/feelsmusic/ thread
what are you listening to robots?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9-NOIalUYU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqPQERTDsxg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrHW6_aJSKc
>tfw you can't stop listening to shoegaze even though it makes you sad
guess I'll go to bed then...
good night anons, sleep tight
Quality taste op. thanks for introducing me to Duster, Im always searching for shoegaze bands to feel to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri5F633xSsY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P2Xdfx-EGc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ahU-x-4Gxw
>>29175552
a-anon pls come back, fuck I didn't respond quick enough, you probably went to bed ;_; sleep tight anon.
HOW CAN I BE A BOOB STREAMER
> you heard me, I need shekels and I want to be well off by the end of June 2017
By streaming your boobs.
faggot.
>can't greentedxt
>normie meme
fuck off
>>29175229
That picture makes no fucking sense. A "goi" is a derogatory term for a non-jew.
If he can get a girlfriend, why can't you?
>>29175112
Because i don't have the strength or the desire anymore for that, not for a gf and not for a job and not for anything.
I just want to live a comfy life and then die.
>>29175112
I'm 25.
At 25 he didn't have a GF either.
His early videos he always talks about old girls he's been with with a zealous insecurity of a liar.
I never watch Francis videos I hate that shit but I've watched most of his others and I don't envy Boogie. I'm very glad he's found some happiness wether she wants his money or not.
At my age he had some success with the Dotcom bubble making websites iirc and he was living away from his awful parents so he...
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>>29175112
>not even as interesting as guy whose only interesting trait is that he weighs over 500 pounds
JUST
I hereby summon the marionettist counsel for fellow control freaks and manipulator's.
The first order of business shall be addressed soon, please take your seats and greet one another.
>>29175046
Greetings noble delegates.
It has been too long.
>>29175046
>manipulator's
Go to school mr mastermind
>>29175164
Knew you'd bump my thread roach.
>>29175138
Yes, where are the others?
>no sex drive for a week
>lie down to sleep
>penis becomes steel
Help, I'm desperate. I am so sick of this. I'm sick of jerking off alone and sad. I just want someone to be nice to me about me penis and care about helping me relieve myself.
I'm so alone. I need someone to be affectionate with me in some kind of intimate way.
Anyone else know this feeling?
>>29175044
No. You are alone.
>>29175044
Then stop being sad. Find something to do.
>>29175077
Nice doubles at least your 7 wasn't alone like me
I heard prostate play gives you a next level orgasm and as a virgin whose jacked off too much, i've been thinking about trying. But im too much of a pussy (heh) and i dont even know where to start.
Any robots ever try stimulating your prostate? how did it feel? what did you use?
>>29174713
Get yourself a couple of different sized buttplugs and dildos to find out what works for you.
In my experience it feels way better than fucking a vagina.
>>29174766
Not OP but I'm also interested in his question, I've asked it before but I always get answers like yours.
>I've never penetrated myself before I'm curious, how can I experiment and get started with it?
>well to start off you're going to need at least a few butt plugs and dildos
>posts webm of guy dressed up like a girl, in a chastity cage, shoving shit up his ass
No I do not want a dildo...
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>>29174821
Ok, so in your case I would just suggest getting some lube, I prefer silicone based lubes since the don't get absorbed or wash away as easily, and try fingering yourself while taking a warm shower. It's really not rocket science.
It may take you a while to find your prostate but it isn't too difficult, it's just a few inches in. At first it may feel kinda uncomfortable/weird, or like you have to pee, but just keep rubbing it and see if you enjoy it.
You don't have to dress up like a girl but if you end up liking prostate play you will probably end up buying some dildo cause it feels so much better.
>tfw you have a flat chest and everybody knows it
Malebots will never understand this feel. Imagine if everyone could see your penis size at all times
>>29174629
I love you just the way u are bby :333
Good thread, rolling for this.
