what's the farthest you've gotten with a girl
i literally came out of a VAGINA once
Eye contact for less than a second
>>29108549
Talking to, but that's a rare occasion.
>>29108549
Her head on my shoulder.pls no bully
>>29108549
Ate the booty and fucked her rawdog
She stripped down to a bra in my room because it was hot. Too bad I have a FUCKING FOOT FETISH.
>>29108571
C-section here,
been kissed by a girl on the cheek before
a black chick grabbed my ass once
I got married once.
>>29108549
A girl with a bf kissed me on the thing between my nose and upper lip.
Cuddled with a girl for a few minutes in August 2015.
Toothy blowjob. She sucked my dick until her jaw got tired then cried because she couldn't get me to come.
I fucked a girl but I made her slap me and choke me
In middle school we had a three day trip to a camp, and I got a girl's number there (she was from a different school across the state). I called her the next day and a man picked up so I deleted it out of my phone and didn't call back.
i was a titty grabber in 7th grade art class
i kinda touch-raped this sheboon in 7th grade too when we were walking home alone
>>29108632
Divorced?
Oregano
>>29108549
My record is ten miles before the cops out-maneuvered me.
a girl rubbed my lack of biceps once and stopped talking to me after that, I guess she was disappointed.
>>29108646
how did that work?
i hang around a group of people (including girls) on a regular basis.
>>29108670
desu senpai that made me giggle
>>29108549
once i was assfucking this girl when i threw her on the floor where she knelt in front of me while i came all over her face and naked bodyi'm a true robot tho, don't h8
>>29108669
Divorced once too.
I hugged a few girls in high school
I put my arm around a few girls. They all shrunk back.
I'd rather be a creep than a beta
Either linked arms or head on shoulders/chest.
cuddled with two different chicks in hs but am an awkward beta bitch and never did anything about it
this chick sitting next to me on the bus home from a football game (inb4 jock i was in the fucking band) grabbed my dick while she pretended to sleep, she was fat and nasty and I couldn't have gotten off if I wanted to, but I'm an awkward beta bitch and I couldn't make her stop.
that's literally it. I've hugged people before, but no even vaguely romantic handholding. not even sure if I've made physical contact with a woman not related to me besides hand-shakes since I graduated high school.
>school trip when i was 12
>girl comes up to me and says she knows who fancies me
>99% sure she's taking the piss
>tfw that's literally the closest I've ever got
>>29108571
Screw you, us C-section robots will never get close to a vagina. All I've ever done is hold a girl's hand when we had to practice for a play, and hug female acquaintances platonically. I'm almost 20. Kill me.
I got a handjob when i was in high school.
Girl said she liked me in front of whole class in middle school, (qt3.14) but I was so fucking autistic that I never engaged in talking to her and was almost afraid of her. And that's the only time a girl expressed any liking towards me.
>>29108549
Who is that girl? She's pretty cute.
>>29108549
7 miles.
Bambino.
>>29108549
Almost came in a couple. One pressured me into fucking her in the ass.
I did everything you can do. Even pegging.
However, it was more than 10 years ago.
>mfw nothing lasts forever and you can go back to become a robot in your last days of life
>>29108549
I have been kissed by 2 blonde stippers the 2 times I went to a strip club.
>Tfw at least girls like me when I bring money.
no green text lazyness.
one of the most beta.
I went on a trip field on hghschool, at some point we entered this grottoes people get in couples or things to walk along the path.
there lies ahead a 30 minut walk in bedroom light and cold breeze, whisper sounds and dark spots. The jew qt I had a crush on walked by me at thee entrace. " hey anon could I go along with you" her bff isn't with her or her group at all, I replied yes, and ask her to share ipod, She says she exactly wanted me to share music opinions and request for the mood. do saw and walk a head shoulder to shoulder making convo, playing along and also a little hand holding on the slipery floor.
