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>tfw no average-looking gf
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>tfw no average-looking gf
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>>29109830
I'd love an "average" looking G gf
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>>29109830
>>29110702
victims whose brains have been ruined by porn.
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>>29110781
i blame loneliness
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G gettin sum tig ol bitties nahm sayn pham
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>>29111867
gat dang rite muh nigaz
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>>29110781
please enlighten us more o great one
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>>29109830
>>29110702
>>29112253
Damn that G is getting some nice Cs and hopefully Ds
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>>29110837
Not average.
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this is a better example of an average girl
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>>29112492
Looks like a hippie slut stacy wannabe. No thanks
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>>29112492
definitively average face,but her body looks to be a 6-7. depends on how good her ass is really.
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All the women in this thread are above-average by my standard. I'd be shocked with happiness if any girl who looked like these wanted to date me.
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>>29112253
That bra isn't period correct
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I'd love an ugly gf, so she couldn't go suck another guy's dick.
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if that's average then what the fuck am i lol
oh god am i ugly
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>>29112593
She's definitely a 6. She could probably be a 7-8 with makeup and loosing a little face fat.Her body looks like it could be a 7-8. Would definitely bang and make my waifu.
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>>29112593
If you're not obese or look like a witch then I would probably think you're pretty
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>>29112586
she would do it anyway i think
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>tfwnogf

100% original feeling btw
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>>29112856
looks underage desu chan
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>>29110702
>>29110837
>>29112253
>>29112717
>shes 17

w e w
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>>29112586
better not challenge meme magic
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>>29112968
maybe, but I like her smile
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>>29112520
Her ass is pretty good, but her tits are as perfect as tits can be. Definitely not average
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>>29112586
I'm not taking chances with this. Curse begone!
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>tfw not soul sucking gf
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>>29113144
Damn. Those lips tho.
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>>29113068
Looks like elsa jean. qt3.14^2
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>>29112586
why are u a cuck1812301
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>>29112586
I have to reply to this post now, fuck you
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>>29112586
I want a gf but I'm too fat and don't care anymore. Meme magic has to get me a gf
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tfw no train loving qt 3.14 to go to train spotting with
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>>29113567
1,000 years from now there will be no guys and no girls, just wankers. Sounds great to me.
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>>29112586
Fucking nigger op you sre a niggerfag
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>>29112586
not riskin it
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>>29109830
Meh, all of my gfs has been above average because I actually have standards.
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>>29112586
I can't have my mommy die, how else would I get muh choclate shakes :^(
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All of these girls have the same look. What the fuck... And none of them are plain and average either...
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>>29112586
Posting to be safe.
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I had an average-looking wife.

>mfw I couldn't even maintain that
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>>29114175
post pics

origniasdlqw
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>>29109830
5
>>29110702
5, 6.5
>>29110837
6 to 8
>>29112253
5?, 6.5
>>29112492
6
>>29112856
... 5.5 or 6?
>>29113068
6
>>29113567
5

I guess it's average
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>>29113144

D-don't suppose I could have a name or a source on that?
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>>29112586
Eh9k
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>>29113630
Trainspotting is a truely top tier movie
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>>29112586
Fuck bigger hgs. Gjff bncfgh bhhfdttg
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>>29114350
They're making a sequel. Dunno how I feel about it

>>29112586
Don't you fuck with my tendie dispenser
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>tfw when even average girls wouldn't even want you
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>>29112586
You fucking guy
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>>29112856
Why do all you robots love girls who look/are incredibly young? I swear to god you all have the same taste, maybe none of you developed beyond high school?
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>>29112586
fuck you mccuck
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>>29112586

Original reply/comment/post
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You don't want a girlfriend guys...
You want to bang the girls who have boyfriends or husband's

Trust me it's much funner than having to deal with the same bitch all the time.
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>>29113567
she is flawless
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>>29115568
I just want someone to talk to and cuddle. It's not even about the sex anymore. Someone who cares about me. And if they are cheating on another guy with me they're probably a bitch.
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>>29115389
I think that's actually the reason. None of us ever had girlfriends in High School. We missed out on young love. Most of us never really grew out of our childhood. That's the reason a lot of people here desire young looking chicks. It allows them to construct a fantasy world.
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>>29112586
why must you goad me
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>>29112586
Fuck you
Original nobhead
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>>29115389
Most of us here are young, so it makes sense to want young gf's
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>>29115712
I'm 27, still kv, and I don't give a damn about teens. If anything most of them are drama queens, think their 3dgy opinions matter, are dumb as fuck and don't have a job.
Literally why the fuck would you want a teen as a gf ? Did you fall for the young pure qt meme ?
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>>29112586
Meme magic. Not even once
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>>29110781
Where do you think we are? ;_;

>>29110702
<3

>>29110837
What about ugliness?
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>>29116015
Pure virginal tight pussy
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no qt average mongol gf
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>>29112586
ugly girls get laid just as easily as average ones. they just have somewhat lower standards.
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>>29112586
fucker reeeeeeeee
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>tfw no practice girl
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>>29109830
average potato
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i just want to marry an average korean girl and racemix with her
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>>29112586
all these replies made me paranoid, not taking chances
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>>29114249
https://www.reddit.com/user/redhotsillyfecker/submitted/?sort=top
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>>29112586
Well fuck
Here is your (you)
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>>29112586
Fuck you origamo
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>>29112586
hmmmmm thanks anon
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>>29112586
Fuck you

