my guess would be that most people with money can see gold diggers a mile away, too.
good luck, kek
>>28844662
so what you are saying is that you are actually a chad with more value than her now?
also why are you coming on here to talk about how great your life is to a bunch of losers? whether you are telling the truth or are just roleplaying as a chad, its pathetic either way.
>>28844787
lol listen to yourself faggot
>s-s-s-stop trying to get me to quit doing mental gymnastics to validate myself being a worthless c-cuck ;_;
>>28844795
if you settled for less, you'd experience that.
You are less of a man, that's why you instinctively think that'd happen to you
>>28844833
We'e about equal in terms of value and worth. I'm going on here because I want to use you betas as a punching bag, to take a break from studying (full time student status)
>>28844499
see:
>>28844456
In all seriousness though, I honestly hope it works out for you. If it does, you are one of the truly lucky 0.1%.
Mitt Romney is an example of someone who has been happily married his whole life, and religion was involved.
But the odds are against you. If I was playing poker with your hand I would definitely be folding.
>>28844867
My chick is religious Christian though, and the idea of divorces makes her regurgitate. I'd be surprised if the majority of the dudes who you've seen get a divorce were married to legitimately religious chicks
>>28844841
>mental gymnastics to validate myself being a worthless c-cuck ;_;
So I post about the divorce statistics, I post some common sense - that every married man thought the exact same thing - and I posted anecdotes I've heard from virtually every old divorced guy... and that's mental gymnastics?
Literally 100% of yours posts so far have been;
>Muh gf perfect.
>you all cucks.
>lol you tfwnogf threads I'm so alfa.
Seriously, you're just wishing you could do mental gymnastics.
Shit, you're such an oaf, you wish you could do mental hopscotch.
Or go for a mental jog.
Shit, your lacking so many brain cells I think you might very well be alpha.
Why don't you listen to yourself for once, you're sounding like some kid who got his first gf for fucks sake?
8/10, said I'd ignore you but replied anyway. Enjoy the divorce, mate.
>>28844900
And that's another thing:
Not only does your woman have to be on your level of value as a person, but she also has to be religious. If she's secular, you're 100% asking for a divorce
>>28844915
It's common sense for you, because you're a worthless cuck. What do you have to offer?
For alpha men like myself, I find a woman who's on my level of worthiness, plus she's religious and traditional. It's an anomaly for people like that to get a divorce
>2016>not marrying a russian superqt who doesn't even realize how attractive she is so she's actually an alright human being
He deserved and I am glad that how it ended.
He left longterm partner and two kids, got with bisexual ayn rand fan who is half his age.
Also checked every box on "muh midlife crisis" list. He could have live happily with mother of his children who wasnt even pressuring him into marriage for 14 years.
>inb4 why blame innocent guy on divorcing roastie?
Everytime someone mentions guy doing anything wrong the response here is always "o bet this was chad. Your fault for picking chad instead of robot".
>he fell for le men age like wine meem
He had it coming tbqh.
>>28843757Rememberthispost when she leaves you and takes 50% of your assets.
>>28842884
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/05/12/johnny-depp-donald-trump
>May 12
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3609754/Battle-begins-Johnny-Depp-s-400M-fortune-Pirates-Caribbean-star-asks-judge-reject-Amber-Heard-s-request-spousal-support-NO-pre-nup.html
>May 25
>>28844400
Hypergamy is in their nature. Once they get a taste of the cock carousel they will never be able to stop. There's a reason cultures have all expected women to be chaste until marriage.
>>28844400
>nice guys
>leaves mother or his kids for a hottie
Yeah
>>28842884
Kek, he got really ugly.
Looks like the next brendan frasier
>>28843875
I never understood what he was trying to do with that pose
>>28845129
People that really think America will be over cause Trump are crazy. One man can't do that much damage.
I am risking literally everything getting married. I've been with this girl for 6 years. Without her I would have killed myself long ago. I feel pretty good about it because we lost our virginities to each other and she's as clingy as I am.
If it doesn't work out though, I'll be burning all my assets. Anonymous donations, literally burning stuff, etc. Then I'll end my life like I would have without her.
>>28845507
This. I pretty much lost all respect for Mr Depp now. Why are celebrities always retarded bleeding heart liberals?
>>28845507
Adolf Hitler.
Stupid faggot.
>>28842884
The divorce settlement laws in the country are LONG overdue for change. Women are not the helpless, jobless, skill-less, male extensions that the once were. They no longer deserve half of their husband's shit from a divorce. This is beyond exploitation at this point. This is predatory.
>>28845782
>comparing Trump to Hitler
KYS cuck
>>28845835
>one man cant do that much damage.
Eat my asshole.
>>28845919
Germany still went on after Hilter babe. Depp was saying the us would be over.
>>28842884
Isn't Johnny Depp that cool ass dude who goes into children's hospitals dressed up as Jack Sparrow to act for kids who are on their death bed?
