What does /r9k/ consider the ideal female?
>>29111163
Such a perfect body and face, shame the horrible haircut
>>29111163
high test females
Divine cocoa skin
anyone who's nice to me
One with a penis
>>29111163
>2016
>not shagging your pupper
>big ass
>no gut
>round, perky, decently sized tits
>10/10 face obviously
>virgin
>submissive
>cute voice
>smart but never bitchy
>respects men
>no mental health issues
>believes sex is a special bond between 2 people and not something to be done for mere entertainment
if AIKA wasn't a whore she'd be perfect desu
>>29111163
Zarya cosplay?
Also, this.
While IRL girls can be hot, I'd say there's no woman in the world that is over an 8/10. Anime girls can be designed to be perfect, whereas all humans are flawed in one way or another.
Ideal woman, and this is objective, is a cute highschool anime girl. Smooth, clean face, athletic and well rounded body perfect for breeding, and a personality that is so sweet and pure that is simply not a possibility in this mortal coil we live in.
You can try to change my view, but I think I'm right.
>>29111274
You're outta your fucking element.
A pretty typical socially drained weeb answer, yeah?
Well, in my opinion. American and English girls are immediately out of the question. I objectively hate 95% of them.
Only acceptable females imo are usually from mid to eastern europe (especially scandinavian or swiss) or asians (Japanese, Chinese, dirty knees)
>>29111163
A female that never talks.
>>29111185
Would a high test female be a male by definition?
Or at least extremely manly
>>29111666
they are the opposite of manly
Look something like this
Cool to hang around with, interesting to talk to
Likes to walk around/hike
Has her own friends and interests
>>29111308
is this at a con? why is such a qt hanging around degenerates?
>>29111666
It's no about a female with high testosterone, it's a bout the kind of traits a man with healthy testoterone is attracted to.
High test has been so memefied thats people don't even know what means.
>small ass (but not flat)
>small tits
>long brunette or strawberry blonde hair
>freckles
>in the 5'2 - 5'6 height range
sounds perfect to me desu
A female that would have sex with me.
>big tits
>big ass
>nice curves
>brown skin
>big cock
>slightly shorter than me
>a little bit muscular
10/10
Second from right is absolutely flawless. I can't think of any way her body can be improved.
>>29111163
I genuinely think that is my ideal female
>>29112112
Congratulations on the great taste anon.
>>29111799
Only normies and newfags don't know what high test is
>has dick
>redhead
>green eyes
>big ass
>big bazongas
>virgin
>horny all the time
>can play football.
if anyone got those,hook me up i'm european version of prince elliot, so you will whip ur ass with euros.
>>29111163
a cute asian girl who look like pic related and who refused to use proprietary software
>>29112659
>not vim
D R O P P E D
>>29112673
>wanting to complicate your life even more by having to switch different modes in vim.
A pure maiden trained into the mores of the chivalry culture of old. A girl who appreciates being wooed through large gestures and poetry, who wants to be treated like a princess and loves her guy for it. Essentially, a girl who is actually a lady. This is what I was raised to crave. This doesn't exist.
Chivalry is death. Women aren't ladies. They're equal and should be treated like everyone else. Feminism has won.
>>29111409
>anime
>perfect for breeding
wut.jpg
>>29112075
body too long and legs too short, looks ridiculous lmao
>big ass
>medium to small tits but Idc
>no high or low voice just normal
>smart and likes to talk
>can be a geek and a media lover
>dosent like long term
It sounds to great to have the "happily ever after" but in life there's too much to experience.
>>29111716
She's attention whoring, like most of the "nerdy cosplay girls"
>>29111163
one who loves me and acts like it.
>aryan
>loves me back
>loyal
>>29111185
>high test
>this meme is how lardlovers justify their love of lard
JEJ
Crazy. Preferably good at something, like her job or hobbies.
>>29111163
Ideal, for me at least:
>Redheaded
>short hair but not pixiecut short
>No fucking bobs either
>curvy (thicc but not bordering on high test)
>nice tits
>nice ass
>cute face
>can sing
>can act
>can write
>is a virgin
>would like to lose her virginity (hopefully to me)
>can keep up with my autistic film obsession
>good taste in films
>won't go fucking insane
>can hold a good conversation
>has hopeless romantic tendencies
I get all that, I'd be happy.
>ITT: disgusting fatty virgins having high standards
>>29111699
>she doesn't have the coat
0/10 cosplay
World not worth fighting for
>>29111699
Being muted twice is really making me reconsider posting sometimes
>>29111163
Exactly what you posted assuming she is 6ft tall and with a bit more muscle and nicer looking feet.
She's breathing.
That one thick Mexican milf with her head up in the air so you can only see her chin, or that other thick one just wearing panties in the shower who turns around and soaps up her butt and thighs.
that one danish milf i want to marry but she keeps rejecting me
Skinny and long legs, but petite, like 5'4, and a tiny rib cage and little hips that would be fun to hold. I'm small too so I want her to be tiny and cute. Its just preference, and boobs and ass can be however just as long as she works out sometimes and is toned. Shed probably have tiny hands and wrists too, idk you can tell a petite girl from a not petite one. Her face has to be cute but being slightly weird looking is ok
