I just fucking matched with this beauty.... i'm too stunned to actually come up with a something to say. Dubs decides.
>>28991117
>I just matched with this beauty
Maybe you did, but did she match with you? Unless you're Chad, the answer is no.
>>28991117
AAY LMAO
would be appropriate
Probably a bot, sorry
>>28991117
"You're honestly really cute, I don't know what else to say"
Stop being autistic
You seem cool. We should grab coffee sometime. Friday work?
>hi i waste my time on silly phone apps instead of meeting up with real people. i got excited because i saw a 5/10 on here and would like to marry you.
C'mon OP you know what to do
>>28991157
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>>28991156
She's not a bot, her whole instagram is up there.
Here btw.
>>28991288
is that how you normally talk?
you capitalized your shit and remembered the apostrophe but threw in the street slang and the acronym out of place. i mean if you're a funny ironic dude i can't say much from that alone but if i was a chick my first impression would be "weirdo"
That's low key a man
>>28991288
Lol you fucking blew it
>>28991288
winrar on yourself
Send that to her
>>28991288
>Not even gonna front
Cringe
>>28991288
didn't even have a chance bud
>>28991288
>talk like a retarded nigger
>expecting a reply
>>28991288
you straight up blew it lad
you cannot be calling tinder sluts beautiful
>>28991348
>>28991377
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>>28991414
I'm half black, I wanted to show her that I'm in tune with my inner hoodlum because for some fucking reason chicks love that shit.
It makes me sick honestly.
She has yet to respond, I probably fucking blew it but she didn't unmatch me, so maybe she just didn't see it yet.
Besides unmatching, is there a way to salvage this?
>>28991435
Don't worry about those assholes. You got this.
Make sure she knows you're not an actual hoodrat. Something like "Sorry, haha (Smile emoji) Don't usually talk like that, how about i show you how I really talk at dinner? How does arby's sound?"
>>28991435
>Besides unmatching, is there a way to salvage this?
"wait... you're a guy aren't you. omg not this shit again."
>>28991435
>hoodlum
>"straight up beautiful"
?????????
no you don't ever message twice in a row right away you newfag. there is no english word or phrase in the world to help your chances after you already ask for her number anyway. she's either in or out, if she responds then ask her what she does for fun and other little questions about how she lives.
how do people match with people.. also, is there cute dyslexic bitches on it
>>28991462
>sorry, haha
>posting this after a cringy remark when she hasn't even replied to you
I have the feeling you should not be giving out tips.
You can act ironically but you can't apologize for it because it shows that you're hesitant about how to behave with women.
>>28991288
BAHAHAHA fuck you op for making me spit my drink all over the screen
"good eve to you, fine madame. would you be interested in engaging in a social event, after which we could engage in a spot of coitus interuptus? i shall foot the bill, as an exemplar specimen of the male race"
>>28991435
Only acceptable response:
"Sorry, just haven't seen an anmgel recently :)"
>>28991462
kek, I'll do that solely for the fact that this isn't going to work out anyways.
I've done this but with Chuck e cheese and they actually gave me a positive response.
>>28991497
No, I'm inviting her to Arby's
>>28991466
chad detected
faggot
>>28991551
the only amusing thing is that i've seen a lot of autistic kids like you still get laid. i'm not sure why robots have a problem with girls.
>>28991584
I'll bet the autistic kids were good looking.
To get laid, you either have to be good looking, charming, or both. Period.
>>28991278
thanksthanksthanksTHANKSTHANKSTHANKS
>>28991540
This would actually work if you're good-looking.
Especially if you use it with a really chad-tier profile picture, so she won't expect it.
This is the reason why people are always in a good mood when I wear socks and sandals.
>>28991551
>arbys
so you're trolling. got it.
>>28991603
yeah aka they took showers and were not fat they were really great, anon ;)
>>28991584
>>28991603
I'm not autistic, I'm clearly fucking around. Only a complete retard would invite a chick out to Arbys for a date. It seems like a joke in it's own right.
>>28991631
Practically, I mean arby's wasn't even my idea. it was >>28991462
>>28991551
You're a dumb ass nigga and ya blew it
>cryinglaughemojiwiththumbsup.jpg
>>28991645
It takes a lot more than that and you know it, fag.
>>28991657
no my man, the fact that you think double posting, saying "y-y-your beautyful" and then talking about arbys is fucking around makes you 10/10 autistic. you're not funny and there's almost no chance she even gets what you're talking about.
>>28991117
>Dating out of your league.
She's way too fuckin hot for a robot like you.
>>28991117
It's a bot mi amigo
>>28991694
*with a-ok sign I mean
>>28991700
to be a male model? sure. to get with one of the many millions of horny chicks around you? nah.
>>28991551
>you seem like a fan of pork sandwiches.
J U S T
>>28991117
>Rachel
triggered
behind those sparkling blue eyes, luscious blonde curls andthicc bootylies a manipulative attention starved roastie, the mascara is a dead give a way.
stay away op, you will thank me later.
>>28991117
Another nigger trying to race mix. Disgusting.
>>28991700
It really doesn't.
I'm diagnosed with autism and not a virgin, it really as simple as going outside and not looking like an ogre.
>>28991758
This faggots right. Stick to your own
>putting puss puss on a pedistal by making a thread over it
Nigga no
>>28991551
No wonder you're a virgin jesus that is fucking shameful
>Even bothering with women
Do yourself a favor and just go to a brothel
inb4 bot that wants to give you a virus
>"why are you tilting your head down? To hide your underdeveloped jaw?"
>>28991117
It was probably completely on accident on her part.
>"oh fuck..."
>>28991117
It doesn't matter, she's not going to respond to you anyway. Feel free to post proof if I'm wrong.
>>28991551
you are a shame, even to us.
may god help you on your way.
Lel that's the most generic tinder slut I've ever seen
Get some taste OP.
>>28991288
You straight up fucked up from ground zero. Good luck with the /ugly/ you match with next.
>>28991288
Hha aha ahahha ah
>>28991707
But I'm a hot robot though, I get 6-8 in soc rate threads
>>28991551
Maybe if you're lucky you're one of those "above and beyond" type autists who are so oblivious to themselves that they're alpha.
Or you're just a regular autist, not sure which
>>28991551
She might think you're calling her fat.
>>28994334
>believing hipster normalshits on /soc/
Worst and most inaccurate board on 4chan
>>28994361
B-but my mom says I'm cute also and that I should be a model