>flat chested
>friends constantly make flat chested jokes
>people constantly make flat chest jokes on my Youtube Channel
I can handle a playful joke when it's with friends, but to make fun of my cup size as an automatic response to anything related to the word 'flat' is just hurtful. When I create characters in a game that allows it I always go for the biggest cup size. When I draw women I draw them with large breasts. My guy friends love it, but they assume...
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What is /r9k/'s opinion of girls with penises?
>>29174592
I want to taste that D
>>29174592
preferable to girls with vaginas if they weren't such massive attention whores and sluts
cute but kinda gay no homer should be a feminine penis
I've had enough, my dudes.
Give me ideas on how to get off this ride, I've had enough, tomorrow will be the last day I attend college and that anyone sees me, forever.
Post sad pictures and ideas on what to do before I am finally free
>>29174500
You won't do it. Stop shitposting.
Why would you do that knowing that in a few decades we will have extremely realistic simulations allowing you to have gf and happiness?
>>29174500
I only have a 9mm, hope it does enough damage.
Have any of you tried suicide before? Why did you fail?
> inb4 don't do it anon
It's settled, I'll shoot up my HD and destroying my cellphone, should I delete any social medias I have?
> tfw only thing you will be leaving behind is your parents
>Use bathroom
>Turn on faucet so it sounds like I washed my hands
>Don't actually wash my hands
>neighbors can't park their fucking shitmobiles correctly
>wait until 3 am
>go out and key the shit out of their cars
>>29174363
hahahaha HOLY SHIT society BTFO!!!!
>>29174608
HOW WILL NORMIES EVER RECOVER? HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
Post your eyes right fucking now
>post in eyes thread
>"anon I feel uncomfortable looking at your face, you look like a corpse"
Never again.
>tfw graduating this month
>tfw soon to change trip to intern desu
Feels good man, driving to my last supervision right now
>>29174438
Anon I feel uncomfortable reading your post, you sound like a creepy aspie
Thoughts on the Fleshlight? Is it worth the money, how does it feel, etc. What is the best sleeve texture?
I'm considering getting one. I'd also like opinions on different brands.
>>29174122
Just get some onaholes
Check the eternal onahole thread on /jp/
onaholes are leagues ahead of fleshlights
>>29174220
Hmm thanks anon, some of these look pretty good. I'll consider them.
>>29174220
>>29174122
Onaholes are cheap asian trash. A Fleshlight feels
100% better. The best one imho is the swallow one.
You can get them moulded after certain porstars
mouths/genetalia.
Second best texture is definitely the Forbidden.
Protip: Pop in some porn and replicate the stroking
motion with your FL. Should work even better
with VR.
>NYAAAAAAAAH! Stole your heart, anon!
what do?
>>29173911
If that's a pig heart I'm ok with it.
If it's a human heart I'm not ok with it.
>>29173911
*blushes* hehe yeah i guess you did. Now you are my gf!?!? *unleashes cock* take this baby! *cum in her pussy while everyone watch* hehe yeah that was hot ummm can i have my heart back now? hehe
Thanks, now I can die
You do realise that this is the real, unshopped chart? It seems that if you're under 6 inches, you're pretty much fucked.
Women will constantly seek bigger cocks, if you aren't at least 7 inches you will never be able to pleasure a woman. Even then she'll leave you for someone else who is bigger eventually. It's how their mentality works.
>>29173899
posts shopped chart
>it's unshopped chart I swear guys
>>29173899
>if you aren't at least 7 inches you will never be able to pleasure a woman
>implying: you have a 7+ inch cock and feel that you and your +1standard deviation buddies are the only ones that can fuck well (i have a 7 inch cock too and female orgasm is more about the way you use your organ, not just shoving a big dick in. honestly if i go all the way in, hard, it hurts them. so idk what woman out there wants a dick about 8 inches.)
>but...
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>>29173957
Search for it on google, it's literally the real one.
Do girls just prefer tall guys because bigger penis?
>>29172900
Nope. There is no correlation between height and penis lenght.
Always remember that porn exaggerate things and girls dont know what they want.
>>29172900
WHEN MEMES COLLlDE
>>29172900
I love the hyper cocks, ass, and tits he does