At the very middle a friendly argument arise and we can't agree if the song of the mars volta is called the widow or the window" I bet on the widow, and she does like that, She I decide the bet the loser would buy juice to the winner, we say no smokes, She says " if you win I'll kiss you properly anon if you don't you have to kiss the exchange germa studen" is a win win either way, Agree, the trip continueas we even race in the town ending up buyin drinks to rehydrate and share botle ( indirect kiss) ask lateer to some people what the song is called, Anon wins, Yes I will kis her !
Get on the bus, is making dark that girl is sat behind me, people start making a fuss, the dark enviroment makes alll guys and girls to make out, yes this is happening, I then turn around to see what is happenin at that girl was making out heavily with a chad from same class, "cucked before it was even a thing" feel like shit but decide to no to say a wordabout just look for another free place to sit far in the bus, end up sittng with the class aspergie pretend to sleep to avoid convo.-
At the end the girl knew I saw her, looks like she is going to apology or something while everybody was going leaving and i pretend to sleep she asked if I am sleep, just pretend to wake up in a hurry and leave.
sometimes robots sometimes is just.
This thread, normies please leave, I'm asking kindly.
>>29108650
Never came once to a BJ. Honestly doesn't feel great. Looks hot though.
>>29108549
PnV, PnA, Girls have literally licked my asshole on multiple occasions.
>normie reee
>>29108549
partial gf/hugging
3 years with soulmate qt3.14, full sexual exploration
Got a private dance at a strip club and groped her bare breasts and sweaty body
felt good man
>tfw only body contact I had with a woman was through money
soul crushing
I hugged two girls my sophomore year of high school. Never did anything after that.
>>29109290
This hurt to read anon
I hugged a girl I was talking with a couple of times
>>29108549
blowjob
original salami
>>29108549
"hello"original comment desu blahtyblah
>>29109191
uh, how old are you?
>>29108549
About 6 inches
>>29108549
Holding hands with her and eventually kissing her on a roadtrip. She lived too far away from me though and we texted for a few days but it sizzled out because we couldn't see each other and cuddle. I'm dead inside now, this was like a year ago and I haven't had anything feel like that. I started missing her touch the day the trip ended, and at that point we were still "dating". I contemplated inviting her to a party, but then we broke up days later when neither of us could imagine a future in which the distance worked.
>1st time fucking
total qt, had been stalking her on fb for months before meeting her
didn't cum
>2nd time fucking
sort of qt, little sister of a girl who I used to orbit, I was even more drunk
didn't cum
>3rd time fucking
fat random slag, don't know her name, fucked her randomly while blacked out drunk one morning
came
i almost had sex once but my autism and anxiety pushed her away
i don't think I'll ever have a chance again
>>29109290
she did that on purpose
>>29108611
leave normie scumbag
>>29108549
I came in her pussy without a condor
>>29108549
Anal.
Lots of other stuff
>>29108549
drove across the USA with one. oh, is that not what you meant to ask? did you mean furthest? because you said farthest, you absolute piece of retarded shit.
>>29109290
Fucking hell what a bitch
>>29108549
rough anal with hair pulling
I have been in 2 long term relationships and an engagement. Last one was for 4 years and I lost my soulmate, love of my life, or whatever. Now I'm just waiting to die and going through the motions.
Anybody know how to cope with depression? Its been over a month now and I'm struggling to find reasons to get out of bed. I have a good bit of savings over 20k saved, should I just spend all my money and off myself?
Penis in vaginaShe's related to me.
>>29110425
greentext story pls
originalus
>>29108549
Tried to hold a girl's hand
Got slapped
>>29110287
I just want to do this once. I could literally die right after and I wouldn't care. Fuck
>>29108549
Platonic hug
>>29108549
Up her ass so hard she was spitting up cum when I finished.
I can't even remember what led to us going out with each other, but me and my neighbour were a thing... when we were around 8. We'd make out a bunch which I vividly remember as being pretty sweet, one day she suggested we have sex and I didn't have a clue what she was talking about. Seemingly neither did she as her only answer was that we just had to rub our junk together. I don't think we did it because I literally had no fucking idea what she was talking about and it seemed weird. For some reason though, in my memory she had something resembling a dick when she took her pants off...