>was not original
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>>29112586
supersition made me reply
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It looks like she has an above average set of tits.
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>>29112586
Not going to take any chances
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>>29118122
Jesus Christ she's fucking hot. Who even is she?
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>>29112586
oh you cunt
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>>29112586
i hate you shelden
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>>29112586
original post i hate you
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>>29112586
pls why do i always fall for this :( i love you so much mom
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>>29112586
People don't want to risk their life support dying and to be honest neither do i
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>>29112586
Here is some text and here is some more
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>>29110781
Or, perhaps, people who don't live in clapistan. Never thought of that, have you?
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>>29112586
taenk siger du det din luder
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>>29112586
You sunnuva bitch
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>>29112586
I hate you so much. A lot.
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>>29109830
>big jugs
>average
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>>29112586

need to get gbp somehow
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>>29112586
wtf delete this LOL
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I've actually never spent my life being judgmental, or valuing people by their physical appearance. That's very shallow
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>>29112586
god dammit this comment is totally original
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>>29112586
Oregano post to protect mother
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>>29112586
no

this is a (You) you dont deserve
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>>29119640
>big jugs
>implying you can even tell that she has big tits
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My friend's two daughters are average.... One of them is WAY more average than the other. Guess which one ?
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>>29120646
this post unnerves me.
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>>29112586
Eeeinvcxdr5
Kbvcds
Koiuu766666666
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>>29112586
Motherfucker. Bazinga!
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>>29112586
Ree33
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>>29112586
Jokes on you, yours will die
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The media, mainly commercials, but all media really has presented us with it's filter on 'beauty' since we were born. Even the conservative low end of the spectrum has been presented unrealistically to us our entire lives. This has left people with a more than unrealistic view of beauty. somehow, it is natural for us to expect an unnatural standard of aesthetic pleasantry from the human race... We ASSUME people will be better looking than they actually are.

That's not the way it works in the real world. the fact of the matter is ninety-eight percent of humans are generally unattractive. we are a symphony of flaws, and the roll of the dice has spared none of them on our physical appearances...

Whenever I see a really pretty girl, instead of hitting on them (which is superfluous and primal) I like to blow their mind by reminding them that nobody gets to choose what we look like. They are in the top 2%.

When guys tell girls they are attractive, for some reason the girls always feel compelled to say "thank you"... I think that's really weird, because we all know why guys tell girls they are attractive... Big deal. So you think she's pretty? So what?... It's always leading to the next subject, which invariably seems to be approached assuming a 'red carpet' has been rolled out with a cursory compliment.

When they say thank you to me, I remind them I had nothing to do with it, and there's no reason to thank 'me'... "Thank your parents for fucking that night" is my general response as I walk away.

So, creeps... I'm assuming a lot of you young Albert Einsteins aren't exactly George Clooney or Brad Pitt... However you all have a lot of great attributes. I have seen them myself occasionally popping up here and there in this god-forsaken board... Somewhere Out There is a girl who would be absolutely amazed by you. Actually there are tons of girls out there that would fit this bill. THANK YOUR PARENTS. (you're never going to find them sitting behind your computer.)
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>>29120661
Lol unnerves YOU ?....
(you should hear their father's opinion)
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>>29120902
pIease don't hurt me
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>>29120861
Your entire post was superfluous. You could have made that point in one paragraph glad I only read half.
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>>29109830
>>29110702
>>29110837
>>29112253
>>29112717

I have about $7000 in liquid cash. I would pay all of it if I could no fap for a week, save up a massive load, edge for a few hours, then cover her face and tits with my cum

fyi
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>>29112586
I'll take anyone so long as their hygiene is good. Also fuck you
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>>29112586
dont challenge meme magic
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>>29112586
Tell that to glory hole whores
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>>29112586
oly dhit posting o save
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>>29112586
Cant take the risk on this one
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>>29112586
Don't want to get on the bad side of KEK.
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i-is this average?
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>>29120928
Lol @ you assuming I give a flying fuck about what 'you' do or don't do... (I don't 'remember' your existence ever playing a role in my life, or anyone else's)

Lol @ spontaneously 'becoming relevant'
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>>29120928
HINT: I live to entertain ME, not you.

Now I understand why you're unhappy. You've been doing everything backwards
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>>29121895
She's okay. Nice phenotype, fresh, bright eyed... But the tits suck. Big tits are awful. Just wasted nastiness. Otherwise, perfect for sexual slavery
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>>29122004
pls senpai post more funny play reviews
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>>29112586
Fuck off m8 you made me reply with this shit pic
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>>29112586
Gotta post what gotta post.
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>>29112586

Thats not a very nice image!
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>>29112586
Kukgfffee
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>>29112586
CUNT, everyone of yall
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>>29112586
(You) are a silly goose
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>>29112586
this is the height of everything
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>>29120861
Guess, what they only want to hear that they are pretty, because that is the universal standard they all have to subordinate to.

They look dumbfound at yo when you tell them something meaningful, it's fucked...
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>>29112586
t43ww
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