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If he can get a girlfriend, why can't you?
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If he can get a girlfriend, why can't you?
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>>29175112
Because i don't have the strength or the desire anymore for that, not for a gf and not for a job and not for anything.
I just want to live a comfy life and then die.
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>>29175112
I'm 25.

At 25 he didn't have a GF either.

His early videos he always talks about old girls he's been with with a zealous insecurity of a liar.

I never watch Francis videos I hate that shit but I've watched most of his others and I don't envy Boogie. I'm very glad he's found some happiness wether she wants his money or not.

At my age he had some success with the Dotcom bubble making websites iirc and he was living away from his awful parents so he was still doing better than my NEET ass anyway.
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>>29175112
>not even as interesting as guy whose only interesting trait is that he weighs over 500 pounds

JUST
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>>29175112
Because I'm not a YouTube star getting money by sitting on my ass every day
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Someone has the image. You know he's getting cucked.
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I don't want one, I'm to damn lazy.
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Because I have zero personality. Manlets, fatties, dicklets and 2/10s can all get gfs as long as their personality is alright.
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>>29175112
Because most of the people who post here are deeply unpleasant and deeply misogynistic.
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>>29175112
She looks awfully Jewish, in fact she looks like an even uglier version of Daphne Rosen, I have a feeling she's cucking him with black guys.
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>>29175505
I'm beginning to think this is true. Just look at Elliot Rodger: handsome, has money, a car and good taste in clothes. Although, he was a dicklet and only half white.
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>>29175505
>finally develop personality
>can finally "be myself"
>people like being around me now

Except I hate women now because they're mostly weak and useless and gave up fapping.
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>>29175572
If you seriously believe the tumblr bullshit about women hating misogynistic men then you should kill yourself. Women love, cherish and worship thugs and support refugees from thrid world countries that enslave women. I'm sure some guy who posts "sexist" comments on 4chan is totes misogynistic compared to MMA fighter War Machine
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>>29175529
I'm a nice guy, honest!
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because my cynicism has grown to the point of paranoia and I treat any action of kindness as a contrived malicious effort
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>>29175112

>for years has been claiming he would lose weight
>still a fat piece of shit
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>>29175112
Anyone can get a gf dumbass the hard part is keeping the gf.
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>>29175112
He's rich.

I'm not.
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>>29175112
is this a cuck thread or a bait thread?
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>>29175505
>>29175572
>>29175610

Is all about the charm. Charm with bullshit or money, pick one.
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>>29175690
Since r9k became the new tumblr, probably both,
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>>29175621
They'll tolerate it if he has a good personality, or they delude themselves into seeing a good personality
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>>29175690
Bit of both I'm sure.

Feel bad for boogie though he should have blown all his cash on hookers instead of a cucking wife.
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>>29175529
>pointing out that women have sex and go for tall attractive and rich men is misogynistic

When did Tumblr updated the definition ?
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>>29175623
Nice try tumblr, but most conservatives are actually good looking and successful, which is why they don't need cradle-to-grave socialism like liberal bern outs.
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>>29175112
if by girlfriend you mean a paid housekeeper who fucks niggers, then I'd rather not
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>>29175713
But still the problem is after a long day of work, what can a stupid overgrown baby offer ME aside from her pussy? And don't say comfort, because that's not true.
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>>29175722
>They'll tolerate it if he has a good personality

Chris Brown and John Lennon were women beaters and douchebags but they still get bitches
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>>29175722
>They'll tolerate it if he has money/a big dick/status

fixed
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>>29175112
I have a lot of other things to do, and gf would take at least half of my free time. I'd rather play games and masturbate than waste my time on other person's desires.
Plus I'm not really talkative and I don't like going out.
And I'm ughley
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>>29175359
>Famous Youtuber
>Probably makes decent cash
>Sense of humor that appeals to the masses rather than tiny niche audiences
>Pleasant voice

These are all desirable and interesting traits. How many of them do you have?
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>>29175788
Youre talking about artists, bud. Successful artists. Not difficult to take a few beatings when you can say "Oh he's just so troubled , he suffers so much for his art."
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>>29175529
This post is problematic because it trivializes the issue of Miss Oginy by reducing it to verbal abuse from lonely internet trolls.
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>>29175943
Yh yh yh yh waaaaaaaahhh boys are being mean to you waaaaaaaaaaaah stop being means to me waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh *baby noises*
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Friendly reminder
original blixy blox
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>>29175186
>robot just wants to be happy and comfy

NAH BRAH YER A LOSER IF YOU DONT WANT A GF YOU GAY OR SOMETHING? LOL GET A LIFE IM GOING OUT TONIGHT TO PARTY AT THE CLUB WITH STACFIE AND BRAD LIFES ABOUT LIVIN' IT UP BRO!
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>>29175923
>abusive boyfriends only happens in Hollywood, Anon.

>http://www.ncadv.org/learn/statistics

>On average, nearly 20 people per minute are physically abused by an intimate partner in the United States. During one year, this equates to more than 10 million women and men.1

>1 in 3 women and 1 in 4 men have been victims of [some form of] physical violence by an intimate partner within their lifetime.1
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>>29175984

Cuck-a-luck

Domo original-o, Mr. Roboto
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>>29175984
and another one bites the dust
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>>29175186
I don't have the strength or the desire anymore

me either
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>>29175756
> most conservatives are actually good looking and successful,
Pic unrelated?
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>>29175645
I think he gave up after Diamond Dallas visited him.
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>>29175112
Didn't she brag on twitter about not having a prenup?
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>>29175645
>>29176719
Diamond Dallas made him a custom diet plan and exercise regiment for someone of his weight and I don't think he followed it. He is so fat he has to ride in a motorized scooter because he can't support his own body weight, I also read that he and his "wife" have never had sex because he can't get an erection due to all the fat. That's just a rumor though, I'm pretty sure she is fucking other men on the side, it will only make sense.

He made update videos on his weight, I know his CONSTANTLY has to go to the doctor for check ups because he is in such poor health. He always says "Hey guys, I've been doing good with my weight management. I've lost a few pounds, and I'm slowly but surely dropping the weight."

The guy makes money sitting in a chair all day playing video games and making videos, I doubt he gets much physical exercise. In his older videos he talks about drinking lots of Mountain Dew and eating fast food all the time, you can even see the Mountain Dew bottles in his videos.
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>>29176826
Feel bad for him, he seems like a really nice guy, it's like watching someone dope themselves to death but with Big Macs instead of heroin
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>>29175112
Because he at least puts himself out there, he may be a retarded fatass, but he's famous enough to get a gf, that's happens with everyone of these shitty youtubers, they may be ugly and autistic, but when you actually put yourself out there and a certain number of people watch you, you're bound to get a gf.
It even worked for spergs like Linkara and Chibi
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>>29175713
Charm, personality, same thing. If you're bland like me no one will want you.
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>>29175112
>has a life insurance policy and a preexisting life threatening condition
no shit he has a gf
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>>29175610
I don't believe this meme of developing a personality. Unless you were a kid who had one but it was suppressed do to shyness or some such thing.
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>>29177036
It's hard to explain because all my life I imitated other things but now I act on my own and it works somehow. Meme-based humor, copying TV shows is not how you do it.
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>>29175112
He has alot of money and i don't.
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>>29175984
What ever helps you sleep at night Boogie,because sexy black chad is helping your girl sleep at night.
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