>>28845835
>unironically likening trump to hitler
>>28846032
Not sure what you're trying to say but the people in that pic are completely retarded and I urge you to defriend them if you know what's good for you.
>>28843099
NOT
AN
A R G U M E N T
R
G
U
M
E
N
T
All the people playing "poor Johnny :(" seem to be forgetting that this guy ditched his wife of 14 years whom he has 2 kids with so he could run off with a woman 20 years his junior. He absolutely deserves this.
>>28843008
He will never fuck Marina though.
>>28846439
Who the fuck is marina?
>>28846452
>not knowing escortbro
Where were you the past month?
Definitely not on /r9k/ apparently.
>>28845610
>If it doesn't work out though, I'll be burning all my assets. Anonymous donations, literally burning stuff, etc. Then I'll end my life like I would have without her.
encrypted bitcoin wallet, foreign assets under another identity, literally bury gold like a pirate
>>28844942
>It's common sense for you, because you're a worthless cuck
>For alpha men like myself
hmm, I never understood the normy need to "feel superior", I don't gain a sense of delight when I walk past a homeless person, it just makes me feel frustrated that the world is like this
>>28846813
A lot of normies are sociopaths dude
>>28843064
Amber has no case though, they have no kids together
>>28846252
This.
He paid $15mil/month for expensive pussy. That's it. He knew this was going to happen.
I hope she takes every cent, she earned it.
He KNEW what he was getting himself into. He wanted an expensive prostitute, not a wife.
Would be laff if his ex actually planned this with Amber.
>>28846758
Then you are financially constrained in the future, in cases like this the law turns its hawk-eyes onto your finances.
I would transfer it all in Bitcoin to one of my bros and then let them live with the money. No bitch would get a penny.
But this will never happen because I am logical enough to not get married ever.
>>28844487
wonder what giving everyone a guaranteed life does to the sexual market, you dumb fucking moron?
>>28842884
>getting married
men need to wake the fuck up
>>28843978
If you aren't hot then you have to either marry a disgusting old man, or marry a Tobias Funke. You have no shot with rich Chad
>>28844662
>Me for example? I'm good looking, smart as fuck, bound for a good career, and have a shit load of friends. That's why I was able to not settle for less
GTFO REEEEEEE etc
she would be really cute if her jaw wasn't so big
>>28842884
>I deserve all your money because I had sex with you.
The only reason women get away with this is because broader society doesn't know on what scale its happening.
They stay away from me.
It's been said but that's what happens when you have no prenup. Fucking stupid. Why risk it when you have money?
>>28843978
lel not only are you a gold digger but picky and a lying cunt who lies about her beauty. that guy is going to be piss off when his children come off ugly because of you.
>Getting married to the shallow the gender that has degradation fantasies, gets turned on by rape, will cheat on you, and take your money and are only capable of loving their children until they turn older.
Not even being famous and good looking can save you.
>>28842884
But i do, i avoid them and have removed every female from my life, life is much more chill and quiet.
2D is the way to go.
>>28846252
I did not know this...
Get fucked, Johnny
Still, a few days after his mother dies? I no like that.
>being in a long term relationship in 2016
>>28842884
Just saw this on the news, i mean i get it it's kinda his fault for getting involved with a shallow whore.
But after the death of a family member? seriously?
Women.
Not even once.
>>28843696
Theres some great prenups from ancient history. Back then when a woman married a man she was usually promised something if she left him.
But the item being promised to her was based on their dowry paid to the man.
So her family would give the husband 20 goats or something for marrying her.
>she leaves him year 1, she gets 19 goats or equiv value paid in money
>leave year 2, get 16 goats worth
>leave year 3, get 14 goats worth
>leave year 4, get 12 goats worth
It was a way to make sure the man would take care of the woman or if he was marrying her just for the dowry she could walk away with it.
Now its the opposite. You dont get any dowry but she still gets to take your goats when she leaves.
>>28843940
>all women are whores expect my little angel
lel
>>28844350
>alpha male
If you were an actual "alpha male" you wouldn't be settling so quickly
Also, she's ugly. If she's the best you could get you're definitely not an alpha.
What? I thought she was a gash-gobbler. Or does she go both ways?
>>28849502
I can't wait for my mom to die
>>28843943
>He figured a year or two of prime 10/10 mouth, ass and pussy are worth the millions that mean nothing to him anyway
that's wrong but it got me thinking:
i wonder how much cheaper it would have been to just lease a whore for two years
>>28849673
seriously what happened to the dowry system
bring the dowry back
>>28842884
LEL KEKY DEPP
>>28844400
that is what i keep telling everyone that women can't be satisfied they always want more. why do you think women like to have multiple beta orbiters with different personalities while they use the bad boy for sex? one guy is not enough to satisfy them
It's Depp's fault trusting a "bisexual" like Amber Heard. "Bisexual" is a red flag that she's a slut and you need to stay the fuck away. Fucking that is fine, but why would you be retarded enough to marry it?
