Did I fuck up or do the right thing? I need to know if I avoided a trap or if I genuinely fucked up.
>good friend i've known for years invites me over to his house to drink/smoke
>take a couple shots of alcohol and smoke a bowl
>friend later brings his gf over, she brings 4 of her friends
>there's 10 or so guys there and 5 girls , everyone there is drunk
>guys know i'm a virgin so they tell me I should...
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you fucked up
sadly unoriginally
You're a fucking retard. Kill yourself.
You know how many of us would kill for that opportunity?
>>29087920
Yeah man.
They rigged up a party to get you laid.
You're probably quite good looking, because I'll bet you 10 bucks at least one of those girls came there for *you*
That was all for your benefit. and they failed.
Don't take it too personally if they give you a hard time for a little while. They were trying to do something positive for you.
/r9k/, what can you infer about a relationship from a screenshot?
The age of the participants and how un-self aware they are.
>>29087909
That OP is a beta cuck and OP's gf is just a typical red pill example of a woman.
>>29087909
>he posts his personal life on r9k
the fuck
Is there any way that I can attract more birds to my home? I feel like I would feel much less lonely if I had a recognizable flock of birds that consistently visited my home, or even lived near it, but my current efforts haven't been very fruitful.
I've already constructed a couple birdhouses, though that hasn't done much to increase the overall population or popularity of my home as a bird hangout.
In addition to that, my back yard is filled with bird feeders, about five, but they attract literally everything except more birds; rodents like squirrels...
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how do we trick the robot?
Throw bread
>>29087910
I should hand-feed them? How is that any different from having the bird feeders?
How does /r9k/ make money without leaving the house?
>>29087846
I haven't figured that out yet.
I want to know too.
please and thank
>>29087846
I work a 3 month month job where I make 20k. I still leave the house but since it's only for a short time I wanted to mention it.
Who /usedtobeattractive/ her?
>>29087757
Are you the guy who used to be attractlve?
>>29087781
hahaha yeap
>>29087757
If you used to be attractive, that means you weren't short. Because that means you were always unattractive. And if you weren't short, you can change it or you still have hope with girls. And if either of those things apply to you, you don't belong here.
>go on backpage
>"No black guys"
>o-ok...
>>29087701
Why would you need a smelly escort? just find a white girl with a fetish. Literally tutorial mode senpai
>>29087717
basically this
original post
>>29087701
We'll find peace soon enough fellow blackbot. Soon enough...
>tfw 5'8 "male"
How should I kill myself?
Don't kill yourself if you can start a business and use the money to be happy
I know the feel 5'7
>>29087703
I'm a medfag I couldn't buy happiness for like 10 more years
How does this picture make you feel?
These are all different people. There are no doubles.
That pinks, purples and blues are currently in trend ?
Impressive collage.
>that one girl with the huge tits in the lower middle
You snuck that in there on purpose, didn't you?
Is it possible for an 8 year old to be so strong when enraged that it takes 20 police officers to subdue them? A friend of mine told me that happened with him once.
this gave me a lil' kek
>>29087418
If the kid is mentally retarded, a body builder, and on some sort of drug, and the officers aren't all very fit then I could see this happening. There is something about retards that gives them super strength.
>>29087418
maybe if they were trying reaaaaaallly realllyy hard not to hurt him, is he rich and can his parents sue?
haha I can post whatever I want and no one can stop me
I WILL KEEP BUMPING THIS THREAD TO FUCK OVER THE FIRST PAGE
I WILL CONTINUE BUMPING THIS THREAD TO FUCK OVER THE FIRST PAGE
I WILL KEEP BUMPING THIS THREAD TO FUCK OVER THE FIRST PAGE2
So my schizophrebia is getting worse day by day and just found out today that i got a terminal brain cancer.
honestly im kind of glad because i got nothing to live for and dont want to hurt anyone just want to die alone. Have no desire of fighting against it.
thinking about travelling then going to the woods then doing an hero.
Suggestions?
>terminal cancer
you're so fucking lucky
anon i hate to be rude but anytime a schizophrenic tells me they have terminal brain cancer, i have to question the accuracy of the claim
how do you know you have terminal brain cancer?
who told you?
are you aware that this could very well be a delusion?
Dont an hero. Go as far into the wildermess, as far away from any worries or civilization and just be free. Explore and wander.
If you decide to do that tho at least learn how to make some shelter
>Be short and dont respond to her for 15+ minutes at a time
>She starts messaging me more and being clingy
>Respond to her instantly with sentences
>She loses interest and stops responding
Talking with girls online is like a game of chess.
>>29087378
Oh the tangIed web we weave
What if I'm tall though?
>>29087378
I fucking hate shit like this. Treating something simple like sending messages as a game is just immature bullshit that I have no interest in.
>Alright sir. That's one small popcorn for $22.87, a medium Sprite for $31.22, and $9.74 for a Hershey's bar. Oh, and don't forget your ticket sir! I hope you enjoy X-Men: Apocalypse!
Cool nice thread /TV/
>>29087366
I don't order concessions at movie theaters and bring my own water.
>>29087366
>paying for films
It wasn't worth it. Don't see it.
Any robots over 25 or older on tonight?
How you holding up?
26 here
getting into a deeper and deeper hole everyday
and I don't have the energy to crawl out of it.
>>29087348
Just fine. I stopped caring about women 4 years ago. I just don't give a fuck anymore.
>>29087348
>over 25 or older
>on tonight
yep, you're fucked
So....How come you don't have a non-white girlfriend anon?
You don't want a large family in an ever after marriage?
Everytime someone says a girl likes me I always wonder if it's a prank or a dare.
>>29087198
I would date a non-white girlfriend, desu darker skin is attractive. Really brings out their eyes senpai.
But there are none of them on r9k and r9k is currently my only social life senpai.
>>29087222
This. its sketchy as fuck m8