>NYAAAAAAAAH! Stole your heart, anon!
what do?
>>29173911
If that's a pig heart I'm ok with it.
If it's a human heart I'm not ok with it.
>>29173911
*blushes* hehe yeah i guess you did. Now you are my gf!?!? *unleashes cock* take this baby! *cum in her pussy while everyone watch* hehe yeah that was hot ummm can i have my heart back now? hehe
Thanks, now I can die
Why are the cute ones always the craziest?
Fuck women
>>29173911
Same thing I did in school, throw it at the window
Put that down and stop trying to look cute with it, disrespectful cunt. Someone died so that you could use their heart to further your knowledge, don't be a fucking retard.
>>29173911
>tfw you had a nightmare where spoony seduced and fucked your bf and he came inside of her
>you woke up bawling your eyes out at 4 am last night
I want to kill her desuI've never wanted to kill a woman before.I know this will just feed her ego
>>29173911
die at her feet, looking up at her so her beautiful face is the last thing I see
>>29173985
lol dude wtf
>>29173911
That kinda looks like steak. I bet you could slice that up and fry it
>>29173911
>you can't steal what has always been yours :)
>>29173911
post moar of her
original
>>29174270
heart its hard to cook, its tougher than other muscles
>>29173911
GIVE IT BACK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*unsheathes fedora*
>>29174842
Well I'm fine with some chewy meat and I really hope this heart isn't human because my stomach is making the rumblies.
>>29173985
>Pssh...Nothing personnel kid
>>29173911
>NYAAAAAAAAH!
That's not how normal humans interact with each other.
>>29174915
it works if you're a cute girl, you can get away with anything
>>29173911
>"Yeah, ok."
bl000000x
>>29173911
>>NYAAAAAAAAH
Do men like it when girls do that kind of stuff?
>>29175124
Not at all. It's pretty fucking cringe.
But I need that to live
>>29173911
>"Suck your mum you little slut"
>>29173911
die cause no heart
>>29175124
Yeah I do I think it is cute. I never find much that anyone else does to be cringey, only the things that i do. If a girl did that naa to me it would make my heart swell
>>29175124
Yeah it's pretty cringe in real life.
2d does not translate well into the 3d realm.
Mainly because 3d woman can not compete as most of them are fat and autistic.
>>29174915
>>29175124
>>29175331
>>29175375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvozYm3S-kw
>>29174313
i like this one desu dess
>>29175395
I feel nothing but pure, simmering rage.
>>29173911
WTF is this meme? I hope she's not the next Eliza.
>>29173940
It's probably a sheep heart, they dissect it is biology,
>>29175514
It's spoony, she's an old tripfag that used to post on 4chan. How new are you?
>>29175514
> the next Eliza.
Eliza was like 8 when Spoony started
>spoony will never be your gf
>>29175576
>>29175626
Fuck off stop triggering me
>spoony's mere presence on this earth cucks you
Spoonys a fat little fuckface
>>29175395
That's the special brand of autism that only 2007-2008 videos can offer.
>>29175626
There are other women out there...
But there's only one Wishbone
>Wishbone will never be your dog.
>>29175557
>Implying it's a good thing to remember every tripfag attention whore who posts on 4Chad.
Even wizards like me have better things to do with our time.
>>29175658
>Wishbone died in 2001
>>29175681
>feels fucking horrible man
>>29175677
Yet you know who Eliza is
hMMMMMMMMM
>>29175677
then get out normie
reeeeeeee i say
Can a normie tell me what you should say in a situation like in the OP? I'm a social retard and would just freeze up
>>29175826
i am a social retard too and i would have immediately said this >>29174313 it's really simple, don't think about it like it's science just say the first cute thing that comes to your mind
it will seem stupid to you but girls are stupid and eat that shit up
>>29175826
Nothing, because that situation could only happen in the fantasy of a socially inept neckbeard.
If a girl makes a flirty joke like that just laugh.
>>29175851
That sounds forced as fuck. It's worse than tipping your fedora.
>>29175826
>now I'm taking yours!
>*grab her chest*
>>29175890
Monumental post
>>29175879
lmao well i hope you enjoy being a virgin, you are not a social retard, but an actual retard
>>29175925
>this mad over disagreement
>thinks he can give flirt advice while posting on /r9k/
>>29174198
It's a pig heart retard.
>>29176033
i have girls throwing themselves at me though, seems like you will be the one sucking dicks since you will get no pussy because you are dumb
>>29173911
KALI MAAAAA
>>29175779
>Is a 28 year old incel who posts on wizardchan
>Told to "get out normie" by le socially awkward robots who only had three gfs in college and remember every roastie whore who posts on 4Chad
You guys are really beyond help, you know that right? Well, you will inevitably get married to some roastie when she can't get Chads anymore and is looking for a normie beta provider, she will eventually get a divorce and you'll be forced to hand over to her your home, custody of your children and pay alimony for the next decade atleast. And then you'll become one of the many middle-age male suicide statistics. The worst part of that is, it will be 100% your own fault.
>>29176105
Oh look, a fat retarded autist
>>29173911
Jokes on you, I didn't have a heart to begin with.
>>29176064
Normo Joe, are you here on /r9k/ to laugh at us?
>>29173911
I prolapse her uterus and place my cock near it.
>>29173911
SPOONY FUCK OFF! I SWEAR TO GOD. GO ATTENTIONWHORE AT LOLCOW OR SOMETHING! I HOPE YOU GET PINECONES SHOVED UP AND FUCKED RIGHT IN THE PUSSY YOU LUNATIC PIECE OF SHIT!
>>29176773
Then wait for the inevitable.
>>29174313
>you will never be that clever or romantic
>>29176833
i am literally an ugly, skinny fat manlet that is 26 year old and a kisless virgin, i am hardly clever or romantic
>>29176909
Anon if you're that smooth you can get any girl
