What does /r9k/ consider the ideal female?
>>29111163
Such a perfect body and face, shame the horrible haircut
>>29111163
high test females
Divine cocoa skin
who here /literally ugly/?
fuck off even slightly below average people, this thread is for actual robots.
>>29111093
get a better hair style, and take your pics in lighting that doesn't make your nose look so big
Please no one post your photos in this thread.
If you do it's just going to turn into retarded /soc/ bullshit.
Let's just take each other's words that we're ugly and discuss ugly people problems.
Your only problem is the disgusting acne around your mouth. And your hair is shit. Otherwise you're average.
How do I get a fembot gf?
you really don't want one
>>29110962
Don't
Settle for a nice stacy and she'll make you feel complete
>>29111971
>Settle for a nice stacy
>settle
>for stacey
I don't think that's how it works anon.
Femanons, what would it take to get you to be a sex slave for a day.
I wouldn't seriously hurt you besides pinching and spanking but you would remain shackled and I would finger and fuck you periodically.
When we're not having sex I would also expect you to do house work and make me meals.
>>29110405
I would do it for an extremely low amount and would do it for more than one day senpai
A strong guarantee that I won't be killed by a robot
>>29111366
Tell us a bit about yourself, this is your interview.
Which type are you? Let's settle what our demographic is.
https://www.strawpoll.me/10418704
I voted
> Cyborg
CYBORGS WHERE WE AT
Diagnose me
I have extreme social anxiety, am in my room/house 80% of my existence but have fucked over 100 girls from online dating.
I also have no job and live at home, of course
wat music does r9k listen to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAaTJYq5zVs
>>29110146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1WwkbWICyw
I'm listening to his album 'A Sufi and a Killer' currently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Ao4t_fe0I
Best band of the decade.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6f729_4ykw
>ywn be a qt jap girl who is secretly a pop idol with a huge cult following
someone brutally murder me
Omegle thread: Don't reply to tripfags edition,
Tags are:
/r9k/
r9komegle
omegler9k
/ROBOT9001/desu the /'s do nothing so r9k is fine
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy guise
*P0MF*
Why is Ariana such a whore? She ruined the whole r9k omegle
>tfw no average-looking gf
>>29109830
I'd love an "average" looking G gf
>>29109830
>>29110702
victims whose brains have been ruined by porn.
>>29110781
i blame loneliness
What's your favorite Chinese cartoon?
Eva becausee Asuka is a great bully
>>29110071
ritsukois best girl
What is your favorite scary movie?
What does it feel like to have a gf and then have her leave you?
Makes you wanna jump off a bridge
Worse than >tfw when no gf
what's more painful
staying on the ground
or being lifted and dropped on the ground
Tfw no pure cute girl
Why are girls that are like this the ones that seem to be singled out by other girls ?
Also dumping cute girls
One like dis
Isn't this the sickle cell anemia girl ? I don't remember has she ever came back
>>29109619
hey I too have relevant pics
I want to talk philosophy, beliefs, lifestyles, ect with you anons.
I want to learn how you all view life and your take on things.
I'll start with a controversial belief I've come to hold:
If you do drugs then you are a slave who can't face reality. And if you can't face reality, then you are a weak human.
Discuss.
All right, I do drugs to become a better Ubermensh. I choose what my mental state will be for the task ahead. I do grow my own plants because I think it's morally wrong to buy them from a criminal.
I am a mostly Stoic, so I face reality and my obligations to my job, my family and my community. I do not consider myself weak.
Define Slave? As in "you don't have enough properties to live off the land so you have to sell your work to pay the bills" then yes, I'm a slave.
>>29109269
I believe that most people who choose to do drugs do so because they are choosing to alter their mental state, for better or worse. Only addicts are slaves, and yes, they are unarguably weak.
The most controversial beliefs that I hold are all about utilitarianism. I genuinely believe that in politics and philosophy that the best course of action to take is the one that brings about the greatest good. So, say, euthanizing people who are deficient mentally or physically to promote greater overall health and...
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>>29109436
I say slave as in you are dependent on dealing with things through an altered mental state, so you are a slave to drugs is my idea.
But are you stoic through the help of drugs or on your own merit? Perhaps you can't even know since you are a user of them.
All just food for thought.
Why is mental illness, specifically identity issues, so prevalent among the white population?
massive amounts of cultural marxist propaganda and hormones in the food/drinking water
WTF is top right?
fuck knows m8, /pol/ might say that white aren't allowed to be proud of their heritage while everyone else is, leading to disillusioned whiteys creating these absurd identities because they don't know what the fuck they can be, because being white is bad apparently.
i just think vocal minorities are fucking crazy, and that other races beat this kind of crazy out of their kids, whereas white parents are shit
what's the farthest you've gotten with a girl
i literally came out of a VAGINA once
Eye contact for less than a second
>>29108549
Talking to, but that's a rare occasion.
ITT: The absolute WORST regrets in high school
not getting my driver's license at the time
being an autistic shut-in and avoiding my friends outside of school
>>29107555
Let a couple of girls convince me that some other girl liked me.
She was even in on it too. I went to ask her out, she had me wait a few days, then tells me it was all a joke.
I had so much fucking confidence. Not anymore.
They found me and my best friend kissing in the bathroom they actually recorded some audio damn that shit was embarrassing mind you we were two boys.