>TFW you hold back from cumming as long as you can until it forces it's way out of your dick and then splatters across your stomach/chest and hits you in the face
Damn I love orgasms like that
>>29315433
>hold back as long as I can
>doesn't come out
>feels sore and never comes out
>didn't come
I used to love it when we had to do rope-climbing in our PE class.
After climbing back down, it was hard to hide my boner. The teachers probably noticed.
>>29315433
Iktf
>tfw edging all day
>tfw finally hit the breaking point and it shoots out like a rocket into my face
hii anon! :3
where shall we go on our travels today?
>>29315399
Is that a fucking fossil?
>tfw no qt archeologist gf
>>29315399
>hii
*GASP*
SHE WANTS THE D.
>pic
What and why is this?
>>29315427
It looks...edible.
>tfw you suck at literally everything you do
I just want to be good at one thing.
>>29315324
you're good at sucking
this is a very nice picture, can i use it?
>>29315340
...well then I guess your right
Reminder that all women are fake
>>29315314
>All women are fake
No shit, sherlock.
>>29315314
ugly bitch looks shit in both
So, just curious,
if a girl has mild acne, say 15 zits max at a time, and doesn't wear makeup, would you find her more attractive than a girl who does wear makeup?
Even though you can see her whole face and anything wrong with it at any time?
Did anybody play roblox when they were younger? I'm 19 and I still go on to play Phantom forces and ultimate paintball
>[ULTIMATE] Survive the APOCALYPSE
These kind of games were the best, especially the ones where you could build
>Or [NEET SHITPOST TYCOON] or whatever variation of the week there was, pretty good
Or the shitty yet fun anime fighting ones
Roblox was hella good
I still play.......ive tried quitting but I keep coming back
>>29316310
Same, because of old friends.
>dad asked me if I wanted to go to a sushi restaurant for my birthday
>habitually answer "i dunno maybe" like an indecisive retard
>he takes this as a yes
>don't want to go, going out makes me want to die
>but don't want to look like a cunt for telling him no after him thinking I said yes
Fuck, what do?
>>29315201
Just suck it up and go.He won't be around forever, anon. Make the time you spend with him count.
You sound insufferable and your dad seems to want to help, so if anything, this birthday is for him, not for you. deal with it and go
>>29315201
why not go to that sushi restaurant with you friends instead
>tfw the community are building a park near my home which means I have to move again
>>29315169
Jesus fuck I love /r9k/
Thank you OP you made me feel so much better about myself
>>29315185
This is suffering. I don't deserve this.
>>29315169
Serves you right, you disgusting diddler.
>tfw there are no solutions to your "temporary" problems
>tfw the solution to all my problems is a tangled theoretical framework I've been developing in the background of my misery since High School
yeah, this is the solution.
>>29315165
you realize that a temporary problem is a problem that goe away on its own right?
Does anyone feel like D-day is on its way?
I've had this feeling for a while now. Trump possibly becoming president is a huge factor in it. There's Muslims who're genuinely fine. But with the hate they receive is just going to push them over the edge. With that, you've got the idiots in the south who're in love with Trump. I don't think Hilary is going to win it. More shootings are absolutely inevitable. I really feel like anarchy and mass chaos is on its way soon.
>>29315118
If by d-day you mean kill muzzie day then yes very soon
>>29315118
NOOO NOT THE PRECIOUS INNOCENT MUSLIMS! ANYTHING BUT THAT, WE HAVE TO PROTECT THE MUSLIMS!
>>29315118
>There's Muslims who're genuinely fine. But with the hate they receive is just going to push them over the edge
if you can push them over the "edge" there not fine there scum muzzies need to die and so do you
When did you first understand you were a fuckup, different, bad, wrong?
How old were you?
What did it feel like?
With me, I realized I was different in middle school, maybe about 12 years old. I didn't have any friends and I had the hardest time connecting with people. I've never understood how conversations worked. At the time, I didnt really care. It was just who I was, and wandering around the lunch area by myself was routine. Looking back now, it's kinda depressing to think about.
>>29315099
I gradually accepted it throughout my childhood by constant rejection and failure reinforcing my personality. I think I needed a older brother or someone to show me the way because I sucked at life.
Out of my way, sheeple.
>talk to "girls" online
>never know what they look like
>always wind up crushing on them anyways
>>29315059
What do you use to talk to them?
>>29315088
I useTwitchchat
ive ended up with many mastrubation pals on skype via stuff like this
Most of them fat.
One of them kind of qt.
Ive cam sexxed at least 7 different girls now, but I'm still a virgin irl.
This thread is made to discuss the struggles and issues related to skeletons only.
I believe for too long we've been labeled as "spooky" and "scary". It's time to take a stand for ourselves and say that the actions of a few do not define us.
Not all skeletons hide in closets waiting to scare an unsuspecting victim. Please stop lumping us in with the ranks of zombies, ghouls, vampires and werewolves.
Unlike these creatures ALL of you will someday be skeletons just like us. I ask that you help in improving human-skeleton relations...
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>>29315043
>have been skeletal since forever
>never really care much about my body
>start caring about my looks/body
>begin to think I should be thinner despite having a BMI of 16.3
>hate my body, but don't have the will power to starve myself
>shrink is starting to worry that I'm developing an eating disorder
>tfw...
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Any other skelethins have vomit cups? I always forget to empty them.
Who else here /toolazytoeat/?
Who's my pretty little gumdrop?
Who's my horny little semen demon cum depository cock sleeve-honey?
>>29315033
>you will never be forcibly bound by spider webs in a spider queens cave and forced to have sex with her every day until she is impregnated by your human sperm
>you will never begin to fall in love with your spider queen gf after being held in captivity by her for months in her spider den
>you will never be the father of a large family of spider children
>you will never send your spider children...
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>>29315566
not as real as those sick dubs
i checcd them for good measure
>tfw Chad-tier body from years of hockey and /fit/ but shit tier face thanks to teenage acne and pale Irish genetics
I've got a strong jawline and my face isn't fat or anything but I've got a complete robot personality, fuckton of acne scars compared to the Chads at my uni, and I'm pale as fuck making it more noticeable - I don't tan, I just fucking burn. Not posting face pic, don't want to wind up in a cringe thread.
>he actually fell for the /fit/ meme
>>29315030
do you have a big booty from hockey
>>29315044
I'd argue that hockey and the training for it played a bigger role in getting in shape, but I don't think /fit/ did me any harm, just added to the time I spent in the gym.
>tfw he will never sneak a peek at your young budding breasts as you pin a boutonniere onto his 100% pure wool dress jacket lapel
why even live, I'm literally tying the noose right now
>>29314960
why even fucking live
i cant handle these feels
>tfw he will never hold your hand
Anybody elese have this feel