Someone will call me a Norman but this is my only experience with a girl and I don't count it since I hadn't hit puberty and as described, had no concept of what sex was.
The only girlfriend I had after that was when I was 11. She let slip that she fancied me in class to a friend and so we went out with friends who were trying to get us together that night. The next morning I dumped her because I couldn't be fucked to go on walks around the yard at break time and shit.
>>29108737
Greentext?
Origami
>>29109519
sorry for the typos m9-1 I re read it truly was awful to read. I'm sorry I will make a proper post in the next story, I really was felt lazy.
>>29110163
I don't see her kissing that guy by accident lol.
>>29110256
Thank you anon, I felt happy for a little while
>>29108549
Who is this semen demon?
Original: Who is this jism prism?
Trying desperately to stuff my flaccid dick into a vagina. Can't get hard due to anxiety, so no girl will stick with me. I'm a virgin due to ED, but I jack off successfully multiple times a day. I'm a failure as a man, I'm supposed to be a fuckin' machine but instead I can't even get hard around a girl.
Imagine spending time with a girl, discussing her most personal feelings and and insecurities and the look of comfort she has when you tell her everything will be alright. Then imagine the disgust on her face, the feeling of being looked at as not a man from someone who said they love you, because you can't perform. It's hard to feel lower than that.
1st date
Then they lose their interest
Smh I suck
I once drunkenly kissed a girl on the cheek.
She didn't file a restraining order so I guess that was nice.
ive ejaculated into a vagina many times
A restraining order.
>>29108549
On top of me, making out, clothes on. I wanted to fuck her so bad...
Too far, too far.
Holded hands, hugged, kissed and grabed the bewbs with a girl i really liked.
Fucked and got a blowjob from a hooker.
>>29110183
Oh shit dude, never forget your fucking condor when you're banging a hoe
>>29112034
beej from your mom doesn't count
>>29112189
seriously, just pay a hooker and get your willy wet
>>29108549
Kissing. In her room, no less.
>>29109290
i'm pissed off for you.. you definitely had that in the bag man.
>>29110244
God damn please relax. Let's keep r9k an inclusive place for everybot.
I had sex with my manager. I was 17 and she was 24.
Strip club DJ in Atlanta.
Particularly lucrative night.
Four strippers wanted to fuck.
Called a taxi.
Three more decided to go.
Called a 2nd taxi.
Fucked all seven.
By myself.
Took three days total.
100% true.
I'm married so I have sex whenever I want and do whatever I want with her. Nevertheless, I'm very vanilla and don't care to do anything further.
>>29108549
I lost my virginity about a month ago. I never thought it would happen though.
>>29108549
Dry humping and making out with a topless girl, then got cockblocked by her mom coming home from work. Got chased off too, good times.Haven't done anything else with a girl in 6 years. It's not that bad.
>>29108928
>hug
You think you have it bad, don't you
>>29108607
I bet you don't even jack off to catdickgirls, faggot.
>>29112710
>catdickgirls
Casual detected. Catshittingdicknipplegirls are the only way to go for real patricians.
>>29108549
who's this qt?
zxczxczxczxczxczxcz
>>29112688
>tfw I haven't even held hands
>>29112955
I did not even try to get a date.
Watched her systematically destroy our family and intentionally have our kids taken from us.
I just fucked my wife and hit something so now she's holding her abdomen and telling me to sleep on the couch. She seems mad. What do?
>>29108549
anal
orig
>>29108549
A girl literally held down and tried to kiss me but I punched her in the face and ran away thinking she was being gross. I was 11 when this happened so my nuts werent working at the time so I couldnt even fucking comprehend why I would smooch a girl.
>>29113042
It depends....
If it was vaginal, you probably bumped into her boss' wristwatch...
Conversely, the 'Anal Cervix' is actually just a turd...
Either way, stick her toothbrush in your shithole, then replace it where you found it... That'll teach that bitch to complain about trivial shit like 'her pain'
https://youtu.be/sQHH6DtblM4
Really awful blowjob on my 14th birthday. Broke up with her soon after that. I've had basically no action since then (I'm 18 now).
