How do I make male friends?
I've never had any, I just want bros that I can talk to and play vidya with.
>>29000251
Bumping until the end
Game cafes, gamer meet ups, bumbl is a cool app for friends, certain bars or arcades.. most will assume you want to game and chill so tell them you are a lesbian or clearly state you aren't interested at some point.
Alot of these bro bots get butt hurt over being friend zoned because you share a common interest and don't want to bone them because of it.
Good luck
>>29000291
I'm not a grill
I already gave up on having female friends, I just want any friends at all.
>tfw Omega Positive
>>29000199
>inb4 '>inb4 everyone identifies as gamma positive'
>>29000212
I like to think high of those people. It's easy to understand why so many of us want to be them.
>>29000199
>tfw Delta positive but without the contentment or any of the other meager positive qualities
There is no escape from this heel, is there?
>ywn be a badass hero in a post-apocalyptic world like in FallOut
>>29000190
>Ywn be a monk in a medieval monastery and praise God while brewing alcohol
>you are too old to become a space marine
;_;
>you will never be a lone wolf who explores the galaxy in an advanced spacecraft equipped with all kinds of scientific gadgets
When Chad is in trouble his mum calls him Chadwick
>>29000079
gud 1 xD
Upvoted my friend
have some 4chan gold
>>29000079
I bet this thread was made by one of those men that has the body of a man but the head of a 4 year old boy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib6stBtOazc
Evidently her man was being unfaithful, but this psychotic bitch takes it a step further an assaults him with a stun gun.
Better yet, she records it for the world to see.
Rise up, robots. This slut needs to be taught a lesson in humility instead of thinking she's a perfect princess free from subjugation by the law.
From what I gathered (not hard to find) she lives in Las Vegas, so contact the PD there to leave a tip or file a report.
i would do the same thing if a girl cheated on me
so no
damn that was hot
I would love for a stacey gf to care that much about me
Good shit desu.
OP you're a faggot.
Cheaters either way are fucking scum. dgaf about gender
How can you tell if a girl finds you attractive?
>>29000057
we are robots, ask your dad if he is even still around
>>29000057
She's curling her hair with her index finger a lot. Looks at you and when you look at her she instantly looks away. She laughs a lot when she's around you. At least this is what I've read on WikiHow.
>>29000000
>>29000180
That hair thing doesn't mean anything. I had a girl who I thought was interested on me, she gave all these "signs" but when I approached her she acted all evasive.
Fem""""""bots"""""", everyone.This is a very original thread
There's no actual fembots anon, it's just a bait/RP type of shit. The only women that go on here are other autistic, robots pretending to be women for the keks, or QT traps:
Are you autistic? Everyone here knows those "fembot threads" are just bait.
>>29000085
>>29000165
It's not bait. If you actually added any of them on Skype, they would tell you things like this all the time. I know plenty of them well enough to tell you that those threads are a great safe space for them to get their voice heard in a place that often demonizes them. It's a real tragedy but they take what they can get. They're really nice when you get to know them.
This stuff
>Tastes awful
>Makes you sick
>Makes you sleepy
>Makes your cognitive functions weaker
>Is expensive
>Makes you fat
Why the fuck is it considered 'normal' to drink it? Is everyone a masochist or is it just one big faking scheme that normies do to fit in? I'm genuinely confused as to why normies pretend to like it. If you claim to like alcohol, under...
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>>29000028
Which of those also apply to sitting on your ass posting on r9k all day?
T b h f a m beer is absolutely disgusting and makes me projectile vomit the second it touches my tongue. Rum and wine are bretty gud
>If you claim to like alcohol, under what circumstances would you admit that its just a lie to fit in?
People do like alcohol. Not the taste of it but the drug itself is well-liked.
Why are normies so short tempered and pissed off?
Is this why they all see drinking alcohol and getting drunk as really fun? Is it the only time they're not pissed off?
i hate short tempered people. i'm really laid back and almost never get angry. it's like every other person has anger issues.
>>28999875
Nobody is as angry or short tempered as a robot. They take everything personally
>>28999886
Same here.
I find it really hard get offended, I notice people will snap at me for saying the slightest thing. I'll always ponder what I said wrong, but I can't even pin point it.
Maybe people just see me as an easy target to snap at? I doubt they'd be doing the same thing to some 6'5 250lbs giant.
the only thing that keeps me alive is knowing that cara hasn't been blacked yet
i pray everytime it will remain like this
Do you want to fuck Cara OP?
>>28999838
She's probably sucked dozens of 50 year old Jew cocks though.
>>28999854
yes
do you want to fuck cara?
When someone tells you to close your eyes and picture an apple, do you actually see an apple?
I found out today that there are people that can actually see an image of an apple, or an orange, or whatever.
I only see darkness. I can't picture anything in my mind.
>>28999753
You don't actually see it, but you know what the mental image is if you've seen it. Nobody can actually "see" something on command.
>>28999753
I see a rough contour, but I don't imagine properties such as bumps, colour patterns, glossiness, asymmetry, or shape of the... the... the woody part (not a native).
Such comprehensiveness is directly related to IQ.
>>29000418
>shape of the... the... the woody part (not a native).
You mean the fucking stem?
Does anyone else here think that people should have a license to have kids?
For instance, people with severe mental disorderslike schizophreniashould not be allowed to have kids
people who do drugs should also not be able to and you should have to already have a decent home and home life to have a kid.
I have severe mental disorders, and I wouldn't be selfish enough to risk my kid having as bad a life as I do.
>>28999690
Common sense? In /r9k/? Nice...
Society would advance rapidly if we started embracing eugenics. Irresponsible breeding shouldn't be handled as a basic right and positive thing.
*tips unironically*
>>29000093
things like wars would actually become much harder to start without a steady supply of trash
people are actually easier to control when you give them too much freedom
Why these kind of thread never cease to exist?They obviously are baits and troll
Your thread is small, anon.
>>28999648
>Only 361p
Attention feels good yo
Is meditation a valid way out of the robot life? Do you have any experiences or results to share? I've tried psychologists and meds and it just didn't work.
>>28999627
Meditation can do wonders
Only if you can use it to draw on the power of the Force or something.
>>28999627
more of her? originalio
Any qt traps here??
>>28999601
i still need hrt so not yet
>>28999619
Lemme know when you get it. Are you a qt femboy?? Doing any work on it until HRT??
>>28999676
this summer hopefully
i'm a femboy but in boymode to throw off the attention of haters so it all goes according to plan(i dont dress girly atm)
a weight exactly 130 lbs, only 59 and i spend my extra time doing thigh and butt workouts