>tfw no hairy dicklet bf or chestlet innie gf
Any other bi robots/fembots here? Do you get jealous when you see qt couples together?
I want them both.
>>28991675
You must have a monstrous vagina if you consider that a small dick
>>28991787
found the dicklet
oregano comment
>>28991675
>Do you get jealous when you see qt couples together?
All the time. I hate seeing others happy.
Say I got a muscle car, how do I pick up chicks while driving?
>>28991627
Please respond originaIIy.
Pull out of the driveway at any local fast food establishment, step on the gas, lose control and crash into the nearest wall/tree/other car. Chicks dig a rebel.
That doesn't work on the young ones, and the hot older ones you gotta pull up in a ferrari
I crept down stairs to find a full plate of burgers out in the kitchen and gingerale. I took some and went back up stairs and jumped onto my bed and now I'm ready to watch the GuP movie. GYAAAAAAAAAAA, this is going to be so fucking awesome, just thought I'd let my friends know.
that sounds nice, I wish I was hanging out with you anon
stug a top qt btw
What is gup?
Canada Dry? Schweppes? Elaborate man!
I just realized something. Or, well, I didn't just realize it, but just thought to post my thoughts on it.
It seems like it goes like this:
Taller women don't care so much about your height, usually, as they can sometimes face some of the same problems for being so tall when they're expected to be shorter. However, while they don't care about height too much, they will more often care for a larger penis over a smaller one, as their vaginas are larger, along with their bodies.
And on the flip side, really short girls are usually fine with a smaller...
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how tall are we talking here? cause for example, 5''7 girls' pussies are just as tight or tighter than shorter girls. unless you mean like 5''11+ or something.
>>28991688
Yeah, I'm mostly talking about women who are 5'9 through 6'something.
A woman who is 5'7 is not past caring about a man's height or his penis size regardless.
>>28991606
From my experience women are varied enough such that you can't expect generalizations like this to get you anywhere. Just try to get to know each girl you're interested in and try to meet their needs or move onto another one who matches you better. That's all I can say.
>Mom's taking her anger out on the dishes again
These threads make me laugh
>>28991590
Fuck I hate it when that retarded passive aggressive whore does that
Stupid whore with her primordial whore brain
FUCK
>Mom's snorting cocaine again
Goddamnit mom come on
which anime girl do you think the gayest robots post?
i think it's kumiko, something about gaybots posting kumiko brings the gayness to a whole new level. this character exudes homosexulity
She's the worst by far, generic moe yuri trash that isn't even hot
Gaybot here, my favorite anime is definitely Albert Camus. His absurdist views toward life speak to me.
>>28991576
I pretty much associate Kumiko with male bots trapposting and pretend-girl posting.
I don't know why they post her so much. Maybe it's the same fag.
>tfw slow reader
It can take me over a month to read a 200 page book. Even if it's something I'm interested in it still takes me like 15 minutes to get through a page.
Anyone else? Were you diagnosed with something?
>>28991563
do you have dyslexia?
>>28991868
I think so. I haven't been diagnosed, though.
i'm the reverse
i can speed read a 200 page book in a couple hours, but i'd be damned if i'd understand anything from it
is there a diagnosis for being "a general idiot"
LIKE TONY MONTANA, WHO I TRUST? ME
they like sosa were you been at sucka?
>>28991505
I TRUST MY MOMMY CAUSE BITCH BUY ME DEM TENDIES
WHAT YOU SAY HOEE
I GOT THAT K THO
SHOOT A NIGGA DEAD THEN GO SMOKE MY BRAINS OUT
I DONT WIFE NO BITCH I AINT GOT NO MAIN HOE
I love you guys. All I want is a chubby gf to clown around with. I'm drunk.
Chubby gf is comfiest gf
that's not chubby that's fat
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>>28991737
I'm on mobile I didn't have many to choose from <3
explain this picture to me, r9k
It's indicating the method by which a man or woman should approach a kiss. Guy gets the top lip, woman gets the bottom I think.
>>28991443
He's an assassin looking to confirm this is his target. This was the only way he could check birthmarks on her to confirm this was the person he needed to kill.
If you're a fag and you get caught kissing some biddie you better spot that exit quick
I think these eyes are the smallest I have seen on any person. How does this happen?
>>28991422
He's just high as fuck
>>28991572
I am thinking he's half black and half asian or something
>>28991422
I think he's turning Japanese
I think he's turning Japanese
Lets have a tribute thread to our hero /r9k/.
The supreme gentleman approves of this.
May he come down from the heavens, and give us money, cars, and gfs
What a guy. Still can't believe he didn't get laid.
I wonder what Rodger would say if he could be here and see how he is venerated by /r9k/. Fembots would want him on fame alone.
>I-isn't the beach beautiful, anon-kun?
>>28991215
No, it's hot and I hate sand.
you wear swimsuits often, huh?
fuckin' roastie
>>28991284
>Hating sand
Posting by real people diagnosed by real doctors is encouraged.
I've been a little psychotic the past few days, shit is terrible. I picked up some weed and was doing okay but now I'm out of weed. God help us all.
>>28991151
>I've been a little psychotic
so did you kill/hurt anyone?
just realized I don't have lithium for tonight
on 800mg seroquel so i won't be going anywhere at least
i guess i'll take a partial dose in the morning
>>28991151
I'm schizoid and haven't done anything to fix myself. Don't know if that counts but I wanted to contribute to the thread.
I just fucking matched with this beauty.... i'm too stunned to actually come up with a something to say. Dubs decides.
>>28991117
>I just matched with this beauty
Maybe you did, but did she match with you? Unless you're Chad, the answer is no.
>>28991117
AAY LMAO
would be appropriate
Probably a bot, sorry