Sometimes girls hug me because they see the sadness in my eyes, but they still have no interest in making the sex.
French kiss, giving her a blowjob, getting lame ass handjob.
>>29109763
udnerated
>>29108549
Does literally nowhere count as a distance?
BlowjobThat was over 10 years ago...
Professional hand-shake at a networking event hosted by the teacher of one of my classes.
Its so weird to be a business fag because people assume I'm like the most alpha hot shit ever but in reality I'm a handholdless hugless kissless virgin
I can mumble and make it sound like I am talking to them at cash registers.
This is literally the farthest I have gotten with females.
>>29108549
cum in pussy
left her obsessed
honestly I didn't even like her
I want to be with a guy ;_;
>>29109421
Fuck off normalfuck
>>29110392
I have no sympathy for normies. Kill yourself
>>29111018
>8 years old
YOU FUCKING BASTAAAAAAAAARD
DIIIIE YOU FUCKING NORMALSHIIIIIIIIIT
DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>hold hands with a girl who had a bf
>slept next to a girl 7 times
>hugging some girls sometimes
still an autistic kissless virgin
Was about to penetrate but then the smell from her pussy hit me and I went soft in record time
heavy petting at a nightclub
it was okay
>Hey anon, whats number 6?
>A
>Ok thanks
thats it
i did good in school and shit and people thought i was smart. the only reason people talked to me was to get answers
>>29108549
>Kissed a girl I "dated" when I was 17
>She cheated on me like 6 times
>Fucked all my friends
>I'm still virgin at age 22
>>29113835
By being a BETA, you literally created the entire situation.
Snap out of it and stop being such a wimp
>>29113880
>By being a BETA, you literally created the entire situation.
>stop being such a wimp
Someone is new to /r9k/
>>29113880
Go home Chad, you're drunk. No one wants your douchebro advice on how to being swimming in pussy by being a dick.
>>29114135
New ?... Nope... I'm old....
And pure ALPHA...
hence, me getting whatever I set my sights on...
lol @ your lack of a spine
>>29114198
"....how to being..."
Brilliant.... Absolutely Brilliant...
>>29114338
Its really no wonder your father gave up on you... What an embarrassing disappointment you must've been.
Sex, OP. Like most people. Lmaoing at your post.
fucked her face, pussy and ass.
>>29108549
WHERE CAN I BUY THE CREATURE
I've had 3 different girls lick my asshole without even having to ask. It felt fucking amazing
>>29111134
not any of those other divorcees but here's mine
>2009, im 21. virtually a virgin (i had sex, once, when i was 18, and did other stuff before that)
>just got out of a weird relationship where i followed this ex-gf of mine, who i never got to fuck, from texas to portland, or, leaving behind my family
>totally alone in portland, living in a house with random strangers that i had just met
>basically fish out of water, never had a job, failing miserably at school
>suddenly, on OKC, a random waifu appears
>she txts me first - literally never happened before or since then on any dating site i've ever been on.
>crazy dreads, hippie as fuck but 9/10
>she agrees to literally meet me the next day
>we do, smoke a bowl, get bubble tea, awkward as balls
>do no sexy things. insta friend-zoned, as she tells me 3 days later "yeah im friend-zoning you"
>a month of hanging out later, she confesses that she actually does kinda like me
>start going out, its crazy, sex is crazy, we connect on literally everything
>except she's gone through hell and back and im a sheltered fuck
>she had baby at 16, c, who becomes very important to me later on
>homeless at several stages in her life
>now self sufficient, extremely disciplined, and competent as hell
>basically i am miles behind her in every way, but she agrees to be my gf and we start living together
>i need this because i have no idea how to support myself
>become really attached to her and codependent almost immediately
>at this point in my life, i realize this is where she became a sort of mother figure, which not only created a sick dynamic between us, but it also ruined my own ability to become self sufficient, and where our relationship from the start was kind of messed up
theres a lot more terrible shit that happens but i dont want to go through it again it was a really shitty period of my life that, while i don't regret happening because of how much i grew from it, i wouldn't wish anyone else go through this route.
>>29114735
but at some point in 2012, we got married after having lived together as basically a married couple for 2 and a half years. we got married essentially to get tax breaks.
>2013
>war was beginning
>the fighting between us had gotten really bad
>much of it was fighting about my irresponsibility, but there were also lots of other shit
OH DAMN sex calls friends. i wish i had written all this out sooner. oh well. smell you laters
>>29108549
I went on a date with one once. She passive-aggressively commented on my appearance and I barely even talked the entire time. Felt like shit afterwards.
Never again desu senpai.
Held a girl's hand during a historical re-enactment at school when I was eight. Different girl called me handsome on my 11th birthday.
That's literally it. I'm a caesarean beta, so i've literally never been near a vagina.
I have never talked to girls
>>29108549
A girl cupped my balls in her hand and rubbed I guess? It was really fucking weird and I did not enjoy it.
>>29111760
I know that feeling man, sad thing is I dont even know if its just psychological, maybe my hormones are fucked or something like that because nowadays I have trouble with erections even with porn. I should see a doctor, but I doubt he'll anything other than prescribe me viagra
>>29111760
How many times have you tried?
>>29108549
>be in college
>qt girl is obsessed with me and follows me around for months
>talk to her once and she gets creeped out and leaves the room and never talks to me again
>didn't even say anything weird just talked about school
>late at night reading about Hitler in an empty computer lab
>her and her friends come in and eat dinner in there for some reason
>on her way out she asks if I want her burger because she wasn't hungry
>haven't seen her since
I don't understand reality anymore. Please help.
>>29108549
>girl dating a Chad starts aggressively rubbing my leg while sitting next to me
I'm a fucking neckbeard what the fuck senpai.
>>29114995
This is what I hate about females. They can't be blunt and tell their feelings and I have a hard time understanding them. I am a conservative guy but I hate the idea that the male has to do the first step.
i killed her newborn because he had down syndrome and slammed him back into her vagina, then skinned her and sacrificed her to the dark lord Methuselah so that he may grant me a most painful erection, with which i could use inside my daughter to fill her with the seed of the antichrist
>>29108549
>>29108549
a naked stripper grinded on me wearing basketball shorts and no underwear and I came. I think she had some cum on her
I pissed in a girl's asshole and made her drink it with a hose. Also I used to make her give me a rimjob for thirty minutes at a time.
>>29115104
Just gross, real or not.
>>29115182
Normie alert, beating and humiliating women is the patrician's kink
>>29109290
with jews you lose anon
also i read that story before
>>29108549
got my first handjob, blowjob and kiss yesterday
Made out with a really attractive Latina girl at a party. We were both pretty drunk tho.
>>29108549
I'm not a virgin, but when you guys finally get it make sure you hit from behind
goddamn
>hugged some grills
>saw a pair of tits once
>one time a girl bit me
>>29108549
Glistened a girls face with warm cum as I brushed her eyes cheeks and mouth, glazing her like a boston creme donutany femanons want to fug?
fucked her face till she couldnt handle it
fucked her pussy till she said it hurts
fucked her ass and it started to leak next day
i still havent gaped their anus, i will not die till its done
>>29108549
About 63 miles. I stopped to use a restroom and when I got back to the car she had escaped from the trunk.
>>29116345
pee in her butt anon
anal sex
>tfw its my fetish, and i finally got to fuck a girl in the ass after years of wanting to
>mfw reading this thread
I can't even imagine myself being intimate with a girl.
Once in a crowded metro there was a girl in those tight yoga pants infront of me. Really close to me, I was staring at that tight ass and got a bit of a hard on going on. Lucky for me when the train stopped she lost her footing for a second and that glorious ass hit me my dick. Im pretty sure she felt it since she looked so spooked, I quickly exited in a mixed state of panic and arousal. I also was at a station I was not familiar with. It was one awkward day.
Is pissing in/on her vagina, or raw anal and cumming inside further?
a girl i liked in 10th grade hugged me when I gave her a birthday present.
TRUTH TIME: I'm married. I can bang her anytime I want. But before you decide that you and I are not alike, its important you know... Just like the 'grass being greener', we are all miserable... There's a yin and a yang.. Maybe its just me.. Maybe I have a self destructive subconscious, but when Im in a relationship, the entire time, I secretly 'want to get out' of it.... There comes a day when ANY woman, no matter how 'perfect', one becomes a completely different person than the one you thought you knew. Suddenly, you realize you just want to be alone... This marriage is no different. I actually wish I DIDNT have to fuck her... I see other chicks that I'd rather fuck and wish I was dead... or more importantly I wish I could just be ALONE again.. Just to be ALL ALONE, not having to interact with her or anybody... You don't know how good you single guys have it ..
I actually think the most important thing ppl can do is to become truly comfortable as an isolationist... Its a skill that will come in more and more handy as we move into the future...
Sex is great. Kind of .... Who cares ?... As far as I'm concerned, we're all dead anyway... Nothing matters.
So just treat yourselves well, and stop worrying and complaining and questioning what's inside you. There's no reason to freak out.. You're actually the lucky ones...
Isolationism-
Master it...
>>29108549
hug, conversation, eye contact
>>29108549
benis in vagoo
it's true
>>29113489
>>29114384
>>29116263
>>29116345
>>29116646
FUCKING NORMAL FAAAGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOAAAAAAAAAARDDDDDTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111115%%%
>>29108549
I touched a vagina once.
2007 was a strange year
kissed
best day of my life so far, but shes brought me so much pain
>>29111760
Same problem, but still getting laid from time to time.
Reeeeee
>>29108549
Had 1 on 1 lunch with her.
She wasn't interested in a relationship with me though. :(
>>29108549
I had a MFF threesome. Me and another woman were domming the third girl. We nipple clamped the girl, had chains attached and then used rope to make it so she had to stand on her tip toes or the nipple clamps would pull on his nips too tightly. We then proceeded to beat her and a whole load of lewd things.
>>29116429
good idea, want to do that aswell
I have gotten all the way up to just the tip, but that was only because my dick was too big to fit all the way into the condoms I had, and the girl was a very skittish rape victim who wasn't dtf after that.
>tfw virgin because big dick :(
>>29113804
>i did good in school
>did good
>do good
>good
Is this correct in burger land?
What have you done to your poor adverbs? ;_;
>>29108549
acquaintance
>>29117032
Jealous as fuck rn :_(
>>29117154
I met one of them from /r9k/ as well.
>>29108549
kill yourself, mega-faggot
I often brush my hand against them when paying for stuff at the shop, little do they know I fondle my balls before going out.
>>29112549
Greentext when???
I sat next to a girl on a plane, so about 1750 miles
>>29108549
> what's the farthest you've gotten with a girl?
Had sex.
If you mean lately, probably when we were in my car and I got to play with her tits. If she wasn't opposed to car sex, I would've fucked her right then and there.
Married my best friend not long after high school. She was given about 4 months to live and was depressed she'd never get to marry and have a family. So we did the paperwork, then had a small wedding with our two families there. We ended up conceiving that night and she held on long enough to give birth, and a few months after that.
>>29109290
>don't forget, you're here forever!
This comment is origami
>>29108549
i did seggs a few times when i was a teenager. nothing since.
Got a girls number back in HS. I sat next to her in class, and she would always try and talk to me even though I was spilling spaghetti everytime.
She gave me her number one day, and then asked for mine. That night she started texting me. It was pretty normal conversations, and it felt great to be texting a girl like I see all the normies do.
We talked for about a week, and then she told me she just wanted to get closer to my friend. So she was just using me to do so. She stopped texting me and even talking to me in class after telling me.
Felt horrible. That was about as far as I got. Never hugged, dated, kissed, etc with any women yet.
>>29117843
Fuck I came to /r9k/ to be angry, not to tear up.
>>29108549
I experienced the situation depicted in this image.
I then discovered that she did that for pretty much everyone.
a sex-less whore.
